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Ren

@sarcastibear.bsky.social
5.3K followers 5.7K following 4.5K posts

NSFW. A sarcastic bear in central CT, who’s finally trying to do more on social media. Bad horror films, video games, and chubby nerds touching themselves. DMs open, but I do lose track of time pretty easily. The NGL link: ngl.link/sarcastibear

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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 23m
❤️❤️❤️ even better
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 24m
I’m sure that would be a great seat
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 22h
*claps* Congrats!
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m sure I could use a good witness
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
R-really?
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m obsessed with this angle on you
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will accept all of them!
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nooo… it’s not.
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeaaah… I know a few people who would be my long-distance keyholder. I know there are ways to do that, too, with wireless controls. That said, I wouldn’t be able to service them, and have trouble getting an outlet.
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But at least you’re looking super cute!
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Very lucky!
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Getting my cage custom fitted for me was a game changer! With my last challenge, I made it to day 30 of 50… but, it was essentially just a self-lock, as are most of them. One run was a long-distance one.
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ah, yes. I struggled with the first week or so for the first few times.
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You got this! What was your previous record?
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Heh, I’ll take it!
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Self-locks are still fun!
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Before I saw the caption, I thought you were flexing for us
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*hugs* I know you would have.
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m lowkey jealous of those participating in #locktober. I was debating it, but really wished I had a local keyholder, which was really the deciding factor.
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Would if I could!
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Deliciously thick
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sooo freakin handsome. Plus, I adore Autumn.
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Haha, same! It’s few n far between when someone has a belt to wear for that
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How does the inverted cage feel compared to the standard cage? I’ve only had standard cages
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m all for it (and have done that), cause it falls under being a ‘service top’, for me. Especially when I’m playing with a btm/vers and there isn’t a strap on available.
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is what I imagine before you use my face as a seat
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Those curves!
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I need you to, respectfully, rest your belly on my face, pup
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I dooooo! Just a small collection, but they’re all gems
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(Pic for engagement) If any of y’all want a quick infusion of hot smut from equally adorable hotties, I’ve added quite a few of them to my starter pack (I don’t know how to post the starter pack directly).
Furry bear holding onto himself while he bites hits lip
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeeeeeees
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A totally unbiased opinion (sarcasm): you don’t post nearly enough butt.
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So… you allowed mature content… and are mad at others for posting the kind of mature content you don’t want to see…? You say not to diss me or anyone… but in the next sentence you call me a sexual predator. You… see the hypocrisy, right? Or are you just an internet troll?
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Random ass porn doesn’t ’pop up’. Try blocking whomever reposted it. Or go into your settings to disallow porn.
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Then don’t look? I labeled it as appropriately , and this is clearly a nsfw profile.
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Soooo jealous
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not sure which end I wanna ride more
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can froth my milk any time
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I got some heft!
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would love to give all of them attention
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I almost forgot about #tummytuesday?! Unbelievable. I couldn’t decide which angle I wanted
Thick dicked bear with his furry belly outFurry belly and chestThick dicked bear enjoying his hardon
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes please!
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m obsessed with this angle
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just sayin… lots of places I want my mouth
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love this angle on you
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Heh, of course y’all are split on whether I should participate in locktober or not
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Grrrr, I would love to give you a hand!
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*le gasp* Ohhh?! We are actually planning on going to this one. I even got myself a singlet and arms bands
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hahaha, I knoooow.
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Ren @sarcastibear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Haha, it was difficult to get there…
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