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@satanshelper.bsky.social
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Just your friendly neighborhood demon here to share in the madness. Not here to amuse your anger. Go to Twitter or 4chan to be a cunt. If I see AI “art” being sold, instant block. Under 18? Go away. I don’t have money for whatever you’re selling sorry.

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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 6h
Shut the fuck up. Don’t defend ai slop horse shit
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 6h
He said I was venomous poison!
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 7h
I’m sure I’m on a list somewhere and there’s something I feel like saying but at the same time… that’ll just make him a martyr for pedophiles and thief’s and whatever else group of stupid people that adore this brain dead fucker. But something something not alive maybe in public blah Not president 
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 13h
The answer, because people are fucking cowards.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I report and block all ai slop misinformation
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Yeeeeeaaaaah because that’s a type of thing to idolize right? And one joke I always remember is what he called “seagulling!” IYKYK. Otherwise you don’t want to know.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Fuck Harry Potter and JK ROWLING
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Chinese arch at Golden Spike National Historical Park
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
youtube.com/shorts/RBsBZ... This guy is an incredible douche. Crys about the first amendment then prevents it on camera and blames someone else. Fucking maga coward
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Rep. Andy Harris lashes out at reporters after debate
YouTube video by The Baltimore Banner
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Because I know what it’s like to not have enough. I make sure they don’t notice it’s me paying for it and I don’t make a spectacle of it. (Except for this bit here I guess) but I ask for nothing and they didn’t ask for it. I try to be the change and positive I want in this world.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Exactly. People who refuse to help anyone unconditionally have no purpose in civilized society. I work 2 jobs so make ends meet one being at a grocery store as the 2nd part time for gas. On average about once every other week I pay for a strangers groceries when they are short on cash.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He died from a land mine, real sacrifice more like another dead American forced into a war we had no business being in.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Because it’s random and irrelevant to current events and possibly fake information. How about the military personnel more recently killed in trumps pretend war? Post about them and not something from years ago that’s why.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Had an argument about such things with a Mormon. I got them to admit they want them dead or just “gone” so they don’t have to interact with them.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Where did I say get yourself killed? Where did I say to touch them I said “don’t touch them” just get in the way. They have a family too but only you and yours matter? That’s some defeatist mentality you have there. Maybe keep your opinion to yourself then. Don’t pretend to be a tough good person.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They will learn one day. Unfortunately today is your day to be strong and the better person. One day karma will come to those who wronged others. Hail Satan, hail yourself.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fuck off like you’re doing anything either cunt
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Be like the rest of us who stand otherwise shut the fuck up. Renee Good Alex Pretti Lorenzo Salgado Araujo Johan Sebastián Guerrero Keith Porter Jr. these five people did not die for you to be a fucking angry coward. Do something! Be the change! Otherwise their deaths mean NOTHING.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So what’s your solution then? Allow it to happen like the cowards in WWII did? Sit back and let people get ripped off the streets by these raciest cunts? If you’re as upset as you act to be then fucking do something don’t be a coward behind a keyboard saying “oh no they’ll kill me”
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fucking coward
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s Utah the land of entitled Mormons who worship white Jesus no shit they aren’t going to do anything. I hate living here but my job requires it at the moment.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Doing nothing means that those who died trying died for nothing. Do what people said people should have done during WWII. Do it. And if you can’t then admit you are scared and a coward and let others step in if you can’t. Your response says it all for me. Why ask if your plan is nothing?
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Anything. You do anything possible. If you stand there and let it happen it will continue to happen. Get in their face, slow them down, you don’t have to touch them just get in their way. That’s what you do. And if you’re afraid of dying guess what that person who’s being dragged away feels?
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It is Salt Lake City, the land of entitled white Mormons. They don’t care about anyone but themselves.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If we are seeing something it is our duty to step in. We are the heroes if we do something, we are the villains if we sit and watch.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hell even with caffeine and my low dose ADHD meds I’m still way too easily distracted for work today, well ever really.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
AUTHENTIC VIDEO GAME ACTIONS! Moves like ROTATE! AIM UP! AIM DOWN! Jab!
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
No we don’t condone this behavior. These are just terrible people who will be punished by yours truly when they come to hell.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Love your style, I was looking forward to the daily tarot cards you were making
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Someone find me a copy please and I’ll do it.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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What Stone Cold Steve Austin
ALT: What Stone Cold Steve Austin
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m getting stone cold vibes and I love it
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Stone Cold Steve Austin
ALT: Stone Cold Steve Austin
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Satan and us demons agree! And we’ll be looking forward to the day they arrive here in hell for their punishments.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jesus
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Huh, so it changed its name? We’re supposed to call it by its new name? Like, how men and women who transition would like to be addressed? So… maga can do it for this? But not for real living people? Ok. I’m done. Play time is over.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But the right and the centrist don’t see that, even the barely left of center “liberals” can’t be arsed to see it. These next two years will be hell. There may be a blue wave but it’s going to still be bad until this administration I work for is gone. I miss our old Director of the interior.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cis-male here, Trans women are women. Trans women should be able to play women sports. Why? Well if they are going through the transition and others bothered to pay attention they would notice the woman’s body changing from “man” to woman making them a woman capable of playing at a woman’s level.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What’s normal for the spider is chaos for a fly. If you think this is normal please reevaluate your life and position in this world.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And don’t pirate it either, you’d be surprised at how those numbers actually get counted as well.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don’t meet your heroes, don’t idolize actors for your heroes, you’ll often be disappointed. As a kid growing up I loved hulk hogan. Adult me hated him for years. Don’t have heroes.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ooof I’m glad the demons here in hell are at least hot and worth looking at
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You’re most welcome! We need more visitors across our parks and people to support. Even on fee free days (another thing to take advantage of and look out for) just visiting to get our numbers up shows a genuine interest in our parks and brings in revenue to keep us running.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fun fact, at least at my park, NPS has a thing called homeschool day/days a dedicated day for homeschool kids to visit their local National park for educational activities. Never hurts to call or check the NPS.gov sites for info!
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NPS.gov Homepage (U.S. National Park Service)
The National Park Service cares for special places saved by the American people so that all may experience our heritage.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The whole article is a big yikes. And confusing that they would do this dressed as Les Miserable or maybe irony. I’m not even sure what the hell it’s even happening anymore.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s called using their own beliefs against them and how they don’t want to hear it or believe it.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I get in the way and go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 00010001110001101000111000011001101000100101010100111111001000101000010110000110101010111100000101010101011110101110101101010111010011000001010101010000010010100101010111101
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I took my meds but drinking water is hard sometimes. I’m trying
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What are things that never happened for $100 Alex? These are lies to keep people angry.
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Satans little helper @satanshelper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We hate it for very different reasons, and I’m sure that the very ones who hated it then love that stupid bitch today more than ever. Fuck J.k. Rowling. Fuck Harry Potter. No buts. No. Otherwise fuck you too.
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