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sassimo

@sass-imo.bsky.social
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welcome to my slightly less sanitary social where I repost big furry men!! among other cool art and stuff gay gaym gayh 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞. i dont repost nsfw often but be warned. your other feeds may be corrupted minors DNI 🔞 he/they

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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
2010 was different. all we cared about was wearing skinny jeans with the boys in a desert and dropping the hardest metalcore breakdowns of all time
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
FUCK IT!! music thread!
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
tekken devs modeling and texturing fat people:
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the definition of insanity is eating a BIG pack of these bad boys at 10pm knowing damn well it's gonna give me the worst heartburn ever. and I'm gonna do it again
barbeque flavored hula hoops, a brand from england with hoop/ring shaped crisps, BIG hoops 70g
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
obsessed with this album still and it's been over 2 years
Album cover for Knocked Loose - You Won't Go Before You're Supposed To.

shows what looks like a woman in a dark forest, illuminated by a large glowing cross.
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
deltarune theme is on repeat in my head
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
🙏
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I HAVE A FURSONA NOW!!!! (2.0 new beard/face edition) badger x moonbear x a lil bit of red panda i love him, check him out 🎨: @basuracake.bsky.social
fursona ref sheet. anthropomorphic badger/moonbear/red panda hybrid, wearing clothesfursona ref sheet. anthropomorphic badger/moonbear/red panda hybrid, wearing Underwear
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
giant owlbear just walking through walls
image of a YouTube thumbnail of a woman walking through a pane of glass titled "30 Times The Glass Was Not Strong Enough"
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
something happened tonight and i need to get it off my chest
so me and my IRL friends play a LOT of Rematch, football game thats like rocket league except with people instead of cars (its the best way to explain it trust me)

we have a term for somebody who is clearly baiting a pass to steal it, and does so throughout a match: a master baiter. so often we say in VC like "ah yeah hes a masturbator" "ah that guy masturbated me" etc.

me and my friends were playing 3v3s (both teams are in VC - it got heated), and i ended up successfully baiting everybody at least once and scoring off of it, and they all started lamenting how good i am at masturbating and getting mad at me, and in the heat of the moment i loudly and intensely exclaimed "THAT'S RIGHT, I MASTURBATED YOU ALL!!!!"

sadly i just then realized my windows in front of me are wide open, and likely everybody else's windows are wide open too because of the heat, so everybody in my flat block just heard me shout that.

i dont think i've spoken to anybody in the building so i think i'm safe if I just smile and nod at people from now on, i cant let them put a voice to my face and realize who i am
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Various status effects from the game Final Fantasy 14
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
set my trajectory BIG TIME
The album cover for "Meteora" by Linkin Park
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
me one day after odeon nachos
a worried-looking tiger with the caption "he realized he not built for this 💀"
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
kid getting choked by a giant hand meme thing
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
emoji lookin all bashful, touching index fingers together
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I HAVE A FURSONA NOW!!!! THE CURSE IS BROKEN he is a badger x moonbear x a lil bit of red panda i love him, check him out 🎨: @basuracake.bsky.social
fursona ref sheet. anthropomorphic badger/moonbear/red panda hybrid, wearing clothesfursona ref sheet. anthropomorphic badger/moonbear/red panda hybrid, wearing Underwear
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
guy lying on floor listening to music with headphones on, crying, with a modelo beer in hand
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
the painted symphony was one of the best videogame concerts I've ever been to. probably the best ever. genuinely I almost cried. also we got gommaged 10/10
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
new wip orb because i'm burned out on my other orbs rn
a wizard pondering an orb, except it's multiple orbs and they all have "WIP" (work in progress) written on them
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
thought about this logistically
this owlbear is on a train, and is NOT sitting on 4 seater normally. he is splayed out under the table between the two seats like a fucked up owlbridge
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
look at him!
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
if you see this, RUN.
shin ramyun Toomba flavour. It says "Spicy & Creamy" on the packet, AS WELL AS "STIR FRY". WHAT WAS I THINKING
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
i've seen colours you couldn't comprehend
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
life got hands, but I think I'm doing pretty good regardless. feels like I've been back on my passion for the past couple of months, genuinely having the best time working on stuff right now
small frog touching its hand on a (relatively large) human finger with text that reads "it's gonna be ok"
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
yeah genesis top 8 ultimate is on lets check the bracket! ...nevermind! let's stay up for melee!
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
build the collection
The trophy collection from Super Smash Bros. Melee, a large collection of around 300 small figurines on a table in the middle of a room modeled after Masahiro Sakurai's living room.
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
ITS 12AM AND I NEED TO PEEEE
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
SHUTUP
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
bwuh....he's so cute..
Elephantsol holding a plant pot. He does gardening!
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
i got this and it was buff
Lamb Cop Wrap, £11.99~
Grilled lamb served with roast pepper, red cabbage, sumac onions, and mixed leaves
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
angry!
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
i forgot to post this here but here's a comm i got from @dibuuart.bsky.social of my TTRPG group's favourite PCs in a group photo! every time i look at it I'm blown away thank you so much dibu this is the best thing ever! and yeah that's vampire Frasier in a trash can.
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
every time i see cody rhodes in a suit he looks like the leader of a snake-themed gang called something like "The Cobras" or "The Vipers" and hes got two ornate poison knives in his belt he uses to take care of business
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
fucked around, ate an entire tub of these. I'll let y'all know what I find out
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
so this...is the 100% Pyro bearhug.... impressive........
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
thought about this line again and got goosebumps. endwalker really was the moment of all time wasn't it
FF14 Endwalker, Zenos in the form of The Dragon asking the Warrior of Light "I take it this is your prey?", referring to the Endsinger (the embodiment of despair)FF14 Endwalker, Zenos in the form of The Dragon asking the Warrior of Light "But why does it still live? Surely it is no match for you."
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
misconduct? at this time of year, at this time of day, localized entirely within a group of 30-40 people trying to unionize!?
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
GOOD ASS MOVIE!!!!
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
hellooooooo gentlemen
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
you look up and he's just like this
Pyro looking incredibly content, proud of his shitty latte
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
my washing machine is gaslighting me
a very grumpy and scrumpy sass frog
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Walter white from breaking bad screaming HAAANK meme
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
set my trajectory
inose-san, from the doujin "Reversible" by Kumagaya-shin, removing his shirt while Kuro stares homosexually with a nosebleed
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
ENHANCE...WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HIDEOUS THING.....
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
i've seen the god combo but this fits me better
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
which 3 consectutive sig bars describe you best
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
me when yeensol drinks beer eat chip and watch tv
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sassimo @sass-imo.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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