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Jeff Sisson

@saranrapjs.bsky.social
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
FDSG
Funk Disco Soul Groove
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Mack the Knife LFG regexking.info/2026/02/08/m...
quote from Louis Armstrong: "Oh, I'm going to love doing this!" he told Avakian. "I knew cast like this in New Orleans. Every one of them, they'd stick a knife into you without blinking an eye! Mack the Knife! Let's go!"
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
this is mad funny...wtf is "hard drm"...
screenshot of digital bookseller with the text:
DRM Types

Consumer DRM (eBook)
• Unlimited downloads
• Up to six (6) devices/computers
• No copying and printing
2. Business DRM (eBook)
• One (1) download
• Up to one (1) device/computer
• No copying and printing
3. Education DRM (elextbook)
• Two (2) downloads
• Up to two (2) devices/computers
• Limited copying and printing
4. Hard DRM
• Six (6) downloads
• Up to six (6) devices/computers
DRM Types
• Used for Case Studies made available by professors and specific courses
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
have you read "how life works" by philip ball? he has a whole section about left/right axis in morphogenesis; i think the science here is still quite active, but for embryos at least it's a combination of cilia (cellular "stirring"!) and axis-aware gene expression
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
free the inert ocean imagery!!!!! from @lifewinning.com placing.technology/how-do-compu...
Sometimes I wonder how much it would cost to try and get only imagery of all the oceans on a single day just because people don’t ask for ocean imagery super-often and there’s something wild about millions of images that maybe no one will ever look at just sitting on servers somewhere because you can’t actually skip the oceans when you’re orbiting the earth.
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
IT'S A
POIROT
Thing
YOU WOULDN'T
UNDERSTAND
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
update: this sales person thinks it wasn't them! which is crazy because it's clearly in this style. might have to go to the nyc showroom and ask
screenshot of email w/ ZUBER woodblock company
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
anyone got more info on the painting from the hotel room scene in The Insider (1999)?
movie still from The Insider where russell crowe character sits in front of a big painting w/ a rider on a horse
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
months of progress :)
work in progress snapshot of a cryptic geotiff
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
rebuilt the Today Feels Like webpage — a @feather.bsky.social idea to aggregate a definitive view of what today feels like to the most people — on top of bluesky/atproto/jetstream: bigboy.us/todayfeelsli...
screenshot from https://bigboy.us/todayfeelslike/ that reads:

Today is a Monday
It feels like a Thursday (33%) / Monday (67%)
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
you have been visited by the "clown of confusion"... his power is to "suck people into his brain and they will see everything confused"
kid wearing a mask
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
i thought this was also fake at first but it was real — we had a tiny burst of rain!
screenshot of radar reflectivity from noaa at 5:52AM EST indicating some rain
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Sometimes feel this way
Lawn ghoul dressed like 18th century Pennsylvania man
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
megalopolis got me newly dialed in to the nyc ubiquitous “roman empire logistics” amazon van subcontractor
Amazon van with stencil: ROMAN EMPIRE LOGISTICS LLE
1 BULOVA AVE
WOODSIDE, NY 11377
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
my contribution to robert caro discourse is that harold insists this actually reads “thoe power broker”
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 09/07/2024
so it is Written
"It is Suggested to wash fruit before
Consumption"
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
forgot to share this image from a scene in buena vista social club where the gang is window shopping in midtown...
screenshot of Pío Leyva from buena vista social club leaning over a window display of the 4 south park children + ray charles + marilyn monroe + louis armstrong bobbleheads w/ the closed caption "They're all here"
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
see also: Seattle magazine exclusive q&a w sir mix a lot
Kansas City magazine cover featuring exclusive q&a with tech n9ne
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
got em
Pierce Brosnan Pleads Not Guilty to Hiking Illegally at YellowstonePierce Brosnan Pleads Guilty to Hiking in a Restricted Area at Yellowstone
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
shout out to @bennett4senate.bsky.social who reminded me to Come Original and found this crucial koan for today
3/11 alien font shirtFeeling "Down"?
Has life got you "All Mixed Up"?
Come Original: 3/11 logo
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
most leprechaun websites out there are nasty SEO bait like this...is anyone holding actually good/real leprechaun folklore stories/links??? me & my son are in the market...
screenshot of arizona car dealership website peddling seo-laden leprechaun text for clicks
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
still cooking
Meteor Crater in Arizona. Created 50,000 years ago by an impactor about 50 metres (160 ft) across, it shows that the accretion of the Solar System is not over.
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
list of MP3’s with dates modified in 2002 2003
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
the 27°F map looking nice...would not have expected to share a temperature this time of year w/ intermountain west!
squiggly band of purple that traces the east coast and up thru the intermountain west thru to portland
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
here’s my “Plan for 2024”, presented by Andalucía
Andalucía Plan for 2024: Stay Hot from 3, Bound & Astound, Finish the year with a “W”
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
baby’s first breadboard circuit
a circuit on a breadboard that emits pulses of sound
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
love it when they nest like this
weather.gov forecast html with overlapping special advisories for flood watch, coastal flood advisory, and high wind warning
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
Yes and I’ll watch on the most beautiful perfect tv
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
if you can get em in get em in
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
no nastier sound than someone crinkling the plastic of a plastic water bottle that looks like this
single use plastic water bottle the kind that's given away free at an event
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
rodney dangerfield shaking hands w/ elvis
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Smokem if you gottem
Burt’s bees next 2 an Elmer’s
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
lost my voice on the bullhorn today at the picket. we riffed some open source picket chants into existence that i will gladly share w/ anyone else who works in software and wants to change that industry 😇
workers rallying in front of the new york times office for a fair contract
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
woodstock is  a small and good-hearted yellow bird
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
i'm 37
robust pumpkin
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
never seen THIS weather graphic before...new york office of national weather service out here efficiently capturing our regional zeitgeist
national weather service of new york chart of "approximate precipitation ending time"
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
Ford, Honda, Chevy,
Beemers and Minivans... Over 600 cars, trucks, suv's are you listening man?! Let Eastern Motors put you in a car today, let EasternMotors
finance it all the way....
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
when we moved to queens i learned that there is a class of gas leak that's basically a perma-leak, and there are sometimes maps w/ legends like this describing where they are
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
only ruth’s chris’s things
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
harold and bill
harold walking w billy the cat on a leash
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
average puritan pulpit
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
little hug fruit barrels
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
forgot that harold described this holiday idea to us months ago & it's coming up next week...
son's day
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
now making these maps of everywhere else it's 71.6°F right now... regexking.info/2023/08/15/same-temp…
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
honestly it reminds me of these guys
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
on deck
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
baby's first solder : )
picture of circuit board with grubby solder on a solenoid wire
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
no comment
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Jeff Sisson @saranrapjs.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
u don’t zoom bro?
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