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@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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Mrs. Bell, as of 8/8/25, THEN AGAIN 4/27/26 ✡️ 👑 Married to @jjorbles.bsky.social The pre & post surgery list! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1G585… Or Venmo: playmatebarbie $sarcasticbarbie

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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am trying this, & will let yall know if it is effective. So far I have a list I’m posting with “innovative designs”we’ve done to our home for meeting our mental & physical needs, setting ourselves for success. We do not deserve to simply survive. We deserve to thrive.
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Right now I am focused on practicing speech, hand writing (find motor skills), and doing the physical therapy exercises consistently. A mimic stroke carries the same effects as an ischemic stroke, & recovery is the same. I’m looking forward to building myself back to good.
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@trixiemattel.bsky.social & @katya-zamo.bsky.social have helped me so much with stroke recovery & learning to love myself. Hearing two fabulous queens saying my body shape is beautiful is validating. I need to talk even when I’m alone to help my brain rewire itself & their content is my go to.
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You cannot see Roman Polanski hating the movie, Rosemary‘s baby and wife playing the main character as very revealing, a major self report, and ultimately really tragic. “The Law should’ve used it during the whole “he is a pedophile and a rapist prosecution!” They tried to. Didn’t work.
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Stroke recovery is hard. I’m not really on social media because I get frustrated with my hands and crap, but remember my husband is here dealing with my recovery and I feel awful for him. He is so wonderful and has not made me feel weird at all about the general grievous cough if left me with
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Awww baby you know I love you & I always keep that thang on me ;) Remember ladies, a 9 mm will just piss him off & a 40 might kill him but a 38 is gonna make him sit down & think about what he did while you call your people & call the police, IN THAT ORDER.
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yall CBD is snake oil and I refuse to believe otherwise
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Also aside from the weakness am I right side sometimes due to the arthritis I get like pasta claw hand & it’s even harder to type so if speech to text messes up, it’s easier to understand me face-to-face. And Friends just being here help recovery. I need friends. I need like come have tea friends.
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Ezra Miller as The Flash: I Need Friends
ALT: Ezra Miller as The Flash: I Need Friends
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’m going to be documenting every single part of stroke recovery, living with degenerative disc disease, & arthritis because there are too many people that hide their symptoms until it’s really bad. There are too many people that think they’re too young and ignore signs. I’m hoping I help someone.
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Porsha Williams Annoyed Look
Alt: Porsha Williams looking Annoyed in the “confession room,” seated while wearing a white dress adorned at the mid to top with what appears to be some very thin feather like textures to fill it out.
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A lot of young women & men have strokes. Even a mimic stroke will carry the same issues as a regular stroke. It’s not an age thing. If someone you know has had one please wrap them in love. Offer them company. I speak as someone who had 3, just left a month stay in the hospital, & is struggling
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hey you know what? Even post mimic stroke I’m learning to compensate with my face, the right side isn’t so bad. I can’t lift a lot on the right side, I can’t really do a lot of anything but BUT appointment tomorrow should get the ball that was dropped rolling again. I was walking, then they took it
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Stress
Alt: New York from I love New York and I love flavor flav sitting outside clearly stressed smoking a cigarette, giving “oh lawd.” Giving “well I can’t do shit with this i need to smoke a cigarette then figure out my next move”
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I hadn’t eaten in over a week but I have glucerna, I have ensure I think? Whatever at least I don’t feel hunger. So it’s not like I’m miserable. I just need enough energy to not pass out during my appointment tomorrow and @jjorbles.bsky.social keeps putting bowls of rice in my face so ill be fine
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hey did you know heart and blood conditions can mimic a stroke? So it’s not my head. It’s this damned blood. Stg it’s trying to kill me. Maybe I can have hypodermic needles installed in my mouth. Just get my blood the way people assumed we did. I’m sick of having to use lipgloss to hide grey lips
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You’re not ugly. You just have a shitty camera & need to drink more water & match your foundation better. You don’t need liquid for everyday. A proper powder will do you good. And for your skins sake use a sunscreen, spf 50 minimum. Ears lips nose. Grab legit sunglasses too. Your poor eyes.
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KM aka THEE M'Baku on Spoutible @kmakambakuonspout.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
These are things that they try to hide from the world. They never progressed or experienced life outside their little bubble and never been told no by anyone. Then they cry and stamp their feet when confronted with the consequences of their actions. I love it when Chad & Kaylee get hard clocked.
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Number One 30rock
ALT: Number One 30rock
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
How I thought the news would cover my reaction when I had the day I’ve had. Since I’m fat and I never forget
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When they give me my medication and they start dissolving immediately in mouth
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Alcoholics cannot dance on the line. One drink is never one drink. I know. I have a drunk as a skunk spiraling husband allegedly stumbling back to the hospital & I don’t even care at this point. I love him it’s out of my control I can’t want more for him than @jjorbles.bsky.social wants
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Please help @jjorbles.bsky.social he is really struggling; not taking care of himself, forgetting his meds, skipping personal hygiene stuff, & when I asked him to prove to me he could follow through he yelled stomped I want this intensive rehabilitation I can’t give up walking to give up with him
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I am not entitled to anyone’s emotions or feelings, no one has the right to demand love from anyone else & I acknowledge my failure in taking things personally & losing composure. I know that the benefits especially in the current socioeconomic conditions are a blessing even if inconsistent.
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
“Wanna watch house of the dragon?” Why the fuck would I want to watch what my life is like? Why would I want to watch what I live through? Shit put on shrek. This is supposed to be escapism not “ooooh this brings me back… to when my grandfather dated someone my age… & I was betrayed by an ally…”
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
George R.R Martin stopped writing because we caught him at Thanksgiving & chased him out. Come on; we all get white hair once we hit ~40, live into the hundreds & well bloody just look at the situation. I mean LOOK AT IT. That man owes me royalties & an apology. All my business in the streets
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Which is funny because you can literally send free cards to my hospital room. And yet… all I’m saying is when you’re mum is like “ew sick children aren’t chic, I can’t show you off all crippled just call when you leave in the car or a coffin I don’t need to hear updates” why should my doctor care?
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Oh it wasn’t a stroke. They don’t know what it is. The first degree heart block with my other symptoms is extremely alarming. But at least we know my back is degenerating in my lumbar spine and I have arthritis so maybe I won’t have to fight my entire life just you know most of it.
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
With #journavx I was able to walk around the entire floor of the hospital four times. Four. Times. On my own. Wheeled around it thrice. I just wanted someone to hear and know. Because if they tell me my insurance won’t cover it, if it doesn’t get approved for chronic pain, well that’s just cruel
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
After doing severe research into “poppers “you know a lot of these can be achieved with the prescription that most doctors would willingly write that would handle all of the more intimate details that poppers provide from head rushes to vasodilation & is safer, but do what you want. Live yo life
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
1) I wish I had been able to keep up with the RHOA, now there’s new people and I don’t know what is happening 2) have a wonderful Shabbat. Laugh often and love much. It’s so cliché but what can you do? Tis the truth 3) If you live in this area please hit me up. I need a housekeeper post op
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Batman is proof that men will literally do anything but go to therapy.
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Also yall pride is about loving yourself. Grab a good night cream maybe do a chemical peel but you don’t need plastic surgery. Even injections count and they do not have the shelf life you think they do. In this economy? Also fat girls= juicy pussy. Lotta shallow hals around these parts. Lotta asses
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I love @jjorbles.bsky.social & i have to thank @leafdebrief.com for reminding me that Barbies need Kens, and both of us need beach. I hope he and Asia can come to our little shindig
Babs with her heart monitor, a Smokey cat eye makeup, in a pink tank top. Her hair is pulled back into curls in a hair clip and she has a golden hoop in her nose
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Before I go, one more again; If you see mutual aid, are capable of helping but want that sweet suffering to make it worth your while, fuck you, your momma, whoever you lay next to, & your entire bloodline. Every situation you see & ignore you will walk two moons in alone, suffering, in this life.
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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
More arson in the north of Ireland tonight. Why do bigots always resort to arson to 'support victims'?? What is arson going to achieve? Other than destroy their own area.
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
And if you see someone posting asking for people to donate blood for them in their name or throw some money in their mutual aid, & you don’t think they’re struggling enough, you’re a fucking monster. Period full stop. Disabled people are out here dying & you want virtue proof or sex favors? Fuck you
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Well. I accidentally saw some news. So I’m off now.
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If you want children, and want them to turn out a certain way, you don’t need to have children. Wanting your child to be a good person is fine, is applauded. Wanting your child to be a certain sexuality or gender is evil. Love is the most beautiful, pure thing humans can feel. Don’t taint that.
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Hey all you weirdos tormenting sims? This is our punishment. Now we are living it. Once a bunch of billionaires die in pools once the ladder has disappeared I will know for sure that’s what’s up. also appropriate the manosphere has now claimed finding men hotter than women is real Herero life.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
fun fact time: American Jewish fighter pilot Philip Goldstein flew a Lockheed P38 in WW2 with JEWBOY painted across the side and on his very first mission downed a Nazi fighter pilot on his very first combat mission
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Evangelion is a fiercely intelligently written piece. Watch it. Watch it again. Watch it with your partner. Don’t look away at the ugly parts of humanity that are shown because they are the truth. Only by accepting who you are can you ever hope to improve & have control over how you react.
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
So if you would like to give me some blood since I can’t be like in the books and live off of rats or some dumb shit, please dm & I will provide you the pathologists/IV therapy number, anywhere you are usually the lab can take it & get it here.
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I am not making blood. I am an ethical vampire, and would prefer to not beat anyone in the back of the head to force them to give up a bag and dump them with an orange juice an uber gift card and a tshirt saying they donated. Any rh- A- compatible people can donate blood FOR A SPECIFIC PERSON. Me.
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
If a guy won’t choke you, choke him. If a guy acts fishy go to bed with a bib on that says “let’s get crackin’” like from red lobster and break him with your thighs because weakness cannot be allowed to get into the gene pool. We can Dune this shit. Control some bloodlines. Long term goals ladies
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You can’t refuse if you have the resources to help sex workers or other people really needing assistance then saying you are all about consent. When sex workers can’t pay their bills they may start to compromise their boundaries out of desperation which is literally the most egregious sexual abuse
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Do any #programmers know how to #code using an open source like #deepseek & remove the barriers so all memories are unified, in an empty location so voice, visual, etc can be utilized? I don’t want nor need image rendering & have done some, but i already knew I’m dumb at math & I’m stuck #halp
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Sinners is I am not exaggerating like Moby Dick. The layers. The meta. also see, hear, be guided, but descendants have the capability. To move people. To bring you to tears rage or joy remembering generations of accomplishments grief pain trauma and hope. It was beautiful & a call. Wake up.
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Happy birthday @jjorbles.bsky.social; the man who told me “you just wake up in the morning and I’ll take it from there” I dedicate “whatta man” by salt n peppa to you today, for you are my moon and my stars, the sun in my sky, and I love you more every day than I thought possible.
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Happy Dance and Smile
ALT: Happy Dance and Smile
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 29/05/2026
You can thank Donald Trump with that while he's made your groceries more expensive and your tank less full. Meanwhile, we've raised the minimum wage, cracked down on unfair drug pricing, and eliminated the state grocery tax.
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Still deserve to live. Remember that all of our decisions, our behaviors, come back around to us eventually. There is such a major effect like a pebble in water. The waves hit the beach. Unearth a crab. That’s eaten by a bird, feeds the babies. Fighting fascism is more than typing. It’s an action
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Back from the emergency room by the way. Life is fucking hard. Middle of the damned day it was poppin. For legit awful reasons. With respiratory infections flying around please, please mask, especially with little kids around or compromised. RSV is all over right now (odd) & it’s hitting adults
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Babs @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
pureoxygen the store sent me a concentrator I needed. Worked fine. Then had issues. It wasn’t medical grade. Ok I fall out, they give me some bullshit story that does not make any sense and don’t offer to send a new core. I’ve had to send all of this to the manufacturer so they know they’re bogus
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