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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
As funny as ICE agents being stupid is, this part of the article is absolutely terrifying. In another part of the article Frey says, "They have bigger guns than us."
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Went to a protest today. I wish I had had the presence of mind in the moment to write Porter's name bigger, or on the tops and sides as well. He was a last minute addition today because I, like many others, learned about his death way later than I should have.
Hand written text on white posterboard reads ," ICE OUT FOR GOOD - JUSTICE FOR PORTER"Hand written text on white posterboard reads, "TRUMP IS A TRAITOR"
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The "No More Wars" president, hard at work
It is an infographic displaying a map of the globe, with images of military conflicts or vehicles in the countries of Venezuela, Syria, Iraq, Iran, Nigeria, Yemen and Somalia shown in separate images, with little arrows pointing to where they are on the map.
The top text reads: 
United States 
The US bombed seven countries in 2025
At the start of his second term in January 2025, Trump pledged to restore peace by ending global conflicts. His administration has since attacked at least seven countries, with Venezuela being the latest.
The seven image boxes read as so in this order:
Venezuela: At least one land-based strike and dozens at sea
Syria: On December 19, targeting at least 70 ISIL positions
Iraq: On March 13, killing a high profile ISIL member
Iran: On June 22, bombing three key nuclear sites
Nigeria: On December 25, against alleged ISIL positions
Yemen: Hundreds of air and naval strikes on the Houthis
Somalia: At least 111 strikes against armed groups
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Trump promised Ivanka at 17 that he wouldn't date girls younger than her, and then said as she grows older that makes his dating field "very limited". This is a confession! This implies he'd go younger if she didn't mind, and he admitted his age cap is around 17, on record. Jail. JAIL. JJJAAAIIILLL.
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
........ What?
A blonde reporter stands in front of a tent with the words 'Prove me wrong" written twice in block letters around a banner on the roof of the tent. Inside of the tent, a women in white MAGA gear stands next to a photo of Charlie Kirk. She is bathed in bright lights and stands in front of a white backdrop that says "American Comeback" on it.
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Why are there so many people who don't believe this is a real picture of the moon? It looks the same at night, if that helps. Looks like you got it when the shadow covered a little more - it's the same mountain range and deep crater at the bottom. Definitely not AI, nice shot!
A detail shot of the waning third quarter moon.
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
It's labelled as intolerance for the whole account, not the specific post and it's because the account owner says stuff like this:
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The Reichstag fire was Germany's January 6. We are currently in between the Reichstag Fire Decree and the Enabling Act of 1933, when Hitler worked on removing citizen rights and eliminating political opponents. It is absolutely crucial that Trump must not reach the next step.
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The character Buster, from the television show Arrested Development, is talking to his mother while holding several stuffed animals, including a white seal in a teal sweater and other unidentifiable ones. He is wearing green, brown and beige military fatigues. There is white text along the bottom of the image that reads, "These are my awards, Mother, from FIFA."
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Today's almost accident was fucking stupid so here's a PSA! The image pictured is a YIELD sign. YIELD means STOP. So this sign means STOP if you see ONCOMING TRAFFIC. It does NOT mean insert yourself into that oncoming traffic. That would be a MERGE sign. This is NOT a MERGE, this is a YIELD.
There is a white triangle shaped sign, with a red triangle around the inner perimeter of it, with the word yield written in red with black outlines, on the white triangle in the middle. There is a white triangle shaped sign, with a red triangle around the inner perimeter of it.
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I just have words for the hunters who feel it is perfectly okay to sit on a log in the conservation area behind residential homes, in full view in your orange, waiting with your gun to kill the deer herd that goes through. That's illegal, incredibly dangerous and you're a real POS for doing it.
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
For the record, a doctor of osteopathic medicine and tactical medic is not a board trained, certified cardiologist. Now let's get the actual MRI test results, and not a personal note to Karoline Leavett.
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I highlighted this so it's easy for you to understand.
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
grocery store chains: we set record profits this year 

retail chains: we've never made so much money

energy companies: we just posted our best quarter on record 

news article: who is to blame for inflation? you peasants wanting wages, probably
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The word twisters are at it again. They were shot because people can't reach the leaders ordering them to do the things that make people angry. Their only job in DC was to be meat shields for Trump's regime. Just say you don't care about your troops MAGA, we know. It's not like it's a secret.
The image shows a Johnny Maga re-tweet of a Brian Krassenstein tweet.
The tweet from Brian Krassenstein reads, "It's honestly sickening. These National Guard troops were only in Washington, DC because Trump fabricated a need for them. And now he'll twist this tragedy into another excuse to flood American cities with even more military presence. This never should've happened. Those troops.." The rest of the words are cut off by the re-tweet.
Johnny Maga's re-tweet reads, "'If Trump never sent those soldiers to DC, the Afghani terrorist wouldn't have had to execute them.' This is the message they're pushing right now. The image shows a Charles C. W. Cooke re-tweet of a Jane Mayer tweet.
Jane Mayer's tweet reads, "This is so tragic, so unnecessary, these poor guardsmen should have never been deployed. I live in DC and watched as they virtually do nothing but pick up trash. It was for political show and at what a cost."
Charles C. W. Cooke's re-tweet reads, "Just so we are clear: The federal government is allowed to deploy federal agents in a federal district over which it has plenary constitutional power, without those agents being shot at by criminals. Suggestions or implications to the contrary are absurd."
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Two rows of men sit at (switchboards?), wearing headphones on their ears. Behind them stand a line of military men wearing helmets. They line up in three rows, which the rows behind being higher than the ones in front so the men in back can see over the men in front. The picture is in black and white. In bold white text on top of the picture, it says, "'It was not Hitler or Himmler who abducted me, beat me and shot my family. It was the shoemaker, the mailman, the neighbor, who received a uniform and then believed they were the master race.' -Karl Stojka, Auschwitz survivor"
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
There are two lines of text, each followed by a line of 11 boxes.
The first line reads "How surprised I am:"
One box in the line that follows is filled in with red.
The second line reads "How disgusted I am:"
All eleven boxes in the line that follows are filled with red.
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
This is from an article regarding the eruption of Mount Vesuvius, which some scientists believe may have occurred on the 24th and 25th of October 79 AD. Now, reading it on the same day almost 2,000 years in the future, I find the end to be particularly interesting. www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Natick, Massachusetts
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Natick, Massachusetts today. It was great to see so many more people than last time! Video comment below. #NoKings
I hold a sign that says "NO KINGS SINCE 1776", and am standing next to a tricorn hat wearing person in a gorilla suit, who is holding an American Colonial flag above us both. Other protestors stand in the background. A view of First Congregational Church in Natick, Massachusetts, with dozens of protestors lining the sidewalk in front of the building.A person wearing an inflatable unicorn costume holds a sign saying "ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS... HUMANITY" They are standing with other protestors.
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
There haven't been thousands of mass shootings. Thousands of shootings, yes, but only 155 mass shootings, back in August at least.
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
A sign reads, "BEFORE WE WORK ON ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WHY DQNT WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT NATURAL STUPIDITY?"
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Apparently it's anti-white to throw swastikas away, punch Nazis or make racists afraid. If wanting to do that makes me thy enemy, Chandler - Great! I love that for me! Also, he is deliberately encouraging violence with this post, telling gun owners to go after other gun owners - and he knows this.
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Omfg 🤦‍♀️
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
That's me! 😀
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Matthew McConaughey and Rory Cochrane sit in a car. Black text over the image reads, "When someone says they don't believe in global warming". Yellow text below the image reads, "Be a lot cooler if you did"
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
👀
Image shows three cartoon characters named Shrok, Gofrey and Dollar. Underneath them, text reads: Dollar was trying to socialize at the party. "Hey Gofrey, who do you think people hate more-me or you?" he asked, while someone with a green face was listening to them.Image shows three cartoon characters named Shrok, Gofrey and Dollar. Underneath them, text reads: Gofrey replied: "I think you! Because I only ruin one continent-while you ruin the whole world." Meanwhile, he was sipping his cola.
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
A blonde person is holding a sign that says "Please stop killing people." Behind this person walks two business people in suits, one of whom is saying, "Bloody extremists" towards the blonde person holding the sign.
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
A picture of a comic featuring a T-Rex wearing sunglasses and a judge's robe, standing at a podium, banging a gavel. A terrified triceratops in a suit looks up and watches a big asteroid fall from the sky. Text below the two dinosaurs reads, "I don't care what you say - now is the perfect time to gut the agency protecting us from asteroids."
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
In spite of things being big and ugly, I'd like to share something small and beautiful.
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sassmasterjam.bsky.social @sassmasterjam.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Natick, Massachusetts
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