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@sassiesmom.bsky.social
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It was the stupidest of fucking times. It was the fuckingest of stupid times.

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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 22h
PSA Brock is a rapist who never got the consequences he deserved and now mommy is trying to get him off the offender's liste because "he's really such a good boy." If you have family or friends in Ohio, they might like to be reminded who and what he is.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
trump says Canada will tell him we're sorry, that we'll call him sir and ask for his forgiveness in 4 weeks. Why not 2 weeks? Why not right now. Whether it's now or in 4 weeks or in 2 years, our response will always be FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING RAPIST. All Canadians.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The least surprising thing about the reporting around bobert's sexual misconduct is that she "allegedly" had a threesome with Matt Gaetz. I mean, cringe will cringe.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sooooo.... trump wants to rename AI. $100 says it will be TrumpIQ, which, if you think about it, would be spot on.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was at ground zero on 9/11. I caught the falling man and saved his life. As we walked out of there together, we promised we wouldn't tell anyone for 25 years. Now I can finally talk about it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hunter lost me at crypto
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Natalie Harp's replacement was just scouted.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is Maria replacing Natalie?
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jake Lang is the rottenhouse of Kirks
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Reality tv is responsible for everything that sucks
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ding dong the b(m)itch is dead
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Is the fucking loser hitting Belgium with tariffs?
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I’ve had bile in my throat for 11 years and I’m not even American
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Imagine missing your son's wedding because you planned another assassination attempt.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Apparently trump hates being called dumb more than he hates being called a dictator or a rapist. Make #DumbTrump trend.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Fuck you @everlane.bsky.social
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The Met Gala is wealth porn.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
today trump mad cause he's not cashing in fast enough on legalizing flavoured vapes i
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Maybe late to this idea but who else thinks trump is 3 posts away from demanding a Pulitzer for his contributions to SM?
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I'm old enough to have lived much of my life not knowing what a trump was. I treasure those years.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Tonight at the grocery store, a woman called me "a fucking cunt" for trying to get by her while she was just standing there staring at the shelves. So what are we thinking? Mental illness or just a fucking cunt?
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The 3 Rs of MAGA: rapist, racist, republican.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Today the world was marked safe from Caitlyn Jenner visiting.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Apparently melania spends much of her days online reading everything that is said about her, barron and donald. Hopefully her little stunt yesterday will generate hours and hours of joyful reading.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Melania is the new Bill Clinton: I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr. Epstein."
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Ben McKenzie’s book “Everyone is Lying to You for Money” could easily be about the trump regime.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
murican journalists are now "whorenalists"
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
He's getting his ass handed to him by Iran and he's spouting his tough guy bullshit so when he loses he can say he won.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Really hateful people spreading rumours that trump was at Walter Reed when in fact he was scouring mountains in Iran to rescue the downed airman. Leave. Him. Alone.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Is it just me or are kris jenner and ghislaine maxwell sisters?
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
PJB gets canned and pouf! We’re not talking about the dumb plumber anymore.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Imagine working your way up to general and having to take orders from a failed fox host who hit himself in the balls with a skateboard
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My takeaway from what I've read about the speech is the Epstein files.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
We moved on way too fast from "quiet piggy".
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
To paraphrase Muse, magats have been bitten by someone's false beliefs. They're basically magpires.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The only reason trump is still pissed about losing the 2020 election is that he cheated and still lost.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Just saw a headline about neck gate: "Trump sparks new health fears". Is "fears" really the word we're going with?
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
www.draftbarrontrump.com?utm_source=s...
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Home | Draft Barron Trump
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Expats who moved to Dubai to avoid paying taxes now want taxpayers to help them. Sure, fuckers.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
why does trump feel he can bomb and kill wherever, whenever he wants but murican casualties must be revenged? does he not know how wars work?
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Was Khamenei in the espstien files?
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
36% of muricans are willfully stupid.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Can we make it illegal for men to have opinions about women's health? Like punishable by death illegal?
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
When does @crockett.house.gov get the boyz club treatment Talarico got?
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Imagine being a Latino or Black Icehole. I mean what level of deaf-con stupid do you have to be to not realize that you’re a grunt? Just a tool used against yourself by white supremacists. Holy fuck.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
but not the trumpstein files🤔
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Canada mourns its QUEEN! RIP Catherine O'Hara. Legend. Grande Dame. Icon. Flawless. Fearless. Hilarious.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Just gonna leave this here. Disclaimer: this does not apply to just one person, but to the entire regime. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDkh...
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When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take)
YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Ilhan Omar is 5'4" and she stands taller, more bravely than any of the male elected Dems combined.
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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Time of death by laughter: 3:11
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