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ParsleySauce

@sauceparsley.bsky.social
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27 🇬🇧. Just a bunch of fat chubby stuff here. 18+. I post early on Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/parsleysauce

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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Should not have eaten so much of DK's birthday cake before this.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Entirely defined by being fat.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Caine doesn't approve of fat Jax even though he has a big secret of his own.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Carrot Guy (aka Big Sunkern) the VRChat avatar is now available on my Ko-fi, Gumroad, and the VRChat marketplace.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Big Sunkern caught you staring.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Whenever I post an animation here, I'll also be posting a new animation early on my Kofi. I also post exclusive screenshots there every 2 weeks.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
When Alcremie knows psychic its much more alluring to just give in, hang your mouth open and let her feed and fatten you up.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
He got too tubby for the Air Balloon.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Quaquaval may have lost his acting job but at least he still has plenty of pastries to snack on. (7/7)
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The filming location may have not been designed for hefty birds. (6/7)
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Quaquaval may have gained some weight but he's still got to do his job as an actor. (5/7)
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Once you start eating the treats its hard to stop. (4/7)
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Being friends with Alcremie can come with some unfortunate side effects. (3/7)
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Quaquaval gets to star in commercials at fancy places. Hopefully he'll finish the shoot before the weight sneaks up too fast. (2/7)
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Quaquaval has gotten very fat. Who knows how this could've happened. (1/7)
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
He's supposed to be losing weight, he's gotten even fatter since last week!
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Armaldo but he's a fat out of shape ex explorer.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Here's the full knight story with all 25 animations: docs.google.com/document/d/1... Thanks to everyone that tipped on my Kofi.
docs.google.com
THE KNIGHTS AND THE SERVING ROBOT
THE KNIGHTS AND THE SERVING ROBOT MONTAGE: There is a group of seven renegade knights. There’s THE BOSS, who is the leader of the group, NUMBER 1 and NUMBER 2 who are the next two in command, three ...
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Fat Jax because a friend told me to.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Silly fat knights.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
A midnight feast that he'll probably regret having later.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
If he can't get it on he can't keep telling himself he hasn't gotten that big.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Com for @spikethepuffer.bsky.social . Bloo has been eating too much cake.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Working out won't do any good if you're still eating pizza and burgers everyday.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
He's fat.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Sucking it in can only work for so long.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Com for courtneygearsz on FA. Incineroar and Machoke both got big...
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
A shirt that doesn't cover all can lead to the realisation that you're gettin a gut.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The knights have discovered a robot that can summon infinite amounts of food. Surely no consequences will come from this.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Research on Alcremie's cakes may have their focus in the wrong area.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Big Sunkern trying and failing to lose weight.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Incineroar lost all the weight and will never get fat again. The End. (1/9)
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Surely someone as toned and as slim as Incineroar could never end up chunky like Dusknoir.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
He should lay off the Treasure Town street food.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
He had to take the stairs... Darn lifts are always breaking for some reason.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Day 7 - Alright... I think I could do with a bit of help now...
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Day 6 - OK... I may be in a rather tight spot now... I should be fine as long as I don't eat anymore cake though.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Day 5 Continued - Wait, why is this still going? The vlog is over. I really should leave before Alcremie makes me any bigger.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Day 5 - This Alcremie has turned me into a right jelly donut! Still, I now have all the info I need. I'm putting this research vlog to an end. Thanks for watching!
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Day 4 - Alcremie's cakes appear to be much more fattening than I expected, as evident from my figure...
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Day 3 - After two days of eating these cakes the effects of them is now starting to show. I'm uhh getting kinda chubby hehe...
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Day 2 - I've been testing Alcremie's cakes. They taste great! They don't seem to be having much effect on me yet though... I think... probably...
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Day 1 - I've decided to start a research vlog to document the effects of Alcremie's cakes. Since I'm a smart Oranguru I can handle it fine! I'll keep you updated in the upcoming days.
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Parsley @parsleyguy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Walking through a blizzard.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Make sure not to rev the engines too hard or it might give you the jiggles.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Cool clothes aren't designed for fat cats that eat a doughnut a day.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Eating Alcremie's cakes may result in losing some of your intimidation...
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Alcremie's cake can be very fattening. But its also super delicious and irresistible.
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ParsleySauce @sauceparsley.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
What if Dusknoir wore jeans? 👀
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