northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is clinically true btw. I’ve seen the data. 1231
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Got too blasted at Oktoberfest and started talking about cumming on my buddy’s biceps again 😔 my cross to bear 1660
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Nobody sending me big arm pics for biceptember you’ve all failed me!!!! 2170
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Blocked this shitty dude on sight and then first thing on my feed refresh is someone else posting pics of him 😒 1210
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Busy night at work but I’m getting struck with the unbelievably horny beam, my balls are aching to be emptied 😮💨 0490
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 24/08/2026it’s like 102 today so I gotta sneak it out 130013
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Yall see me as a big piece of meat when you should be seeing me as a big piece of meat that throws spin kicks to Contention 2360
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Sound & fury this weekend I’m gonna mad sweaty and beat the hell out of civilians 🙂↕️ 0180
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Those close to me know I am an absolute bicep fiend, like we need a FCF but for those mfs instead!!! tired of begging for arm photos like the freak I am 😔 0290
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My dick looks so pretty lately, I keep takin pictures of it 🥸 3860
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Don’t like pictures of my cock unless you’re planning on sitting on it 🤨 7910
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Works been killin me dawg, I haven’t had a good nut recently. I need one that really makes my eyes roll back lmao 3440
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Work is so crazy I wish I was sucking dick instead 😔 1641
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Week long load in my nuts right now 😵💫 I’m gonna be a geyser 4680
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Burning desire to eat hole, will need to investigate 0530
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 20/05/2026This site still not having photos in DMs is so insane to me 2440
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 17/05/2026exhausted from moshin last night maybe I should blow my second load of the day 0330
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Went back to my old office and immediately got horny :/ Pavlovian response lmao 0370
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I love tan lines on a nice round butt. Like a coppertone type vibe. Just the hottest 0390
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Hello all the insanely sexy dudes in my phone I keep forgetting to check this app lmao 1390
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Is it that kind of afternoon where I need to stop what I’m doing and blow a big load? My balls feel full 🧐 3491
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 07/03/2026You can send me your biceps whenever btw. I do not have an off switch for arms I will constantly thirst over them shamelessly. My burden to bear 1291
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Love big juicy cocks so obviously today (Friday) is a big deal for me 0460
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 23/02/2026when marathon drops this week yall are never seeing me or my meat again 4210
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I need to get this nut out I cannot concentrate on working at all lol 2470
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I hope I’m not just a fat cock to you guys but also a large gay guy with annoying taste in music 10731
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Should I nut a second time already or nah 4570
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 01/12/2025if my thirst traps don’t make you gnaw on your phone then I don’t want it 🧐 5520
northman (real) @saturdayroast.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Horny as fuck today, my dick wont sit still in my shorts 5960
