satismo @satismo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comKimberly Guilfoyle: The Best Is Yet To ComeALT: Kimberly Guilfoyle: The Best Is Yet To Come 011
satismo @satismo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026embrace socialism, or else you're just like your epstein adjacent cousin 200
satismo @satismo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026candy corn is made from real cornstatic.klipy.comSparkling Candy Corn PileALT: Sparkling Candy Corn Pile 000
satismo @satismo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comBart Simpson and the 'At Least You Tried' CakeALT: Bart Simpson and the 'At Least You Tried' Cake 000
satismo @satismo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026peter thiel:static.klipy.comEvil Is Good Vampire In BrooklynALT: Evil Is Good Vampire In Brooklyn 001
satismo @satismo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i want to invent a time machine, just so that i could give her mother an abortion pill 010
satismo @satismo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026elon is a sleestak in a skin suitstatic.klipy.comSleestak SurprisedALT: Sleestak Surprised 000
satismo @satismo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026im amazed some rogue drone artists didn't intrude, and simulate the ppl jumping out 001
satismo @satismo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026the kiwi mid tan leather shoe polish he applies to his face is finally crossing the blood brain barrier 000
satismo @satismo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026im probably not gunna side w sexless internet dweebs about rocky takes.. im actually ashamed our side is becoming the pearl clutchers... you tadpoles in the wake of the bullshit we endured for you to be so comfy... theres a fascist takeover and you want to nitpick tim curry!? FUCKIN FOCUS! 010
satismo @satismo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026the dolly parton/tim curry death buddy duo now outrank the farrah fawcett/patrick swayze duo 000
satismo @satismo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"it's been a business doing pleasure with you!" RIP one of the last beacons of american greatness 😭 000