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SARI💥|| TFA

@sarithebomb.bsky.social
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Bulkhead please stop shoving that camera in my face. Mun is an adult|| still a child character dont be weird||

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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 31m
I really don't like the implications of a magic key made from the things that the autobots talk with a certain tone about, /loving/ me. Seems kinda weird, dont it?
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 38m
Magic key thing that i blame bumblebee for imprinted on me or something and doesn't like to leave me alone for too long apparently
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 3h
Cant talk here, email me
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 3h
Yes absolutely
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah hes genuinely an outmode compared to my dad
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 3h
My dad used to make some killer titanium rope, powel might still use them so you can take it from his creations or sumthn
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 3h
Probably? We have some tough as heck earth alloys, if you cant find any on cybertron (ehich i doubt)
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 4h
I think he might be teething if he wants to bite stuff so much
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 6h
Its a good solution
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wish i could use it as a sword that looks cool
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, tbh i'd be mad if i was stuck with him all the time too
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean it doesn't have a mouth, and apparently it must scream
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I tried at one point it just shocked me like a flock to the forehead
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When i met the bots they had something called the allspark, and for some reason it gave me a magic key. Scientifically, it's magic. I cant explain it.
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean i could,,,,, i wonder if it likes baths
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And im NOT thinking about it this things just here
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Its been a few days of just me teaching Bulkhead about the joys of modded minecraft and mee and bee beating each other respectively in any other game but for some reason i can't get this image of the key out of my head
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A little bit of hope, "can we do that?!" /Can/ they give sparkplug a spark? She knows it's like making a heart, you can't make a heart... Maybe just... "Energon, or... Something! Would energon work?"
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"yeah that sounds good," she says without really thinking, far too caught up in dividing the pros and cons with scrapping what she already has and making a smaller model. "My own code is separated enough from sparkplug t-" her almost as abrupt as the end of her sentence, she looks to ratchet with
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean this things acting like im gonna abandon it so at this point maybe
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think i liked it better when the key COULDN'T get in my head >:p
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, the memes and jokes i got from it came from tutor bot telling me about it as a literature course, since it was so old and stuff. So its was a study then fun thing >[
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Okay cool, i also think they're funny
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you.... Like twilight...? Like actually...?
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Its infamy knows no bounds
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why are we discussing the classic literature of twilight-
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As apparently someone who wasn't taken out of STATE i feel like i should know what's going on and why i shouldn't leave the ship??
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah????
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Im very impressionable what should i do????
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why are you yelling at me should i be panicking?!???
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had the longest sleep of my LIFE and theres smoke outside
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey yeah why is there smoke
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Isn't it an all powerful being???
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish i didn't need it Mr.alice it's very annoying
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I should kick it
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spark blue, lack of key apparently means i get bothered by it more
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dreams are getting weirder. And blue
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sparky and naps
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like ratchet right now
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sari skipped after the man, giggling. She would refrain from asking... Too many questions.
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A real dog. And not a simple robot, where all its actions are coded responses and an intelligence that can be expanded upon without guidance. "It's either a better power source, or like i said, i need to start again."
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To override my dads code, that's just as much a part of sparky as anything else. I just... I don't want him to break. If i can make him a guard dog that can't break, then i get to keep sparky, without making an entirely different dog." She speaks as if sparky is a real thing.
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"sparky was made to be a companion, not a guard dog," she starts, sitting herself down nearby and staring at the exoskeleton, "so that means i have to make all the "guard dog" stuff myself, and change dads codes, and add to what's already there." Her fingers tap against her knee. "I dont want
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Her face broke out into a large smile, "Crystal." Sges a big girl, she doesn't need a babysitter, besides when they're done at the restaurant she can get out of his hair without any fuss. "Soo.... Where are we going?"
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
With you?" The bug eyes were back again, and her hands clasped each other as she begged. "I wasn't /really/ lying when i said i wanted to know you, alice knows a lot of cool people! And you look cool!" Maybe flattery will get her somewhere.
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Her perfect little frown turned into a pout as she crossed her arms, "Fine, I'm just hungry." She grumbles, "I haven't eaten anything considered 'good' in a long time." Maybe she missed when her dad had bouts of healthy food manias. "Pleaseeee," she decides to change tactics, "please can i come
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh my god take it please
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh thats a bad mango oh thats so sour oh.... Ough......
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SARI💥|| TFA @sarithebomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
=,= you drive a hard bargain old Bot..
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