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@sarrow.coffee
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☕ Weird Coffee Serpent 🎮 Certified FPS Gremlin 🎨 Profile Picture by @azariahart.bsky.social 🎨 Banner by @milkybiscuits.bsky.social 💬 Discord : @sarrow discord.sarrow.coffee @SarrowSnake from Twitter ß

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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 22/09/2026
finally... I found a creature.
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 20/09/2026
Best heal beam medium in Asia...? #TheFinals
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 16/09/2026
Also, I guess I'm a fishkeeper now. Meet Comet!
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 19/08/2026
Teehee
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 13/08/2026
The full quote here is insane and honestly I don't think I'll ever be touching their games anymore. Respect to TWIG as well 🙏
[Update: 13 August 2026: This Week in Videogames requested a follow-up comment from Saber Interactive, and received the following statement from Karch:

“Stella who? I had to ask Claude because I have never spoken to her or seen her. We have already said we are using AI for certain parts of the game and will update the Steam page once we have finalized the feature set.

“Let me clarify that the entire story script, were it to win an award, would go to someone who can walk up on stage and receive it. It was always our intention to reveal this until Stella violated her confidentiality clause and revealed this before we were ready.

“We look at our use of AI in this particular game, which will be a lower priced title, as a plus for consumers,” he said.

“As far as Stella is concerned, she was replaced by someone more talented and terminated for a variety of reasons a few months later. From what I can gather she enjoys controversy even more than I do. I would frankly in retrospect have been happy to replace her with AI. At least we would be dealing with someone programmed to be honest.”]
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 04/08/2026
ATLYSS was heckin fun~
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 15/07/2026
Oh hey, the 5800X3D 10th Anniversary edition just rereleased. Finally I could buy one and upgrade my perfectly fine compute- > $470 USD locally, roughly +$120 scalping premium from MSRP. Nevermind.
Marketplace listing of an AMD 5800x3D processor being listed at 8,449,000 Indonesian Rupiah, roughly 470 US Dollars.
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 16/05/2026
2V3 RANKED WIN LESGOOOO (ignore the cursor)
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 09/05/2026
I think my phone's dying. I don't think the battery is supposed to be perpetually stuck at 100%
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 07/05/2026
Joyful coffee snake! 🎨: @holidayfruit.bsky.social
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 28/04/2026
Today, I reached my goal of reaching Twitch Affiliate! I want to thank all of you guys so much for tuning into my silly bouts of violence. 🐍💜
Screenshot from an email saying "Nice Work! You have leveled up to Twitch Affiliate"
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 21/04/2026
uh oh, vertical video. anyways, violence
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 20/04/2026
I'm legitimately so thankful that people came to watch me do my silly lil violence. Here's hoping that I'll reach Affiliate one day. Thank you 🥹
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 02/04/2026
Progress...
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 20/03/2026
Levvie
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 14/03/2026
rare iced latte sighting
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 12/03/2026
I don't think even the milk is helping. It looks like a warning sign.
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 12/03/2026
oh god oh fuck why
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 12/03/2026
coffposting
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 28/02/2026
Oh uh, this meme basically:
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 18/02/2026
Locked in 👀 #TheFinals
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 15/02/2026
Mutuals, add me on Stoat if you have one! (As a just in case) Sarrow#6186
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 11/02/2026
tried the link personally and it seems fine. doesn't disappear or anything on my end
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 18/01/2026
haven't coffposted in a while!
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 27/12/2025
It's honestly legitimately concerning that more coffee roasters in my region are starting to utilize AI imagery for their product packaging. Like, look at these... Personally this just makes me never want to touch another one of their products period.
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 22/12/2025
Let it ride
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 16/12/2025
New coffee cone 👀
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 16/11/2025
I got turned into a cat!! 🎨: @milkybiscuits.bsky.social
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 05/11/2025
They really shouldn't have told me about the secret defib tech. #TheFinals #ReachTheFinals
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 27/10/2025
Moola weeps
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 24/10/2025
Bonus clip. Game bugged out and didn't render character models but I guess I don't need em?
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 24/10/2025
Heck of a match sldkfjsd. Have the highlights~ #TheFinals #ReachTheFinals
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 21/10/2025
Finally reached Diamond 4 on World Tour tho 🐍💜
Congratulations screen showing recently obtained "Diamond 4" rank on The Finals
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 21/10/2025
ngl this cashout was fucked up 😭 #TheFinals #ReachTheFinals
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 12/10/2025
Yeet #TheFinals #ReachTheFinals
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 12/10/2025
Only in #TheFinals #ReachTheFinals
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 08/10/2025
This was a lil bit spicy actually 👀 #ReachTheFinals #TheFinals
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 04/10/2025
oh baby
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 21/09/2025
A couple of recent pours~
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 04/09/2025
21. ... Honestly this is probably q really good time for me to search for a nice funny (maybe snake themed) novelty mug. I guess have my universal go to mug
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 04/09/2025
Finally, a coffee meme for me~
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 03/07/2025
🎨: @Ron_Bu1 on Twitter
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 30/06/2025
Cortados!
A cortadoAnother cortado
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 27/05/2025
K I L L #Splitgate2
Screenshot of a scoreboard showing Sarrow with 83 kills
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 11/05/2025
Main RefSize RefEye RefNew Spear Ref
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 23/04/2025
skircle check
Various profile pictures for a social circle illustration.
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 15/04/2025
Almost poured a good rosetta today. With low fat milk even 😭
A latte with a rosetta-like pattern
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 08/04/2025
Have an accidental rosetta I made today!
A latte with a rosetta pattern
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 02/04/2025
Save me.
Screenshot of windows task manager showing 100% CPU utilization
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Sarrow 🐍☕ @sarrow.coffee · 28/03/2025
Coffee Haul Coffee Haul Coffee Haul
An assortment of coffee bags
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