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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰

@sarah-smile.bsky.social
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The Sarah that's not a porn bot. Gen X ace Cajun bayou witch with anxiety, she/her. Loves books and fountain pens and dogs and cooking and making mediocre art. I love my home, I hate the assholes who run it. Posting art, politics, and random stray thoughts

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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pre-plastic Susan Dell looked like a cross between Sarah Michelle Gellar and Jennifer Aniston. What compels these rich women to tell their plastic surgeons "Give me a look that will make untreated schizophrenics start screaming about Lizard People"??
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Making collages with my library sale haul
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I decided the Egyptian mask needed one more hummingbird
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"And I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different." Kurt Vonnegut
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Making collages while I wait for the next library sale so I can make more #collages
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Some recent collages. I fucked up the edges of the first one a little, it's so hard to work with that flimsy old magazine paper. Oh well, guess that one will never make it into the Louvre.
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton's powers were so great that even Trump's Truth Social post about her death was completely normal
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
my employer planned to move the offices from leased space to a building the company owns for the past 2 years and we did it about 6 months ago.
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I've been rewatching season 1 of Hannibal and have decided Freddie Lounds never did anything wrong in her life. show me where she ever lied. deeply hilarious of the writers room to make her a vegetarian and literally the only character that never gets tricked into eating people.
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Used the same vintage Nat Geo to make all these #collages
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Some #collages finished this week
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Some recent #collages
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
We had a 20 minute conversation about cryptids
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
American women: I shower 3 times a day, handwash my underwear as soon as it comes off my body, and layer 17 different deodorant products on my pits American men: it's gay to wash your buttcrack I'm begging y'all to find the happy medium between these 2 extremes
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I bought one of those keychain digital cameras and have been having fun with it this weekend
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Me finding out we beat Australia in a World Cup game: Did they not put their country's finest athlete on the team??
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Raygun's Incredible Breakdancing Performance
ALT: Raygun's Incredible Breakdancing Performance
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Expo haul! The luna moth diorama is by Universoul Magic and the collage prints are by Strong & Hardy.
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Shoutout to the goths at the Oddities & Curiosities Expo, being goth in this climate takes serious commitment (speaking as a goth from far milder climes who is now too fat and lazy for the lewk)
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Reminds me of a story I heard about a grape juice concentrate that during Prohibition had a "warning" on the package telling customers to be sure not to put it in sealed container for 30 days or it would turn into wine
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Me: I probably have a big enough stash of collage material Also me: I can buy old field guides on eBay for less than $5
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
At least the robber barons of the gilded age gave us public institutions and interesting things to look at. What do we get from them in the 21st century, Cybertucks and gold-spraypainted foam doodads stuck all over the White House walls?
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
!!! www.avclub.com/i-shot-andy-...
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Rescued from legal limbo, I Shot Andy Warhol returns to theaters
The 4K restoration of I Shot Andy Warhol is a new chance to revisit Warhol's Factory now that its rights issues have been resolved.
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Today I cooked: 🫐 🥞s with 🥓; poppyseed 🐔; 🍋 pound 🎂. I meant to buy rolls to serve with dinner but totally forgot, so I made 🍅 paste butter & did some slices of buttered bread, which gave everything a "1980s middle class butter mom made you breakfast/dinner" feeling (complimentary) in retrospect.
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
So he was yet another male philosopher whose work was underwritten by the unpaid labor of female relatives? Cool. Also, did we really need The Hero With a Thousand Faces? Humans have been telling stories for a long time, I never felt like Campbell was actually saying anything we didn't already know.
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I rarely name my pieces, but I'm calling this one Another Subtlety in homage to Kara Walker"s 2014 installation art piece, A Subtley (Cinclare was a sugar mill)
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Lori took me to Bargain Mart in the Bywater, a funky thrift store packed with potential collage material. I looked at this yearbook from a tiny Mississippi town because it was from 1974, the year I was born, but the Best Dressed couple convinced me to buy it.
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Today I cooked: Jiffy 🌽 mix 🥞s and 🥓; 🍄 Wellington with gouda 🧀 artichokes; and I used the pistachio 🎂 mix to make a Dubai chocolate crunch cake (chocate ganache and crushed cornflakes mixed with Nutella)
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Recent #collage finishes, still working on the southwest/space project. Sometimes my collages have serious meaning, and sometimes I can't resist just getting goofy with cats.
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Who else finds it hilarious that Clavicular's sentencing judge is objectively hot LAWMOGGED BY JUSTICE JAWBONE
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Good news, you probably don't actually have a spork's worth of microplastics in your brain www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
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Scientists shocked to find lab gloves may be skewing microplastics data
Scientists may have been unknowingly inflating microplastics pollution estimates, and the surprising source could be their own lab gloves. A University of Michigan study found that common nitrile and ...
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Dumbest possible timeline www.404media.co/ai-poop-anal...
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Internet of Shit: AI Poop Analysis App Offered to Sell Me Database of Its Users' Poops
"I hoarded a large database of something valuable, just not what you expect… 150k stools images."
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Depends, can I poison all their drinks
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
www.documentcloud.org/documents/25... I believe Ann Altman. If Sam Altman thinks he has a right to enrich himself by stealing centuries of other people's intellectual property, why wouldn't he think he's entitled to use whatever body was at hand to gratify himself?
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Ann Altman vs. Sam Altman sexual abuse lawsuit complaint
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
"Women aren't using AI as much as men" we're less likely to outsource our brain for mundane tasks like replying to emails?
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Objectively funny crimes shouldn't be punished
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
For Mother's Day I cooked: caramel 🍎 stuffed 🇫🇷 toast; crispy sheet pan turkey 🌮s; 🍒 🍫 dump cake
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Did one of these *need* both flying saucers AND a giant robot? Probably not, but as they say in New Orleans, if a thing is worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
1 photo, 2 collages
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The Venn diagram of dudes whining about a "male loneliness epidemic" and dudes who think it's gay to wash their asses is a circle
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Is the spider okay www.thedailybeast.com/kyle-rittenh...
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Kyle Rittenhouse Hospitalized After Venomous Spider Bite
Luckily, it was not the beginning of his “superhero” arc.
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Henry David Thoreau and Ted Kaczynski both pretended to be living self-sufficiently in the woods while never acknowledging that their mommies made it possible (Thoreau's did his laundry and brought him home-cooked meals; Kaczynski's sent him money and food supplies)
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Reminder to myself to put more people in my collages. People add meaning and dynamism to what was a pretty, but kind of sterile, scene.
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
www.avclub.com/amazon-appre... Bezos' taste for boot is an eating disorder at this point
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Amazon reportedly considers telling Donald Trump Jr. "You're hired" for The Apprentice reboot
Amazon reportedly considers telling Donald Trump Jr. "You're hired" for The Apprentice reboot
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Tarsem Singh's The Fall. A testament to the art you can make in between shooting Pepsi commercials and music videos.
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a man wearing a hat and a military uniform looks down
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a military uniform looks down
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Heard there was another "assassination attempt" anyway I spent the weekend making collages
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I guess someone "shot at the President" again, anyway I made breakfast sandwiches with the sourdough I get shipped every month from San Francisco
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
My favorite thing on the internet today is Europeans insisting they can cross I95 and walk to MetLife Stadium for the World Cup, then calling the Americans who beg them not to because THEY WILL DIE fat and lazy
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sarah kay gee⭐⚜️🏰 @sarah-smile.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
My official Gen X verdict is I'm not mad about this www.avclub.com/michael-b-jo...
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Michael B. Jordan and Austin Butler are officially starring in Joseph Kosinski's Miami Vice '85
Michael B. Jordan and Austin Butler are officially starring in Joseph Kosinski's Miami Vice '85
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