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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail.

@sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social
989 followers 2.3K following 808 posts

One-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people pleaser. Games, dames & keeping it real. 50% of the marketings nerds for hire at @panicdepartment.bsky.social. Mainly the creator stuff. You're welcome. She/Her. For work chats: sarah@panicdeptment.com

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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Meanwhile, behind the scenes of #CelebrityTraitors… “Richard did what?!”
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
0.46% muthafuckers #mathsrocks #ttrpg #science
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
PSA from See Tickets, Perimenopause has been postponed 💪🎉
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I added the Etch A Very Rough Sketch to the @panicdepartment.bsky.social website. It’s safe to say my friends are already on it with varying levels of artistic commitment.
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My toxic trait: I believe that every gaming creator who cares about games as an art form should, at some point, encounter The Mermaid Mask. What you do with that information is between you and the universe.
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Desperately Seeking Sausage
White text on a green background. Reads: “Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with Sausage.”
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Either they pissed off the graphic designer or AI hates people
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Someone please make this make sense:
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Tiny bit of Sarah lore for you #28yearslater
Text message exchange:
Other person: about to see 28 yeras later
Sarah: ENJOY!
Sarah: I’m not in this one but sure it will still be good
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Living my 40s like
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
When you wake up and the mood is very much:
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
TODAY’S ENERGY - taking names, keeping receipts, getting the good shit down
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I lost my glasses and my spares make me look like an Elton John tribute 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Just did my first proper reading with this new set of tarot cards. I cried. #tarot
A five-card tarot spread laid out on a deep purple cloth with gold detailing. Images are inspired by images from The Last Unicorn - a beautiful fantasy-themed deck with gold borders. From top to bottom and left to right: "Ten of Wands", "Six of Wands", "The Star", "The Devil" and "Temperance". The spread forms a loose cross or hourglass shape, with “The Devil” at the center.
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Me too, Duolingo, me too 🤭
Picture of the Duolingo app with the owl in a hazmat suit with the slogan “🔥 69 Miss you already!”
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Squishy Pig played #CallofCthulhu tonight. Everything’s fine
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
When someone jokingly asks about your snack preferences, not knowing they're about to unlock a TED Talk, a spreadsheet and a minor existential crisis #dating
A black and white hierarchy diagram in a pyramid. At the top is “dips”, then “things to dip” is underneath. Below that “fresh popcorn” and “peanut m&ms” followed by “everything else”
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Serving flirty. Keepin it real for the wkend. Werkit mumma
A sponge with a yellow smiley face positioned so the handle of a tap is sticking out the mouth like a tongue
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Today the sponge is giving “pre-school nativity” cheeky
A smiley faced yellow sponge with the tap handle poking out like a tongue and a wash cloth draped over the top.
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Post you from a different era! Literally 💪
A black and white photo of two women dressed as Rosie the Riveter from the 1942 “We Can Do It!” Poster produced during World War II.
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
You: Hi. I'm a Creator Us: Hey! We are @TheCultGames Both: WE'RE SOOOOOO HYPED ABOUT 🔥HOTEL BARCELONA🔥 👆This you? Fill out the form and let me know you’re thirsty for the blood of your enemies forms.gle/nnZYhqYAGQbf...
A brightly coloured and chaotic illustration for HOTEL BARCELONA. A flame-haired female character with an eyepatch featuring a pentagram symbol clutches their head, eyes wide in shock. They wear a white shirt open to reveal a black bra, with a pair of glasses falling from their face. The background swirls with hypnotic green spirals while ghostly, neon-outlined weapons and warped hotel doors fly around. The yellow title HOTEL BARCELONA is splashed across the lower half of the image.
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Before… After…
Smiling woman (Sarah) with orange hair and red glassesLaughing woman (Sarah) with green-blue hair
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
No nachos She’s gonna have No nachos
A white metal platter with a blue rim filled with blackened, burned cheese and tortilla chips
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Too perfect
A screenshot of a Bluesky post by @sarahmanncomedy from February 8, 2025. The post features a GIF from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves showing Alan Rickman as the Sheriff of Nottingham and Geraldine McEwan as Mortianna. The text "Something vexes thee?" is overlaid on the GIF. The post has 69 likes.
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Squishy Pig is channeling the national mood
A stress ball in the shape of a pink pig is flat very flat, like it has melted
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
It seems my particular neighbourhood in deepest South East London has entered a bubble of alternate reality
A picture of a store front with a Blockbuster video sign. Above it hangs a sign advertising Christmas trees for sale. Inside the shop is a red telephone box.
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
When your TTRPGs start throwing themselves off you shelves for attention
A pile of ttrpg books spilled on the floor next to a shelf: including Eat the Reich, Blades in the Dark, Vampire the Masquerade, Quest
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Tonight’s session notes for Call of Cthulhu. I guess we found a thing…
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
TBF Magic 8 Ball has never steered me wrong.
A magic 8 ball asked the question “Is using AI for work problematic?” Magic 8 ball says “yes” on a purple triangle.
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
r/glutenfree is just people posting all the gluten-filled food they can’t eat and ngl i am not mad about it
A reddit post of blue Bluey cartoon character cereal on a supermarket shelf titled “I want this so bad but…” Post then says “It seems gluten-free until you read the “may contain wheat ingredients.” I’m so sad.”
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Mwhahahahahahahahahahaha! It’s ALIVE. Who wants to play games but MASSIVE?
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The call to replace Rachel Reeves. Coming soon.
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Old proverb say: Drop cake. Make Trifle.
Bowl of trifle on dark brown table next to two spoons
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Product Devs: Know you niche. Dominate market. Lazer targeting. Marketing Team: But there's niche and there's...
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Hello Steve!
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Nora is now dressed for Christmas
A small Christmas tree covered in fairy lights and gold baubles topped with a glittery gold star
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Well, that’s a relief
Picture of a Marks & Spencer’s Chocolate bar with the words Made Without Santa printed on
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Sometime I miss having the odd festive drink. Then I find photos like this:
Red haired woman in a wizards hat, Marvel hoodies wearing glasses and smoking a cigarette.
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
This month’s “Check-In to see if AI is still Crap” 💀 Me: AI, can you change my pixel art pfp so she’s dressed as a Christmas tree. AI:
A green square with a red, yellow and blue pixelated blobs. Barely visible behind is a pixel art figure of a chibi woman with short black hair.
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
BBC brat before Charlie XCX brat
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Too soon?
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
No you live in a scary house.
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Thing 1 v Thing 2
Knee with scrapes and grazes.Knee with scrapes and grazes.
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
PIGGY WILL SEE YOU IN YOUR DREAMS
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
So this was three days of waiting for things to dry but 🤩 #upcycling #parrots #diy
Turquoise table lamp with a parrot baseTurquoise table lamp with a parrot base and the first sheet of green metal leafTable lamp with a parrot base covered in bright green metal leaf and very shiny
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
Looing through old notes and you’re like “why?” Show me your weird notes.
Note (white text on black) reads: Eric Johnson said: I once had a (surprisingly heated) argument about the merits of Ewoks vs. Tribbles. I sided with the Ewoks, for the record.
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Sarah Mann. Chaos Snail. @sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #681,295! (We’re still doing this right?!)
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