Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Treated myself to a 35 mm scan of Nightmare on Elm Street tonight. If you ever get the chance to see it in this format, it’s really something special. Do I know where you can find and download it? Perchance. 020
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Why didn’t anyone tell me that Matt Johnson called me out personally in a video from three years ago?? 030
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Preparing for horror season already, may have to pop one of these in tonight to kick things off 000
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Why did I reply to my spider man post and not my camp miasma post? This is what happens when you’re straight 010
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Seated for the final film of the summer: Camp Miasma. Glad I started making it to the cinema more often lately, hopeful I’ll still have the time and energy to visit once work starts up again! 010
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026DO NOT I repeat DO NOT watch Click (2006) starring Adam Sandler on movie night in your woke Discord server! 130
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026You call yourself “movielord” and “film buff” and yet you’re going to bat for Disney???? And you’ve got the Doomsday banner?? Fuck off dude 000
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Loved all the Live art we were getting tonight on @itsmemordred.bsky.social‘s stream! My favorites of course were the Evil and Good Luke variants. 042
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Back at the theater for Spider-Day: Brand New Man. I paid 25 dollars for a popcorn and soda and found a mysterious baggie of yellow goo in my chair. Awesome way to spend a Thursday evening. 120
Reposted by Lukepunkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026YOU READY FOR THIS? BROKEN REALITY 2000 TONIGHT AT 8-8:30 PM PST ME AND LUKE BE THERE!!! www.twitch.tv/punkittishere 03812
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I’m watching the Batman Trilogy BTS and this shot of Cillian Murphy’s screen test for Batman showing up while Nolan says “he wasn’t right for the part” is killing me. Those cute plump little lips aren’t scaring a single criminal in Gotham dude 020
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Pre-Odyssey Nolan ranking. I’m seeing Nolan’s latest tomorrow, my guess is that it will land right below Interstellar. 000
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026boxd.it/f6wuQJboxd.itA ★★★★½ review of Backrooms (2026)“Everything Must Go” Edition Like most of Kane’s stuff, a repeat viewing is not only entertaining; it’s damn well necessary. People yap about how great the found footage parts are or the dinner scene,... 010
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I guess the people in my theater didn’t know there was bonus material after the credits because most of them left early. Still a damn fine picture, and the extra post-credits stuff was neat too. Excited to see more from Kane Parsons sometime soon! 140
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Back at the cinema for the Extended Cut of Backrooms. Hell of a picture the first time around, excited to see what’s been added after the credits roll. 010
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Breaking: Straight Cis Male Ally had a great time at Pride with @punkitt.bsky.social and @itsmemordred.bsky.social. According to the man: “Everyone is pretty cool here”. He also stated that he’s “hoping to meet a lovely lady” who “likes and appreciates cinema”. 313514
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 21/06/2026All these people battling over a fictional rabbit’s pronouns reminded me of my bit from the @punkitt.bsky.social Pronoun Direct back in 2023 010817
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 20/06/2026The cinephile in me couldn’t overlook this parallel, genuinely took my breath away. There Is Still Time! 070
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 29/05/2026boxd.it/eypgLFboxd.itA ★★★★ review of Backrooms (2026)“Describe a dog to someone who’s never seen a dog before, then ask them to draw it.” Nothing could so succinctly sum up what this film is as a piece of horror cinema, an extension of the YouTube pheno... 010
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I love my friends they be checking out shit like Urinetown and Cumverse and shit 1765
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Huge things are happening over at @itsmemordred.bsky.social’s island tonight 012724
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 24/04/2026As a teacher I can confidently say that this is the most accurate portrayal of a classroom I’ve ever seen. 010
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026This just made me a little light headed #hl2vrai @wayneradio.tv 1448116
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Realizing as I continue to go on these Friday Night Tok Tok Excursions that people will have a video idea that pops off and then get stuck in an infinite cycle trying to capitalize on their one good idea. You only have to have one good repeatable shtick and that’s it. 000
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Cooper is his last name, his first name is Joseph but he is only called that in the script. What is funny is that his son named his second kid Cooper so that kid is named Cooper Cooper. 040
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I’m reading intently from Leviticus chapter 15 for anyone curious 0101
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 05/04/2026There’s only one resurrection that I celebrate… #FlynnLives 15312
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Made some serious progress with my journey to become the coolest teacher at my school by bringing my N64 and crushing students in smash bros. 011923
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Found a Half Life 2 load zone out in the Wild, complete with creepy industrial ambience. 010
Luke @sauwr.bsky.social · 24/02/2026How it feels to eat a pretzel dipped in really spicy hot sauce 0552
