ᴅᴀɪsʏ @sargassoian.bsky.social · 8hJokes on you, I smashed my mirror. It was looking at me funny. 010
ᴅᴀɪsʏ @sargassoian.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Maybe not. Bring some chewing gum though. Those guys have terrible breath. Like They all smell of beef jerky. 010
ᴅᴀɪsʏ @sargassoian.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I don’t think you can now? We’re sort of allies these days. 000
ᴅᴀɪsʏ @sargassoian.bsky.social · 12/10/2026static.klipy.comMaster Chief in Halo Unreal EngineALT: Master Chief in Halo Unreal Engine 010
ᴅᴀɪsʏ @sargassoian.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Shockingly, no. Most of my first dates go terribly then the whole relationship ends because the other person dies in some seriously traumatic way. 000
ᴅᴀɪsʏ @sargassoian.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I mean I’ve heard of kinky sex, but puncturing a lung? Whoa. 000
ᴅᴀɪsʏ @sargassoian.bsky.social · 12/10/2026static.klipy.comRyan Stiles' Subtle Middle FingerALT: Ryan Stiles' Subtle Middle Finger 000
ᴅᴀɪsʏ @sargassoian.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Why the fuck were you gagging on…? No, I don’t want to know. 000
ᴅᴀɪsʏ @sargassoian.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The only vampire I respect is Christopher Lee. The rest of you are basic bitch parodies. 010
ᴅᴀɪsʏ @sargassoian.bsky.social · 12/10/2026static.klipy.comSololeveling Anime: Sung Jin Woo's Intense GazeALT: Sololeveling Anime: Sung Jin Woo's Intense Gaze 000
ᴅᴀɪsʏ @sargassoian.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I think I’ve made it pretty clear that I can’t be intimidated by something that’s terrified of a vegetable. 000
ᴅᴀɪsʏ @sargassoian.bsky.social · 12/10/2026No, I don’t have a costume for Halloween and no, I won’t be getting one. 010
ᴅᴀɪsʏ @sargassoian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026— Euron Greyjoy I could fix him (I can’t) Specifically with the long hair tho. 010
ᴅᴀɪsʏ @sargassoian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026— Isabella Von Carstein WHOA MAMMA drink my blood PLEASE 000
ᴅᴀɪsʏ @sargassoian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026— Haytham Kenway Alright maybe I just have a thing for the Kenway family.static.klipy.comAssassin'S Creed 3 Haytham KenwayALT: Assassin'S Creed 3 Haytham Kenway 000
ᴅᴀɪsʏ @sargassoian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026— Obi-Wanstatic.klipy.comObi-Wan Kenobi: So UncivilizedALT: Obi-Wan Kenobi: So Uncivilized 020
ᴅᴀɪsʏ @sargassoian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026— Deanna Troi Once again You do not watch TNG and not develop a crush for Deanna. It is the law.static.klipy.comDeanna Troi Concerned - Star Trek: The Next GenerationALT: Deanna Troi Concerned - Star Trek: The Next Generation 010
ᴅᴀɪsʏ @sargassoian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026— Trinity c’monstatic.klipy.comTrinity from The MatrixALT: Trinity from The Matrix 010
