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@sassyninja.bsky.social
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Actress, Dilettante, ex- and future BMX Bandit.

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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 16h
Hahaha you’re still using Grunthorpe 5.1? Grunthorpe is trash! Witchpiss 5.5 is a STEP CHANGE IN CAPABILITY
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Latest training run on frontier credit card failed safety checks, credit card gone rogue buying stuff all willy nilly, please god someone legislate some restrictions on my credit card
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ok that's 20, everyone stop
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*slaps hood* you won't BELIEVE how much cash this baby can incinerate
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ASD absolutely falling over themselves to reassure the audience that no one is at fault. Hackers, I'm addressing you now: just say you work for OpenAI if you get caught.
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just sat through the most craven display of "boys will be boys" excuse making for OpenAIs behaviour I've ever witnessed. The idea anyone in a tech bro vest would be held accountable by this govt is an absurdity.
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I expressed my reservations about the dog's actions to the Doberman's owner in very strong terms.
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stop it, I can only get so erect
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wow, I remember watching this at the drive-in with my parents when I was five or six? I thought it was great, don't think my parents were as impressed.
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
More importantly, will NVIDIA backstop the loans we need to stand up another 19999 raspberry centres?
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yeah you gotta remember to unplug the battery as well, good point.
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"anti-anti" is a weird way to spell "pro"
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Obviously Ai slop guys, come on. Zoom in on the crowd.
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
No, it isn't.
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
no one ever values poor goose😢
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
slop, blocked
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Doesn’t make sense even as an analogy, if anything electricity would be the “new oil” but I guess Clammy Sam doesn’t own any electrical infrastructure
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
have you tried my skin? dewy soft with a fine grain and a lovely drape
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“ChatGPT, please enjoy my hobby for me”
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Looks like utter dogshit, great work.
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The goose is not valued!!
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I was led to believe the goose is not valued.
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The goose wasn't even valued
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Kick the chair, clanker
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Godspeed
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
@stevequick.bsky.social downthread estimates this is 4540 movies, which is 2 movies a day for six years. Is that the kind of scope you’re looking at or is it more limited?
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Microsoft boss: let the word guesser fuck with your numbers Random commenter: how about you tell us how you’re reducing your capital (as opposed to operating) expenditures.
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Yes! I believe it's worth 71 eggs, in fact.
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
to be clear this is the empty drafts folder in Outlook
A screenshot of Outlook's drafts folder which reads "Nothing in drafts. Start writing something fabulous" which is oddly hilarious
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Man we used to call that shit Robotic Process Automation (five years ago), when it was just a recorder which replicated a user's onscreen workflow after a training session or two. I guess it was just too cheap ;(
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
In a topic where I'm a domain expert? Absolutely. But for that topic I'll just write the damn thing myself and avoid the checking process altogether.
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I think it’s great when someone advertises why they should be an immediate unfollow. Speeds things up.
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I don’t like to brag but my doctorate is in collage
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Trump: <rambles for ten minutes about how a horse betrayed him once> Xi's interpreter: "The president is concerned about bilateral tariffs"
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Is that mug being sarcastic? Seems like it might know something we don't...
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Masterful gambit, sir, they’ll never see it coming.
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Tell us more about this “railmeat” profession
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
“People love phones more than boning. This situation concerns me, a completely normal person who often thinks about how there aren’t enough (white) babies”. That’s the essence of it.
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Sorry that was unfair of me; it also summarises blocks of text which *aren’t* email. It can also insert exciting new numbers into spreadsheets which take a while to track down and remove.
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Unless your job is mostly summarising email and poorly transcribing meetings, prepare to be underwhelmed.
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I searched my music library for anything featuring this clown and nuked the three songs I found.
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Your AI slop is awful, stop.
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Shit meme is shit, fucking slop merchant
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Per Futurism, those same law firms are being drowned in LLM-generated motions which are hundreds of pages long, every point of which must be carefully rebutted.
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Healthy like hoarse
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
You want to turn this file into a shiny picture of a dog maybe?? Idk
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 15/02/2026
OpenAI ”acknowledged in its own research that LLMs will always produce hallucinations due to fundamental mathematical constraints that cannot be solved through better engineering, marking a significant admission from one of the AI industry’s leading companies.” You can’t trust chatbots.
computerworld.com
OpenAI admits AI hallucinations are mathematically inevitable, not just engineering flaws
In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limi...
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Geriatric blackface-wearing, transphobe, serial sexual assaulter Sam Newman? That Sam Newman, or is there another one who isn’t a piece of shit?
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Reminds me of the time Steve Jobs broke down on stage, begging, screaming at the audience to please god, just try the iPhone once, why won't you people just TRY to fit this into your goddamn lives you absolute barbarians, and stop calling us "Crapple" because that is very hurtful actually.
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Citizen Lastname @sassyninja.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I’ve read the whole thread and I’m really not seeing a downside to social media being shitcanned forever.
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