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Saturnine

@saturnine.bsky.social
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Smart, sardonic, and a little bit rude. Refugee from the law. Eclectic musical tastes. Member of the pissed off, sick of your shit, street fighting left.

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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"The Republicans don't seem to like us very much." "Of course not -- we're not minors!" "OH HO HO HO HO HO"
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
By MAGA standards. Yes.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
More like, he went to Yale so he thinks anyone who didn't is stupid and easily manipulated. And since he's playing to the MAGA base, he's right.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bullshit. Read the article.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Under the jail.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's 100% correct.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CIA coup? Rejected? I see. I'll leave you alone in your corner to enjoy your krokodil now.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes, that's the lesson he learned from the Reconstruction debacle - that the short-term advantages of "let 'em up easy" would outweigh the long-term consequences of a society crippled by tacitly sanctioned corruption and hate.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why should Ukraine give up one inch of land?
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ford learned exactly the wrong lessons from the disaster of Reconstruction.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm 58, so I have to extend that to the Far East as well.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And every time people around you talk about god, you know they mean what was your god all along, but used in a way that expressly excludes you from your homeland's not just dominant but completely pervasive culture...made an outsider by a new empire that enforces the co-opting of your god.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I say the words "harp seal," will you take them the wrong way?
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You're the one who opened that door wide and said come on in, brother.
Dudebro: 
Not all--
Woman, restraining dudebro with increasing vigor:
Shhh.
Shhhhh.
SHHHHHHH.
We know it's not ALL men, straight people, white people, etc. But it's TOO MANY. It's ENOUGH. And you being more offended by the implication that some of your peers can be bad than by the harm they actually cause...*makes you part of the problem.*
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The two most radical fascism-enablers are still in the picture though.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's what set you off? Your conscience is definitely holding on line 2.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you think you, personally, are getting lumped in with rapists...it just might be possible your conscience is trying to tell you something. Mine isn't. I don't think I'm getting lumped in. And if women are ready to burn it all down, I'm here to help carry the gas cans, because damn it, so am I.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hate ages a person.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Dead Hand of Roger Taney curses us all. Same with Lincoln and Johnson with "Let 'em Up Easy," the policy decision at the end of the Civil War that shaped the slow death of everything this nation was founded to achieve.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That is going to require drastically limiting the power of police unions - most of whom should be barred from calling themselves "benevolent associations" under our truth in advertising laws because they exist mainly to keep bad cops on the streets.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cold caffeine just doesn't hit the same. Heat releases caffeine's full potential.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also if you spell whiskey without the e.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We don't just need guardrails on the technology. We need sweeping reform nationwide in how police are recruited, vetted, trained, and subjected to oversight (oversought?).
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
S is for Sycophant.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But, no player should be excused for talking politics in mass media *during* the World Series. After the season is over, fine, exercise your free speech rights. During the big event, that disregard for alienating half your team's fans is just toxic.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The current regime owns a permanent interest, not mere security on a bailout, in more corporations today than at any other time in history. So tell me again how much the regime and the dictator hate socialism?
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East Coast J @jrhanlon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It is not socialism. Roads are not socialism, paying for people’s healthcare out of taxes is not socialism. Fire departments aren’t socialism. The military isn’t socialism. Socialism is when the public or the government owns the means of production and distribution.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
SPOILER ALERT: "Devil Take the Hindmost" is not the slogan of a healthy society, anywhere.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm disappointed in my Nation for not flushing Curt Schilling sooner.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Especially laughable since he'd never admit that the three states dragging down the national average are... wait for it... ...all blue states. 😂
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let us say, and why not, that I wanted to defraud the ACA public market. Would I do it by creating a dummy enrollee account, paying for coverage, and never making a claim of any kind? Who gains? In what fairy tale does this scheme make me any profit? It's good old ODS, nothing more.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They understand it. This is hand in glove with killing the subsidies - they're out to destroy the market. Also hand in glove with murdering the Kennedy Center. Anything with Obama or any Dem's name associated with it must die by the dictator's hand.
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AnninaPersisted ☮️🦋 @anninapersisted.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump administration are literally the dumbest people on earth.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In fairness, that's also the MO of Bain Capital. All vulture capital firms are cut from similar cloth.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So, so many tells that this monologue was written for him by someone transcribing the demented dictator's rants.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It makes perfect sense if you're out to torpedo the whole system. They want Obamacare to collapse. They like most of its provisions, except the Obama part.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Belarus' leader is a Putin toady and they've been a threat to enter the war against Ukraine for years. How stupid does the dictator think we are?
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
God forbid the bullet, the angle of the wound, and other key forensic information get into hands the fascist regime doesn't control.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don't you have to have credibility before you can have issues with it?
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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The same idiots who think trump, who dodged the draft 5 times, knows how to win a war also think trump, who declared bankruptcy 6 times, knows how to run the economy. That's what trump derangement syndrome looks like.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
But heaven forfend we should call them the N*zis they are.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And really it's against the same people and ideologies Sherman lit on fire. I will keep saying "Let 'em up easy" was the second worst mistake in US history til I die.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He's half right. We don't want gamesmanship. WE WANT ALL OUT, SHERMAN MARCHING TO THE SEA, FUCKING WAR.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Completely reasonable demand…. ⚠️BREAKING: Iran says the Strait of Hormuz will remain closed until Trump and Netanyahu are removed from power
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nah, just a naked blonde messing around with sports equipment.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I absolutely love that phrase "plastic paddy," by the by.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I will continue to sing loudly in the Irish-American pub where I play music twice a month, in honor of James Connolly who said the only thing worse than an English landlord is an Irish landlord. Far too many of the "plastic paddies" listening would have been Irish landlords.
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Saturnine @saturnine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Murphy has become a pretty good guy since he gave up his pipe dreams of compromising with eliminationists.
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Say, I wonder what John Ratcliffe and Putin recently chatted about 🤔
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