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Gwyn Throusomshit

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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 06/10/2026
old tweet of mine:

[conor oberst practically sobbing] I love shopping and I feel better after i buy stuff...not really
[me at age 14] this is so sick..
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 03/10/2026
Woke Country Guy is a powerful build... I think woke country guys are what America needs right now
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 03/10/2026
We will easily dim the sun.
static.klipy.com
SHOO
ALT: SHOO
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 29/09/2026
*warps toward you*
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 27/09/2026
The issue is, of course, the price.
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 27/09/2026
LinkedIn post about "a cool AI encounter" where a guy was "absolutely jamming on AI" using mobile monitors at a coffee shopAnton Chigurh smiling
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 25/09/2026
You gotta try it It's the trick A hair-free package Of balls And dick Burma-Shave
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 22/09/2026
Title Fight are The Beatles of their scene for real. All that heat and all that evolution in a span of a few years in their twenties
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can you block me please?
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 20/09/2026
I'm closer than ever to writing the poem that makes everyone love me
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 20/09/2026
I've retracted my tweet about BCNR not having swag. I think many of the greatest artists are indifferent to swag—and perhaps that indifference to swag is a prerequisite. It's not an authentic critique from me.
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 20/09/2026
If music be the food of love... Let's eat
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 19/09/2026
The video for Purity Ring's "Better Off Alone" cover is the most sensual piece of art I have ever seen
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 19/09/2026
WoW players are talking about "Forever Beta". Did they finally look in the mirror? 😂🤣
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 17/09/2026
I think I read a single chapter of a single Annie Dillard book for a class when I was 18, and that one tranche of writing, no shit, altered my whole trajectory as a thinking person
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 03/06/2026
Going to a homunculus meetup where we are all comparing them
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 13/09/2026
Haters just wait until I have my own retinue of men-at-arms
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 04/09/2026
Was just thinking about how funny da share z0ne was before somebody scrubbed the grime off to try to make it an income stream
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 31/08/2026
(breaks into a smile) It's so over for me
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 02/06/2026
📥 1 New Message From: Mr_Perspicacious91 👤 Subj: Noticed something interesting...
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 30/08/2026
Your ailing homie
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 30/08/2026
TraitorTrump_1776

Raw potatoes are one of my favorite snacks.
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 29/08/2026
Literally read another book
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 29/08/2026
It's this easy folks.
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 28/08/2026
When your homie is without sooth
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 28/08/2026
When your homie is branded with pain
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 28/08/2026
Luv2ThrillMyElf
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 28/08/2026
(checking out an album) Hmm... not sure about this one (the song titles are all in all caps) Alright. I'm intrigued...
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 27/08/2026
That movie Hamnet... I "ham net" convinced it's any good. I saw it months ago but just thought of this, sorry.
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 25/08/2026
Going to nostalgia night at the club with my Argonian friend Collapses-And-Dies
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 25/08/2026
One thing I can guarantee is that I admire, and am constantly inspired by, trans people
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 24/08/2026
When you're chatting with a woman at a party and her boyfriend feels a need to come kiss her in front of you... Bro, if I thought she were single I would've been too scared to talk to her!
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 21/08/2026
The most important advice I can give people in their thirties is, NEVER break up with your partner. You are fucked if that happens
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 20/08/2026
It's strange that women are just guys but different
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 20/08/2026
Jens seems lowkey chill as fuck. Like sometimes there's blood between the other frogs but everyone always seems good with Jens.
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 20/08/2026
Fuck Never, Die Whenever
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 17/08/2026
Can I say something without anyone getting mad
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 15/08/2026
At this point, I suspect Pile are not just the best current rock band but one of the best rock bands to ever exist, taken on their own terms
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 07/08/2026
Does anyone else just eat garmonbozia cold from the fridge sometimes
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 07/08/2026
I just packed on slabs of muscle at the gym
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@Richard57941301

me: yea i mean what is the minion's deal anyway lol where did they come from

*my wife's rich friends snicker to themselves*

Nelson Du Chambeaux: did you watch all the movies?

*im turning scarlet with humiliation*
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 02/08/2026
You never have to explain why you like something. "I just don't see it, why the hype?" <-- toddler style question
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 02/08/2026
Her: you must be a man woven from wicker if you think we're fucking
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 01/08/2026
I Heart Vagueposting
Never Elaborated Award
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 01/08/2026
Need a woman who looks and acts like Jessie from Team Rocket to break my heart in a specific way so that I can heal
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 28/07/2026
This was my favorite of all the tweets I ever made
Quote tweet of an image of an ancient stele depicting a humanoid with a bird head and bird wings: "Yeh hes a bit of an odd assortment but hes my mate like"
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 28/07/2026
My life in Berlin
@bog_chaser
Shawty this beat goes crazy as hell! You mind if i kill myself in front of you?
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 27/07/2026
I wish i could get 5000000000 followers and a beautiful wife by posting "I miss when I could respect the Office of the President." every day
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 26/07/2026
When the Pile album ends and the algorithm starts playing some other band. No sorry, we are still listening to Pile.
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Gwyn Throusomshit @satyrdance.org · 26/07/2026
What the hell is going on over in California
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