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34 | any pronouns | ♑♎♑ | A still-learning Astrology Enthusiast™️ | Just trying my best |

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Popstonox @popstonox.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Hasan Piker says he's invited iShowSpeed to join the upcoming convoy to bring food and medical supplies to Cuba Several journalists and content creators will be part of the mission, including CNN, Kneecap, CODEPINK, and Greta Thunberg
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
It's giving blissfully delusional emotional miscommunications. Going to be an interesting day, best of luck 🫡🫡🫡
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Astrology wins again. The Mars/Venus cazimi is on my Asc (and still conj. my Sun) and I am in fact out here with a fire under my butt to improve my physical health and finally join the gym (signing up tonight)!! On the other hand bc Mars is still Mars -- my body hurts so goddamn much right now 🥲
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
12H year round three let's gooooooooo
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
What a day
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Oh how I've missed the Astro updates 😭😭😭😭 new phone who dis
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Apparently my natal promise is being the breadwinner for financially dumb as fuck men forever and ever and it's pissing me off
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Spoopiter 🖤🧡🐈‍⬛✨ @jupitersees.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Almost nasally regurgitated an obscene amount of chai latte when I read this. Thank you Tumblr user tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit 🫡
A screenshot of a Tumblr post by user Tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit that reads "Gen alpha is so brainrotted because there’s too many satellites affecting their astrology. These babies got Starlink #637 in Pisces and BeiDou in Aries and ISS in Virgo and shit, its like spiritual microplastics"
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Apparently my Eclipse Story™️ is me feeling extremely motivated to fix my gut health and spending all day making that happen 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Moon get the fuck out of Scorpio challenge
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I have such a visceral need-to-protect-at-all-costs reaction to my partner injuring himself that it is actually concerning, and I'm just wondering if this is what maternal instinct feels like?
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Moon-Mars conjunction on Mars day and I have cramps?? Say it ain't so
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Isidora✨ @delphicoracleastrology.com · 24/08/2025
Hey Pretty Committee, here’s the scoop for Virgo season 🌿
Background: a close up of dewy dark green plant leaves

Virgo season
Current state of the universe

In:
Focusing on the details
Nurturing yourself
Getting organized 
Working with you hands
Reworking your sleep schedule

Out:
Last minute edits
Ignoring your body’s needs
Doing things based on the « vibe »
Avoiding getting your hands dirty
Pulling all-nighters
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
One of these days I need to finally open up my witchy store I've been dreaming about for decades, because I just came up with the coolest spell candle concept and I need to try it out 👀
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Seriously though, it's something that needs to be talked about more because yeah, I'm almost 35 and have zero savings of any kind, let alone an RRSP, and certainly no pension to my name 🙃🙃🙃
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kira ✨ @kiraryberg.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
OK THATS IT PLS ENJOY AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!!! www.kiraryberg.com/guidebooks/p/the-houses-guidebook
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kira ✨ @kiraryberg.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
THE HOUSES GUIDEBOOK IS HERE!!! If you have been looking for a resource that will guide you through the meanings, stories and significations of the houses then your search is officially over.
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Officially plagued by the July 2028 partial lunar eclipse on the exact degree of my sun, AND THEN the chart that pops up on astro-seek before editing location shows the Asc exactly at my Asc degree????????? 😶😶😶 🎶Signs signs everywhere a sign🎶
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Understanding how it is people get addicted to things like sleeping pills etc. I took a couple extra strength Robaxin last night and apparently had the best sleep of my life 😐👌
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Oooooooooo I'll be thinking about this one the rest of the day (it's me I'm the malefic)
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Mars has begun its quick conjunction with my moon in the 10H. Good thing my boss -- who's having his Mars opposition now -- has the day off because I think this means I'm cosmically obligated to fight him 💀💀💀
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Empress Atlantis @empressatlantis.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
When the lions gate portal is during a Mars Saturn opposition
Help
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Happy Rectum of the Lion Day to all who celebrate
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J.M. Berger PRE-ORDER THE POPE'S HITMAN @jmberger.com · 08/08/2025
Also strange: Growing up in a world where the Internet didn't exist at all, watching it expand from a seed into an incredible resource, then watching it collapse into utter shit in less time than it took to arrive.
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Current dilemma: trying to find a comfortable position to lounge in bed that won't render me blinded by rainbows, courtesy of the abundant sun-catchers I decided to put up. 😐
Two-panel basement window showing many crystal sun catchers hanging. Two plants are on the windowsill inside.
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
In more Venus in Cancer happenings ♀️: my partner, yesterday, randomly brought home a portrait of the Madonna that a church was getting rid of. I guess my decision to reignite Goddess worship was decided for me 👀 (And it was made in Italy)
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Having the most nostalgic night possible with my partner just after Venus slides into Cancer (7H)? Iconic.
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The planets are trying to kill me
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Isidora✨ @delphicoracleastrology.com · 29/07/2025
Hey Pretty Committee here’s the scoop 🌞🦁
Picture of a sunset is the background. The text reads:

Leo Season: current state of the universe

(The following is in T chart format)

In:
Being your biggest fan
Authenticity
Loyal friends
Being cringe and free
Embracing creativity

Out:
Being your biggest hater
Dimming your own light
Unsupportive friends
Hiding away from the world
Doom-scrolling
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
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Whitney | Astrologer - Books Open @cobraandcrescent.com · 28/07/2025
This is a minor example of why I like the idea, inspired by Ptolemy, that a given individual's fate can be outweighed or limited by the fate of a greater power (your government/nation, the org that pays or resources you, a ruler, etc, not just a higher non-human power)
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I'm sorry but if you're using any sort of generative AI or chat bots or whatever for magical workings then you are, in fact, not at all doing any magic 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Of all the dehumanizing things that exist in the world, why must "taking pain relievers when I have period cramps" feel like one of them?!?!?! 😑😑😑😑
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Gotta say this whole Pluto in my 2H steamrolling back and forth over my Venus while Saturn has its toes in my 4H is rrreeeaaalllllyyy showing up and showing out, and then this morning I wake up to a little financial blessing (payroll whoopsy) and maybe good things DO happen sometimes...
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Reminder to myself
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
And realizing in general (for me) if they're worth fighting for then I actually HAVE TO fight for them
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Stove clock telling me I'm divinely protected while I'm making my broke bitch pancakes cuz I'm sad ✌🥲
Black and chrome stove with digital clock reading 4:44. A red spatula sits on a black  utensil rest with white palmistry and botanical design.
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Stove clock telling me I'm divinely protected while I'm making my broke bitch pancakes cuz I'm sad ✌🥲
Black and chrome stove with digital clock reading 4:44. A red spatula sits on a black  utensil rest with white palmistry and botanical design.
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
So uh... what's it mean when you come back from a bad interview (scammy business) and see this?!?! (There were 3 others too, all eating a rabbit)
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Eating with your hands is normal and natural especially when consuming chicken wings - up until its me eating chicken wings in the break room at work and suddenly I feel like I'm breaking the law 💀💀💀💀
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Okay my boyfriend having a career counseling appointment on August 11 while Venus and Jupiter are making out in his 6H????? Iconic. 😎💅
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Nicola Allan 💫 @nicola-allan.com · 22/07/2025
THE SUN IS NOW IN LEO — WELCOME LEO SEASON! 💫 #astrology
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a cat wearing a lion 's mane is playing with a toy elephant and giraffe .
ALT: a cat wearing a lion 's mane is playing with a toy elephant and giraffe .
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I don't know what the heck was in the astrology today but my makeup was flawless and my boyfriend took the coolest photos of me. I went full on tumblr 2014 vibes 😎
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Watching a makeup tutorial from 2014 and it's healing me 😌😌😌
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Eating the most Granola Mom snack i have ever ate in my entire life 💀💀💀💀💀 It's raw pumpkin seeds, organic almond slices, goat feta, and local raw honey. Like????? Who the fuck am I????
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
MY GROCERY STORE IS GETTING RID OF SABRA HUMMUS 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤 @satanspetgoat.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Does keeping a lid over the straw prevent this? 👀
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