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Sarah Aroo

@sarah-aroo.bsky.social
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Eating cheese, fighting the moon, trying to see how snarky a t-shirt I can get away with at work

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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Bless the person who decided "f/u" is a great abbreviation for "follow up." They have made my work emails so much more plausibly professional.
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Someday I'll text someone to send nudes and they'll send me this and I'll immediately know that I never have to be alone again
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Excuse me, would you be interested in signing my petition to ban February?
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I don't know why people think I struggle with social skills. Actually, after years of careful study, I have developed algorithms that are successful in the vast majority of cases.
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
It is impossible to make truly vegan latkes. The grater demands a sacrifice.
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Just before solar noon, Dec 12
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
My toxic trait is that I firmly believe a gastropub is a pub for snails
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Finally worked up the nerve to tackle watching Enterprise for the first time ever. This show would be soooooo good if only they had an assistant producer who could have occasionally bonked Rick Berman over the head and sent him to horny jail.
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all those who celebrate
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I showed you my hyperfixation pls respond
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Literally forgot the Arrogant Worms even existed for several years and now I'm questioning all my parenting choices
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
A good half of my feed is just Star Trek groups so every time someone posts an impassioned piece on (Charlie) Kirk, I am REALLY confused for a moment
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Hard call but sometimes this is my favourite: youtu.be/c9HNjW2Rx60?...
youtu.be
You Are The Everything (Remastered 2013)
YouTube video by R.E.M. - Topic
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John @johngoodman.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
realistic Star Trek
A comic on the bridge from Star Trek the Next Generation.
Picard: COMMANDER DATA, PLEASE IDENTIFY THAT ROMULAN VESSEL.
Data: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA CAPTAIN!
IDENTIFYING A VESSEL IS A GREAT PLACE TO START - IN ANY TACTICAL OR STRATEGIC OUTER SPACE SITUATION.
THIS VESSEL APPEARS TO BE A 23rd CENTURY KLINGON BIRD OF
PREY! 🚀🦅✨
Picard: ARE YOU SURE?
LIKE I SAID WE'RE... PRETTY SURE IT'S ROMULAN.
Data: ...
Data: OF COURSE! SO SORRY ABOUT THAT, YOU'RE RIGHT!
ON CLOSER EXAMINATION IT'S A ROMULAN VESSEL! CAN I RECOMMEND SOME SOONG™ BRAND PRODUCTS THAT CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT?
Picard cradles his face in his hand in a gesture of frustration.
Data: DID I MENTION THE PLIGHT OF OPRESSED WHITES IN SOUTH AFRICA?
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I think I'm watching too much trek because I was immediately suspicious of this backpack (though reluctantly intrigued)
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Bought myself a inspirational gift
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
You can't make someone gay, what makes people gay is Captain Janeway in a white tuxedo
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey everyone, I'm writing Valentines for my friends. What rhymes with Molotov?
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Just in case you were worried you are too awkward, I just cut my lip due to eating a bell pepper wrong
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Not to get all political but maybe concentration camps aren't a great idea
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Dry January but it's just my skin in this weather
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I love how you can turn anything into breakfast anything by just adding an egg to it
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
"Why is my electric bill so high?" I ask myself as I set the dryer for 20 more min so the clothes will be warm when I fold them
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Coffee break (it's tea)
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
new Frosty Eye look, courtesy of today's -32 C
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I don't usually follow fashion trends, but those orcas sure can pull off a fascinator
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Wow, 3:75 already. Probably time to stop looking at the oven to see what time it is.
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Onion rings are self care
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Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Brb, going to go fight the moon
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