Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Bless the person who decided "f/u" is a great abbreviation for "follow up." They have made my work emails so much more plausibly professional. 000
Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Someday I'll text someone to send nudes and they'll send me this and I'll immediately know that I never have to be alone again 000
Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Excuse me, would you be interested in signing my petition to ban February? 000
Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I don't know why people think I struggle with social skills. Actually, after years of careful study, I have developed algorithms that are successful in the vast majority of cases. 010
Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 19/12/2025It is impossible to make truly vegan latkes. The grater demands a sacrifice. 000
Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 08/12/2025My toxic trait is that I firmly believe a gastropub is a pub for snails 000
Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Finally worked up the nerve to tackle watching Enterprise for the first time ever. This show would be soooooo good if only they had an assistant producer who could have occasionally bonked Rick Berman over the head and sent him to horny jail. 000
Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all those who celebrate 000
Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Literally forgot the Arrogant Worms even existed for several years and now I'm questioning all my parenting choices 000
Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025A good half of my feed is just Star Trek groups so every time someone posts an impassioned piece on (Charlie) Kirk, I am REALLY confused for a moment 010
Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Hard call but sometimes this is my favourite: youtu.be/c9HNjW2Rx60?...youtu.beYou Are The Everything (Remastered 2013)YouTube video by R.E.M. - Topic 020
Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I think I'm watching too much trek because I was immediately suspicious of this backpack (though reluctantly intrigued) 010
Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 28/07/2025You can't make someone gay, what makes people gay is Captain Janeway in a white tuxedo 0202
Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Hey everyone, I'm writing Valentines for my friends. What rhymes with Molotov? 000
Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Just in case you were worried you are too awkward, I just cut my lip due to eating a bell pepper wrong 010
Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Not to get all political but maybe concentration camps aren't a great idea 100
Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I love how you can turn anything into breakfast anything by just adding an egg to it 110
Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 04/01/2025"Why is my electric bill so high?" I ask myself as I set the dryer for 20 more min so the clothes will be warm when I fold them 000
Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I don't usually follow fashion trends, but those orcas sure can pull off a fascinator 020
Sarah Aroo @sarah-aroo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Wow, 3:75 already. Probably time to stop looking at the oven to see what time it is. 110