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Sarah & The Hooligans

@sarahanunn.bsky.social
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Old woman who lives in a Misfit Dog Sanctuary for smol rescue dogs. Sarcastic but I try to be kind. Disappointed in humanity. Way left of center in all things. Animist Witch.

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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 1h
It’s day 4 of Octoberween! Huck the Impaler says welcome to Hooligansylvania & would you like to stay for a bite? 🖤🦇🖤
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s the 3rd day of Octoberween! It’s time to go to the pumpkin patch & choose a Halloween jack-o’-lantern! I think I’ll pick the Eli-o’-lantern! It’s the one on the left & it’s perfect! 🎃🎃🎃
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s the 2nd day of Octoberween! Should I be worried that Bremmy is in a graveyard? I thought he was there digging up bones cuz he is dog after all, HOWEVER I think he was doing some necromancy! Yikes! Now I’m worried about the hooligan AND the undead combined shenanigans! 💀🦴
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s the first day of Octoberween! Alouette says spooky fashion is on trend for the season. 🖤🎃🖤 She also says that it is National Black Dog Day & encourages humans to adopt black dogs! 🖤🐶🖤
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Current Status Alert! Dork in lap. Can’t move. Huckleberry has zero plans to vacate lap. Send help. 😱
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s raining outside today & when I called the hooligans to come inside from doing their noon poops, Jasper did not come in. I went out in the rain & found him hiding from the rain under a honeysuckle bush. Honestly, I think Jasper is convinced that he will melt if he gets rained on… 💦💧💦
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eli had a second Mr. Toad encounter this afternoon & needs to snuggle under some blankets to recover. Mr. Toad was bathing in the Pyrex pan of water I leave out for the birds & critters & hopped out when Eli was pooping nearby. Poor Eli. I think he now suffers from Post Toad Stress Disorder… 🐸
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jasper: Do I bork at nothing or is there nothing because I bork? Me: Ummmm…. 🤔
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I started unpacking my strings of sparkly twinkle lights today. You know the drill: checking to see what works & endlessly untangling wires. About half way through I set a string of lights down & Alouette ignored my warnings & got totally tangled up in the lights! Now she’s a Sparkle Dog! 💎💎💎
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just like that, Bremmy wears a hat. 🌺
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Eli has the rainy day zoomies! 💦☔️💦
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I got a new rug that’s washable in case some idiot (ha ha me) spills chocolate milk all over it… However there is a problem with it because Alouette & I seem to have lost Bremmy & can’t find him! Yikes! 🤣
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Autumn Equinox & merry Mabon from the hooligans and me! Hail Autumn and may your harvest be bountiful! 🍁🍂🍁
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Uh oh. I know that look. It means that Huckleberry is up to something. Not sure what shenanigans he has planned yet, but I’m sure I will find out soon enough. Last time he looked like this he chewed up the edge of the couch blanket & then yoiked up the pieces on my rug. 😱
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s National String Cheese Day today & predictably, String Cheese is Bremmy’s favorite cheese at the moment. I know, shocker, right? The score in the String Cheese celebration is Bremmy 3, Cheese 0. 🧀🧀🧀
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brave Pirate Huckleberry says, “Avast me mateeeees! It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day today! Anyone unwilling to give me cheese booty will be forced to walk the plank! AAARRRRRRR!” 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I bought a cauldron shaped slow-cooker because I’m an adult & can do what I want.🎃 Anyway, I was planning on making some Leek Soup as its maiden voyage tomorrow. However, Jasper got to it first & I fear he has stirred up some potion in it. He looks shady as hell so now I’m worried.. 😱
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy Thursday from Huckleberry and his teefers. 🧡💛🧡
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wow. You let your kid get a tattoo & they instantly turn into a mouthy rebellious anarchist! 😱 OK, maybe that’s an exaggeration. Eli got a tattoo shirt & then he got a bit carried away in the “Take A Small Bite” game. He was like, “MINE MINE MINE GIB IT ALL TO ME NOWWWWWW!” 😬
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It rained all day yesterday, and Picky-Poop-Spot-Picker Jasper was forced to try to find a dry spot to do his business in. Luckily, there are bushes & trees in the yard that act as umbrellas, so he was successful in only getting slightly damp while pooping. 💩☔️💩
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’d like to think that Eli’s extremely close cuddling today is because he love love LOVES me, however it’s chilly & wet out today so I’m pretty sure Eli is extra snuggly because he’s cold. 🙄
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s National Pet Memorial Day. I lost 4 of my furry family members in the past year and a half. I will never forget them and will love them till the end of time: Wiley Coyote Fartface Barky Borky McBorkenfeiffer, Studebaker, GreeboTheThreeLeggedCat, and Shyla Mae. 💔💔💔💔
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I took a photo of how much rain we got in order to post it in Family Chat, because rain gauges are a geezer thing & I am a geezer. Anyway, when I went to post it, I realized that there is a dog in the background taking a poop. So, thanks Alouette, you stinky photobomber you! 💩
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jasper takes freeking forever to poop when he is outside doing his business. He searches & searches for the Perfect Poop Spot, with many side quests to borkborkbork at squirrels, check his PeeMail, scope out the neighbor’s cat & so on. “Hurry up!” Is not in his vocabulary. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bremmy wants to know if it’s too early for Halloween… I told him “Of course not, you silly pupper. Halloween is a state of mind rather than one day a year.” 🎃🎃🎃
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh no. It’s a meeting on the couch attended by Alouette, Huckleberry & Bremmy. I’m not sure what shenanigans they are plotting, but I’m pretty sure it will involve stealth, deception & cheese. Lots of cheese… 🧀🧀🧀
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Happy 9th Gotcha Day Eli! ❤️🎂❤️ I hope you enjoyed your pawty even though you thought I was going to burn the house down! I love you to the moon and beyond… 🎂❤️🎂
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bremmy: Yo human. I need my beauty sleep so how about you let me get back to snoozling the day away? 💤💤💤
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Good Huckleberry versus Evil Huckleberry. I love both versions equally! 😇😈
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Me: Hey hooligans! How about a nice pupper portrait of all of you? Alouette: OK. Bremmy: OK. Huckleberry: OK. Eli: OK. Jasper: Sure but I’m going to make funny faces & stick my tongue out… 🙄
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My son has a weird sense of humor & gifted me a small can of Beanee Weenees. I told him that I did not even think the hooligans would eat them because I sure as hell won’t. I did a BEANEE WEENEE Challenge today: Jasper, Huckleberry, Eli & Alouette said NOPE! Bremmy said YES! 🤣
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The words the hooligans like to hear the most: “Who wants a treat?” 🐶
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Behold the wild Chihuahua in its natural habitat: the Couch Cave. The elusive Chihuahua named Jasper tentatively pokes his head out of cave to see if there are any Cheeses grazing close by. If there are, he will venture out to make a kill. If not he will go back to sleep. 🧀🧀🧀
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Eli stays on the back steps until I have walked around the yard & can verify to him that Mr. Toad is nowhere to be found. Once he gets the AOK, he goes out, does his business & gets in some zoomies. Who would have guessed that my new job after would be being a Toad Spotter? 🤣
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Me: WTF? Why didn’t my iPad charge? It’s been plugged in forever… Huckleberry: Me: 😱
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Senior Pup Saturday from Alouette who wants to know if you like her hat? ❤️
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Alouette, Eli & Jasper are ready to guard the house from the back of the couch but also somewhat sad I’m going out to shop & can’t take them with me. I trust that they will chew up anyone who tries to break in & also be glad to see me when I get back. ❤️
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My dog sitting duties ended today when my granddog TheEvilGiantDogTucker went home. When Tucker is here, he & Jasper are just like naughty bratty human siblings the way they drive each other crazy on purpose. Jasper: HUMAN! HE’S FOLLOWING ME! Tucker: Who me? Me: AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! 🐶🐶
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Eli is recovering from a terrifying encounter he had with a toad in the backyard. Mr Toad was hopping through the grass when he & Eli crossed paths. Poor Eli jumped 3 feet in the air & made it back inside the house in record time. Now he’s traumatized. I have no normal dogs. 🙄
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The many faces of Jasper… 💛☀️💛
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today is National Waffle Day & it makes me really miss Shyla Mae, who passed away earlier this year. Shyla LOVED waffles & was crowned Highest Queen Of Waffles & Fierce Protector Of The Waffle Harvest. The universe is less whimsical without her in it. 🧇🧇🧇
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Me: Jasper. Jasper: Me: Jasper. Jasper! Jasper: Me: Jasper! Jasper! JASPER! JASPERRRRRRRRRRR! Jasper: Me: 🤬
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yes! It’s a herd of hooligans enjoying the August sun! ☀️ Jasper, Eli, Bremmy, Huckleberry & Alouette. ☀️
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Bremmy is disappointed in his WhirlyGig hat. He was hoping that the propeller would work to lift him high enough up in the trees so he can catch the damn squirrel that mocks him rudely everyday. But no. Bremmy is still grounded. 🐿️
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I keep telling Alouette & Huckleberry that sharing is caring. But..Huckleberry is not willing to share his toys & Alouette is not willing to share her treats. However they are willing to share a rug to sit on to listen for the neighbor’s dogs so they have something to bork at. 🐶🐶
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Jasper has become an accidental photographer! He took about 40 selfies of himself by standing on the white button on the camera on my iPhone. Most of his photos were blurry messes or photos of his left nostril, however this one is not too bad for an accidental selfie. 🤣
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Impatiently waiting for their human to open the dang door to the house so they can go back to their favorite activity: napping on the couch. Bremmy, Alouette, Eli, Jasper & Huckleberry, professional hooligans. 🙄
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Back on this date in 1969, Woodstock came to an end on Yasgur’s farm. If Jasper had been at Woodstock he is sure that at least someone in the crowd of over 500,000 would have had hotdogs to share instead of brown acid.. and he does love hotdogs (but only with cheese & no bun). ☮️🌭☮️
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The face of a dog who just spent a few exhausting & harrowing hours being petted by children. Yup, poor Huckleberry survived my grandpoopers Korie & Xander paying attention to him and is now having to nap to recover. Poor poor poor Huckleberry… 🙄
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Sarah & The Hooligans @sarahanunn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Eli is enjoying second breakfast… or perhaps it’s treat number 4 or even a bribe to not bork at the neighbor’s German Shorthair Pointers. He really does not care as long as he gets to stuff something yummy in his pie hole. 🙄
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