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Sarah Schauer @sarah-schauer.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Hell yeah. Getting raptured on September 23. Virgo/libra cusp rebirthday.

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Sarah Schauer @sarah-schauer.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

one for each nostril as I’m eating chicken pot pie

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Sarah Schauer @sarah-schauer.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

“this could kill a small Victorian child” anything could kill one of em, that’s why they had so many

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Sarah Schauer @sarah-schauer.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Not sure if this is uncouth, but Princess Diana would’ve been an incredible masc lesbian

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Sarah Schauer @sarah-schauer.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

I have a podcast coming out 2/12 🚿💭 bit.ly/SchauerThoug...

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Sarah Schauer @sarah-schauer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

throwing my ex and best friend a moving out party (DONT JUDGE. I had limited supplies lol)

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Sarah Schauer @sarah-schauer.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

*apologies in advance* while moving someones panties to the side makes logical sense, gripping the crotch fabric and ripping it open like a bag of chips makes sexual sense

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Sarah Schauer @sarah-schauer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

should I write erotica? like every once in a while?

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Sarah Schauer @sarah-schauer.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

okay so who the fuck keeps looking the gift horse in the mouth?

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Sarah Schauer @sarah-schauer.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

having a roster as a lesbian seems kind of rude, there’s 7 of us

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Sarah Schauer @sarah-schauer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Just posted a Substack with book recommendations on immigration and included legal, mental health, community, etc. resources for immigrants! Please check out and share ♥️ substack.com/@sarahschaue...

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Sarah Schauer @sarah-schauer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I know those boys scissor. Probably sign their texts with “X&🟠”

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Sarah Schauer @sarah-schauer.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

you think YOURE shitting, pissing, crying, and throwing up?

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Sarah Schauer @sarah-schauer.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

wow. they banned TikTok after I specifically asked them not to

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Sarah Schauer @sarah-schauer.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Well damn. Now we know how much our words are worth, at least $1 billion a month. Speaking truth to power knocks the wind out of their pockets

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Sarah Schauer @sarah-schauer.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

If you’re not American and you’re keeping TikTok you should make note of every American musician and American *based* company that still promotes (thru international channels) on TikTok after the ban! They seem very quiet! Screenshots will do :)

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Sarah Schauer @sarah-schauer.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

here! take my data. I don’t even WANT it

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Sarah Schauer @sarah-schauer.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

you don’t “seek out” other gay people. you light a cigarette on the beach and then gay hands appear to block the wind for you. grab them. never let go

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Sarah Schauer @sarah-schauer.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

someone (who shall remain nameless) keeps licking their groin.