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Sasha п'є джаву ☕

@sasharkv.bsky.social
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🇺🇦 software developer in the Netherlands 🇳🇱 🐈 mother to one cat and one human 👶🏻 🖖 extremely nerdy 💙 love coding

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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Stay strong, moscow. The hardest part of a three day special military operation is the first five years.
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
This cutting edge tech is classified
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
The Victory parade in Moscow hits different now.
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Deleted that post bc it was an autocorrect typo. Patrol* ofc. Really impressed with Wisconsin not falling for the Musk bs btw.
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Decades after the Cold War has ended the US is capitulating.
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Yeah that's exactly what I thought too. I really thought he expected an Excel sheet or something.
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Do you think he knows this or is just incompetent and thinks databases work like Excel sheets?
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Probably. My issue here is more that he doesn't get the concept of something you'd learn during the intro course on databases, I'm genuinely surprised.
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Can someone tell Elon Musk about this cutting edge new technology for searching through database records called "select distinct"? Thanks.
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Andrea Chalupa @andreachalupa.com · 12/02/2025
English literature (Shakespeare): "I will die for honor." French literature: "I will die for love." Spanish literature: "I will die for passion." American literature: "I will die for freedom." Russian literature (Dostoyevsky): "I will die." Ukrainian literature (Lesya Ukrainka): "No, I'm alive! I'll live eternally! I have that in my heart which cannot die!"
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Zelensky calling putin a fucktard is funny and all, but it has a clear objective to ignite the fire a bit and definitely get media attention for that speech of putin, where he states the war was started cause russians were bored and wanted some action, which is a direct quote btw.
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Mr president
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Can someone buy putin an e-scooter?
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Going to do this with my child when he/she is born and is old enough 😁
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Jessica Berlin @berlinbridge.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
It feels like Twitter 2022 here 🥲 Slava Ukraïni 🇺🇦💪
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
C#, java, python. А ви? Пропонуєте роботу?
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
So, during his post-release interviews Yashin suggests he's against returning the nukes back to Ukraine. And Yulia Navalnaya is against the decolonization of Russia. Khodorkovsky wants to keep the Northern Caucasus as a part of ru forever. That's pretty much all you need to know about ru liberals.
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Update: з'їла протеїновий батончик не думаючі, тому I'm out of the race.
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a cartoon of a green frog with a tongue sticking out and a black background .
ALT: a cartoon of a green frog with a tongue sticking out and a black background .
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
Still here. You?
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
Day 3
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
Ще тут
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
Печиво joins The Fellowship of Not-мразювати.
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
Day 2. Тримаймося 😁
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
Теж тримаюсь. 🤝
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
Ні. Це теж майже що і цукор. Але. Можна взяти заморожену малину пів чашки наприклад і трохи води і в мікрохвильовку на пару хвилин - буде типу джем без цукру. Я таке на млинці мажу. (І млинці будь ласка з протеїном 👌)
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
After the Lviv attack, only the man of this family on the photo survived. * Proceeds to rage-donate *
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
Day 1. Як ти?
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
Lviv 💙💛
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
🤝 Відлік починаємо завтра. Фрукти і ягоди можна.
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Так. Єс. Сі. Домовились?
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Ok, ok. Давай разом грати в цю гру. Кожен день питати одну одну "ти тримаєшся?" 🙃 Все на чесному слові. Та що виграє - отримає київський торт. (Останнє речення - жарт, якщо що.)
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
A thread that sparked an avian anatomy discussion in the Ukrainian bsky segment. Idk why, but I'm deeply invested. 🍿
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Дмитро @levytskyi.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
Пам'ятайте про Іловайськ
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
Is Java your current language? (It's a trick question from the OCP study guide, btw. It's tricky.)
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
Actually. I think it works because it's Integer and not int. Integer in java is a wrapper class that can hold a null, while int is a primitive type, can't be null and defaults to '0' when declared as a class-level variable.
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
Meanwhile, the java compiler:
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
Воно просто кастануло вар 🥲 I. Know. Weird, huh?
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
d) null
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
The value is 'null' and the type of '$num' is Integer. It's just a funny хітрожопий way of writing 'Integer $num = null'. And a '$' is valid in variable names apoarently, which threw me off too.
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
TIL: this actually compiles 🙃
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Mental health walk and your timeline cleanse 💚
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
... О.о Дайте контекст?
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Roman Yeremenko @roalyr.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
I wish I never knew russian language. Unfortunately, I used it primarily my whole life till spring 2022 when I finally woke up and realized that, in fact, it is not "just a language". #UkrainianView
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
I know. I was kidding.
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Bruv. I remember you told me you were ethnically russian once too (I think?). Don't knock babusyas of Kursk prematurely, they still might be on our side.
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Do. Not. Ruin my day, Sergey.
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Who starts indexing at 1? Just go home, MATLAB. Ffs.
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Thank you for enriching my life with more NAFO lore 🙃
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Sasha п'є джаву ☕ @sasharkv.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
I swear I have not seen these before! Convergent thought evolution with the doggos.
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