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goofs in a post-goofs world

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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
temu grogu on tubi
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
shitposting with niche historical references in a breezy modern tone
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The Executive Burger Housing Wars have begun
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a woman wearing glasses is eating a piece of food in a purple shirt .
ALT: a woman wearing glasses is eating a piece of food in a purple shirt .
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Arby’s CEO manically snarfling and housing a big sloppy beef dip in seconds flat. The People moved to tears
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
the CEO taking nibbles of every ball
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
gloss for other body parts
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
my foibles are mine. they’re moibles
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
emotional pain comes from the balls
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
wanting to wear other people’s glasses is a very natural healthy urge every time
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I throw up a lot for someone so fat
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Meme with modern meaning in old timey language. Forsoothposting
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
RIP James Somerton you would have loved Heated Rivalry
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
being on your phone the whole time you’re with someone then ignoring their texts when you’re not
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
so name it something else??
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Grim Reaper's full name is Grames Reaper
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
for sale: one pair, baby shoes. rare limited edition, $700 no holds
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
committing to the bit is the soul of wit
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
using up the entire word limit to make a very tired pun. Adore me
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
history is written by the generative AI of the victors
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
heated pockets like very warm pockets
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
what the fuck is arby’s? there’s nobody named arby ever
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
protein is pseudoscience. Prioritize sauce
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
nothing turns me on like skanks
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
millenials who used to communicate with their friends entirely in Simpsons quotes are now commenting I Think You Should Leave quotes on reddit while waiting for their wellbutrin refill
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
squeezing the tip of your shoe to see if your toes are at the right spot at the Payless ASMR
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I have evidence ed norton manages a whites only lush store under the alias flip timber
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
getting high in motocross madness bowling green
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
telling the boys that nerf is pure protein so we can eat a vortex aero howler together
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
FOR MY CHOWDER HOUSES
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
my cousins kids have lesbian moms who divorced and both remarried so now they have four moms. thats so many moms to have
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
turning right is always going norf
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
slipping pokemon into fake baby name sites
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
“It’s my job to worry about you!” is a fun thing to shout at strangers
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
how to run like a buzz lightyear
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Home Alone alternate ending: mom wakes up as the plane lands in france, Kevin’s dead. drowned
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
tie-dye cashmere skort - size extra medium
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I heard a Terrifier is on the loose. got right out of his big boy bed
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
in pagemaster two of the books are like fucking
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
may I present the Duke and Duchess Nukem
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
not reba mcentirely
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I feel like we’re not seeing the potential in white top hats
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
packing this with Plan B for the hinge date
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
sip on my gimlet til I gin
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
why aren’t cars just made out of bumper cars? does Chevrolet hate us, papa?
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
TV shows where a pathetic single 35 year old woman discovers she’s a witch
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
putting very smart references in my silly shitpost to show that I am both smart and silly
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
chilling out behind the tesla diner
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oscar fever medley @sarrsfest.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
There’s a bar in my town that serves drinks in glasses shaped like little cowboy boots. I was at the bar and told a guy with one that he should send it back and say it didn’t fit. He physically turned away from me in silence
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