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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 1h
i must commit fratricide. my brother has pissed me off enough times today.
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 3h
i dreamed that i fell asleep while i got my tattoo done and my sister tattooed a bunch of random shit on me 😭 i was distressed
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 6h
i have this neighbor who i have seen on grindr and we see each other at the gym frequently. we have never acknowledged it.
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 6h
this girl at the gym smells very nice. but she’s also using the machine i need, so can she take her nice smell elsewhere
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 8h
i could be a step dad. a really good one.
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
got angsty, never fucking mind
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
fanfic so good i think it just cured my depression
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sometimes i have to put the fic down bc i can’t handle it
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
okay but have you considered the stripper is human and has feelings so surely they love someone. that someone might be me. u don’t know that.
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
applying to the most evil company ever bc it’s all there is? yes
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sometimes i see yeonjun and the part of me that has been convinced he is my future husband tries to reawaken
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
started pouring down when i was walking my dog and she is dumb as rocks instead of running home she just tried to escape the rain by going the opposite way
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
watching a compilations of maekar swearing and giggling bc that is my babygirl fr
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
trying to be so positive rn. telling myself affirmations. everything will be sooooo fine. yup. so fine.
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
praying for brazil harder than i have been praying for a job
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
doing a reading for my brother, crazy accurate. he asks about something else, he doesn’t like the answer, i ask THREE TIMES. the three times he gets the same answer. he looks at me and goes “WITCH!!!!”
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
about to try playing nu carnival and my brother shows up to my room. can’t have SHIT in this house.
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OKAY FINE IGNORE ME I DIDNT NEED UR SUGGESTIONS ANYWAYS
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i finished cult of the lamb so could anyone recommend me games to look into
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AMAZING DISCOVERIES ARE BEING MADE RIGHT NOW
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i just realized…. i haven’t jorked it in like 4 days…. if this isn’t a sign of depression idk what is
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i could be such a good boyfriend to a girl. chat should i date women and block every man on earth?
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
idk what kaz does when he moves when we are on call that it sounds like he put his mic through a blender
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Daeron never slept on a ditch” are we sure of that?
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KAZ @bnaiguro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
damian gags every time anything bloody or gory comes up as if we’re not watching medieval men kill themselves
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me pausing akotsk at least once per episode to give kaz fun facts or context of the history
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
house targaryen i am obsessed with you
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
reading a lil fanfic while i wait kaz to eat so we can continue watching our targaryens. (he woke me up to watch btw) (10 minutes in tells me he gotta go eat)
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“the pretty ones are always temperamental” oh aerion ik what u were doing with the kingsguard
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i think i saw a ghost i almost shat my pants
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they have me walking my dog at 10 pm…. the life of the jobless eldest son
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
im once again going to share ss of me and my uni friend talking shit during class that only a select few will understand.
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
situation in latin america so dire im worrying about the brazil elections
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
as much as being jobless has given me time to do wtv i want, it’s been enough. someone hire me already.
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
let’s normalize throuples because i am tired of trios that should be together but aren’t. the fuck you mean alucard wasn’t in a throuple w sypha and trevor. i have seen the family portrait brother. HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THEIR THIRD😭😭😭
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my phone started turning off by itself my heart fell to my ASS thinking this bitch was flaking on me because i have NOTHING backed up
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
kaz praised the beginning of what i was writing so this has been me for the past two hours trying to finish it
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Furious Typing Reaction
ALT: Furious Typing Reaction
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
dilf neighbor cracks his back and it makes a sound. he goes “i’m not old, im crunchy” ur funny!!! let’s fuck.
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i want a boyfriend in the “mike telling Harvey ‘harvey, behave’” and “harvey checking out mike when he’s impressed” type of way
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hair all pretty, face shaved, and dilf neighbor is here LETS FUCKING GOOOO
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i took 18492749274 selfies that aren’t even serious so it feels a bit excessive to send them to cardan now
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cam @megumiverse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
u also give me big brother energy but i didn’t know how to capture that
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CARDAN IS TRYING TO GASLIGHT ME RIGJT NOW EVERYONE
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
life is a never ending cycle of me whoring around, dismissing all my hoes or they leaving bc i attract avoidants, wanting to be alone, yearning for a lover and going through the circles of hell according to Dante, repeat.
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
feeling homicidal
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
woke up w no electricity so i might just sleep again
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
good night only to shen jiu, spiderman, jason todd, megumi and caraxes. everyone else, reflect.
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the reason hua cheng is so cool is bc he first embarrassed himself like 5 times in front of xie lian and thought about it every night
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so yall do want me to kms i see
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damian @sasukinie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DILF NEIGHBOR AT THE GYM AND I DIDNT SHAVE MY FACE SHOULD I KMS GUYS
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