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Sarah Etter

@sarahetter.com
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she/her 🧶 Crafter 📚 Reader 🔹 Software Engineering Manager @netlify.com 📍Montreal

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Sarah Etter @sarahetter.com · 21/08/2026
I wrote a text about how my flan tasted like overcooked hardboiled eggs, and my android phone made me this image and suggested it as a sticker. Presented to the internet as a gift
An eye emoji with 3 tears and the text "I have never had bad flan before!"
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Sarah Etter @sarahetter.com · 12/08/2026
I don't know how I did it but I have successfully lived through the 2 week summer vacation closure of my favourite bakery. To celebrate them being back, I bought idk like 10000 calories of kouign amann 😇
A delicious golden wheel of flaky Kouign Amann pastry with one slice cut out in the foreground, my messy place in the background
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Sarah Etter @sarahetter.com · 29/04/2026
oh come on liz
a screenshot of a website where a woman just copied the prompt asked to LLM for a blog post about a DIY standing desk instead of copying whatever the LLM wrote
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Sarah Etter @sarahetter.com · 30/11/2025
if you google image "buscemi kiss" it is filled with SO much terrifying cursed AI slop like oof the internet is super dead i will not be accepting questions about my choice of search terms or hobbies at this time thank you very much
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Sarah Etter @sarahetter.com · 14/10/2025
Started re-learning Magic the Gathering with a new friend this weekend, and found out that this card exists. Excuse me as I weep uncontrollably
A Magic the Gathering card called "Run Away Together" with a photo of an otter and a frog in a boat together. There is a caption in italics:  "Nobody bothered to look for Libo and Pulla, because everyone knew they didn't want to be found"
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Sarah Etter @sarahetter.com · 03/08/2025
oh, silly me
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Sarah Etter @sarahetter.com · 07/07/2025
I spent hundreds of dollars on a course and 12 hours making this only 37 days ago aughghggghghggghggfhfgfhfgf
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Sarah Etter @sarahetter.com · 08/06/2025
lolol only one of the creatures in google photo's "Feline good" album is actually a cat.
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Sarah Etter @sarahetter.com · 25/05/2025
how many of y'all also go to bluesky dot com nearly every day
a screenshot of the top lefthand corner of the bluesky.com website which is not the app we're on, it's a website that sells planners and calendars
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Sarah Etter @sarahetter.com · 04/04/2025
Took this screenshot of my zoom share during a 1:1 yesterday and boy my dog sure looks dumb 90% of the time
A photo of me (a woman with brown hair and glasses) in the foreground, with my elder greyhound in the background laying on a mustard yellow couch. My greyhound is looking straight into the camera with squinty eyes and doesn't have a particularly intelligent looking expression
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Sarah Etter @sarahetter.com · 02/03/2025
Halfway there just... I also have milk with my espresso and I quit smoking almost a year ago 😎 ( @khenhey.bsky.social soon!!!!!)
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Sarah Etter @sarahetter.com · 27/01/2025
I made a comment on a Tiktok about an expensive crochet skirt in June 2024 & it still gets likes every single day. I don't make snotty comments often & it feels weird to have this be the most liked internet thing I've done ever 🙃 I ONLY WANT ATTENTION WHEN I AM BEING KIND/USEFUL/CREATIVE OK
Screenshot of Tiktok comment that says "just because you can't afford something doesn't mean crafters labour should be exploited! hope this helps!"
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Sarah Etter @sarahetter.com · 07/12/2024
Watching Shin Godzilla and realizing I haven't seen any Godzilla before? Silly. Even more silly are the eyes of pre-evolution Godzilla. WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THIS
Screenshot from the movie Shin Godzilla. It has a large monster's head with huge creepy bulging circular eyes, mouth open. The monster is in a street of Japan
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Sarah Etter @sarahetter.com · 30/11/2024
Truly loving how delightfully robust the squirrels are in Montreal right now. Just look at that chubby lil bicep 🥰
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Sarah Etter @sarahetter.com · 30/11/2024
And I have screenshots! Absolutely no answers though, which may be why I'm getting these 🙃
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Sarah Etter @sarahetter.com · 26/11/2024
When I go into my weather app on my phone right now it has little raindrop-like haptic feedback to go along with the animated rain background. CUTE
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Sarah Etter @sarahetter.com · 12/11/2024
🤨
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Sarah Etter @sarahetter.com · 11/11/2024
I'm trying to buy some sunglasses that make sense with my existing wardrobe and lifestyle but WOW do these speak to me in a way I can't quite explain. Also, online eyeglass try on software has gotten weirder in the last year. It keeps removing, and then painting on my eyebrows
A photo of a Sarah Etter, a 36 year old white woman, holding up a peace sign, and wearing some wacky sporty purple and neon green sunglasses that were added by an online glasses retailer in their "try it on" feature on their website
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