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@sausagedoglady.bsky.social
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Sausage dogs and Arsenal. Usually found shouting somewhere.

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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Buckle up WUZZINS
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Harry and Megan putting in a transfer request before Gabby Jesus is diabolical
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Watching the eclipse as god intended
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So far a performance fit for the Edinburgh fringe
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Riding the fucking L train
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sorry to break it to you Arsenal fans but the vinni Jr deal hinges on the fact that does he know that WILLIAM SALIBA WON THE FUCKING LEAGUE - and that my sausage dog is burdened with witnessing his greatness
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Steve Hills @merse10.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The decision for Vinicius Junior is thought to be purely if he feels he can compete with Max Dowman for a starting place in Arsenal team. Finances are not an issue [David Ornstien]
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“If you were Odysseus, would you rather meet Epstein on his island or me on Guernsey ”
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Martinelli getting married so Arteta doesn’t sell him
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Roll Safe: Wise Thinking Meme
ALT: Roll Safe: Wise Thinking Meme
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Has anyone made the joke that it was just a “Vinicius Rumour” ? Or can I go first
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’m basically the Jordan Henderson of my team 😆
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
the only Morgan I take seriously is the Captain of spiced rum.
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wow - Messi’s English has really improved non
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Am I supposed to go out and set fire to some cars now? I’m in my pyjamas
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
UP THE BURNHAM BRITAIN
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Arsenal 4 - France 0 at the break 🧐
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Must be where they park the buses
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Headline tomorrow “Back beat she word is on the street that the Three lions are OUT”
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ah well at least me and my fucking sausage dog still pissed off my voisins
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Up the tapas - up the Mikel Merino
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Bring me Saka
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Smoking 74 cigarettes one for every day of the Falklands war
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Why isn’t Spence wearing his face mask?
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Dehydration break - have a double gin
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Drinking 74 Gin and Tonics tonight - one for every day of the Falklands war.
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I hope me bellowing the words to Vindaloo with all the windows open is helping cheer up my French neighbours today
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Guess it is the Bayer tapestry that holds all the footballing power.
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Build Pickford a statue outside the Emirates.
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Morning England fans
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Fire Crazy
ALT: Fire Crazy
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Steve Hills @merse10.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
What is the charge? Having a break, a refreshing hydration break?
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Now that was a Hydratation break
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Englands defence got enough holes in to trigger my trypophobia
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
How do you hydratation break them apples
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Wish someone would steps Lee Dixon’s ankle to a personality
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Happy and Glorious indeed 😂
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Pluie ARMY
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
THIS IS A HYDRATION BREAK -
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Arsene Wenger at Arsenal vs Man United Match
ALT: Arsene Wenger at Arsenal vs Man United Match
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It’s raining with my fucking sausage dog
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Waiting for this thunderstorm to start is like watching Rice step up for a corner.
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Me watching everyone in the UK experience 40 degree heat while in Paris we’re on day 3.
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I can’t buy an AC machine for my flat in Paris because I spent that money on hotel and euro star for the parade 😆 c’est la vie
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hydration break
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Not sure how I feel about us wanting to sign a player from Guernsey.
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’ll be at home watching with “my fucking sausage dog” tonight. Come on England
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I would die for Wilo.
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sausagedoglady.bsky.social @sausagedoglady.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Moscow mule again olé olé
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