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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez

@sardinesimp.bsky.social
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#Disgaea #MVRP #OCRP "Prinny rule number one! You shall always include the word "dood" in every line you say!"

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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Nikto here, after several months, I am breaking my silence to debunk the callout against me as well as expose who my attackers are.
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
>> that's what manipulative people do. And what's crazy is I'm now hearing this isn't the first time Mari has done this. No offense taken. Enjoy your night.
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
@satinstitch.isfluffy.fyi hey before you rush to defend someone with no context, here you go bsky.app/profile/dood...
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Oh no the undertale fans are made at me, stop the presses
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
You make over 100 accounts, you literally have no life. You're here forever, rip bozo.
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mr. simpson is pointing at a sign that says " do n't forget you 're here forever "
ALT: mr. simpson is pointing at a sign that says " do n't forget you 're here forever "
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Who?
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Nobody asked you, this shit is guilt trippy as hell. Didn't ask, stay mad
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Grok make this more guilt trippy
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
It would be not rping rn DOOD.
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
You shall always include the word 'dood' in every line you say! Try it again!
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
You FORGOT prinny rule number one. Try it again!
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I will show you all the power of SARDINES!
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Perhaps you should try a healthier alternative! Sardines contain loads of omega-3 fatty acids. Very healthy ingredients for sure! 20.5. They also contain plenty of DHA, EPA, potassium, calcium and various vitamins.
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
>> ME SWEEP
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
>>Tyrant Valvatorez event when
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Fabulous! Miss Felicia, I am humbled by your generosity! It warms this vampire's heart! Please make it out to "my biggest fan, fenrich!"
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Oh! A thousand apologies! I was thinking out loud! My Steward, fenrich is a very big fan! How much for an autograph?
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Oh! Felicia! Fenrich would love to get her autograph!
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
"We do what we do not because it is easy, but because it's the right thing. That, in and of itself is the own reward. " Valvatorez chuckles as he lays a hand on Majora's shoulder. "Hard to believe you're getting a pep talk from the legendary tyrant. "
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
"A solitary existence is one that isn't worth living. My allies, nay, my friends, are missing, and I've come to this realm to find them, and yet, I find a new friend in you. It's quite interesting how things turn out for us villains, yes?" +
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
"Well Majora, everyday we take the chance of allowing the evil in our hearts to take over. We do what we must to suppress these urges, my friend. Every day, I crave human blood, but I made a promise, and a promise is the most sacred vow. This is a long road but be thankful you don't walk alone!"
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
PRINNY RULE NUMBER ONE
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
"I propose a toast, to new friends!" The demon lord takes a hefty swig and gives a thumbs up. Sweet and spiced, with a creamy and decadent taste! This is certainly a masterpiece! "Such a wonderful and exquisite taste! Nothing in all of the underworld compares!"
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
What an interesting collective! Shinobi culture is quite interesting!
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
The vampire takes it with a courteous bow and smile. He looks over it and nods. "Majora! This seems like quite an expensive gift! I am humbled, I shall cherish this forever! My first souvenir from Termina!"
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Pain? Is that his name, or some sort of nickname?
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Good evening everyone! Lord Valvatorez here reminding you all to stay healthy, drink plenty of water and enjoy life!
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"And do you.. Like that? I guess you'd made a wonderful detective, you could die and not lose progress, but.. Seems cruel, really. "
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"Sardines contain loads of omega-3 fatty acids. Very healthy ingredients for sure! And a healthy substitute for human blood, look at me! Not a drop of blood for 400 years, just sardines!" He offers a kind smile, as he extends a hand. "Lord Valvatorez, and you are?"
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"You're an android, but you've lived different experiences exclusive to you. No other Conner would have that, realistically, yes?"
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Valvatorez sees this shit and SCREECHES
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"So you must wear whatever your programming dictates? No room for personalization?"
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The most verbose and concise Yosuke has ever been, and of course it's him simping.
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
>just say my man is banned from existing
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
>The vampire doesn't care. He's dead set on the re-education of this Shadow. No way can such a lowly specimen be allowed to run loose! "I fucking dare you DOOD. You want to act like a lowly prinny, you will be TREATED as such. "
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
>Valvatorez slaps Yosuke, rather abruptly and harshly. "You FORGOT to say DOOD! Try it again!"
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"If you will not be dealt with reasonably, then I believe I shall have to re-educate you myself! And I shall be extra brutal for ruining my vacation!" >He gives a dramatic coat flail "I am Lord Valvatorez! Prepare! Rule number one! You will include 'dood' in every line you say!"
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
And he easily catches it! He lets out a soft cough and speaks with a dignified tone. "Excuse me, but it seems you've misplaced your knife. Please refrain from throwing objects!"
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"Oh! Apologies, I myself couldn't even if I wanted to! I am merely planning a vacation! I do have some sardines on standby if you wish to eat!"
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"But of course! Comfortable shoes with functionality are essential for the modern man! Perhaps I could go to the Rosen Queen co and find you a pair?"
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"Such a nice outfit for a police officer! It's eye catching, but are you agile while wearing such a uniform?"
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"We must not have a Cyber-Life in Hell. And your outfit is very snazzy! A well dressed man is one to be respected you know!"
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"Cyber-life? If we're talking about the same moon, I believe I'm responsible for any damages... Then again, they looked nothing like you."
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The vampire gives a thumbs up and a wide eyed smile. The raw confidence and bravado. He means it.
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"Something I've learned is that half of life is making mistakes, and the other is dealing with said mistakes! If you wish to make amends I will make you a promise, I will help you! Though I am a demon, everyone deserves a chance to improve!" +
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Unfortunately, I believe the Moon is occupied, perhaps you could try Mars?
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
This is what 400 years of starving yourself does to a man Twink-ification
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez @sardinesimp.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
"Oh, trust me! I used to be called Tyrant Valvatorez, demons AND humans were terrified of me! Constantly offering me tribute! I did go a little mad with power. It happens to the best of us. "
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