Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026at the t4t sex party playing "guess the armpit" and the girls are describing my scent as "neutral". I've never been more embarrassed in my life 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 30/08/2026*definitely not charging up a piercing beam attack voice* who wants to play "stand in a straight line" with me 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 10/08/2026*to the tune of Hot To Go* H-O-P-L-I-T-E, that's a word for greek infantry! 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 01/08/2026masturbate by fucking a bagel call that getting your lox off 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 19/07/2026having a human body isn't *all* bad. you can use it to drink baja blast 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 22/05/2026boomer tshirt that says "hell yeah I'm autistic, my special interest is my wife and I stim by kissing her" 021
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 27/04/2026cursed coding concepts: "maybe" boolean value. "≈≈" comparison operator. "if-or-else" statement. "don't-while" loop. 021
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 15/04/2026they call it a holler log on account of it's holler down the middle, meaning you can cup your hands and holler down it and it hollers back 010
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 05/03/2026dark forest theory is just earth looking at space going "are you mad at me? 🥺" 010
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 07/02/2026trans girl pick up lines: "hey there hot stuff, you look like you fail the harkness AND turing tests" 010
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 17/01/2026leaving one thing on your todo list unaccomplished until tomorrow like leading the judas goat back to the flock 011
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 17/11/2025this edible ain't shi... birthdays are zero-indexed 100
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 17/11/2025call my wife jordy defective the way her box peak 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I think if someone could bridge shuffle my vertebrae it wouldn't fix me but it would definitely help 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 08/10/2025using a humidifier in the kitchen and a dehumidifier in my room to wirelessly transmit water into my cup 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 12/09/2025found this cool sword and shield down by the riverside. can't wait to use it to study war some more 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 22/08/2025they be inflicting those Stadis Effecse on me 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 07/08/2025recovering pet grooming addict be like "I just need some hair of the dog" 010
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 25/07/2025shade of brown no one knows about call that shartreuse. follow for more high-brow sophisticated humor 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 24/07/2025looked up the etymology of autism and it was stupid so I propose we change the spelling to oughtism as in "you ought to give this person $800" 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 24/07/2025check out Nora Hikari: www.corporeallitmag.com/norahikari2 she has a couple poems that just punch you in the gut and make you wanna say thank you after. I like rumi's work, especially as translated by ursula k le guin. walt whitman is a classic for a reason imo 010
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 16/07/2025the virgin ash ketchum (only caught 83 pokemon) vs. the chad danny phantom (did in fact catch 'em all + saved the world from a giant meteor) 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 10/07/2025CNC with my nonverbal puppygirl GF be like *changes her "no" dog button to say "yes" instead* 020
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 10/07/2025tumblr girlies refuse to say "fuck you" nowadays, instead they say some shit like "you are god's chamber pot and babygirl I just bought him taco bell" and it goes hard 010
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 09/07/2025realtalk: nightshade is a relative of the potato, the pepper, and the eggplant. I bet it tastes SO good fried 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 28/06/2025the japanese were cooking with "revenge bedtime procrastination". I sure am procrastinating on bedtime with a vengeance 010
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 22/06/2025logistics to get the trans girl polycule to the function be like "if I leave my foxgirl gf with my chickengirl gf they'll start fucking nasty and then we'll be late but if I leave my chickengirl gf with my corngirl gf then same thing, and my car only seats two bc of my emotional support trash piles" 122
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 22/06/2025"how it feels to chew 5 gum" commercial that slowly transitions into a dronification sequence 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 19/06/2025when you perfectly time the start of your joke to an appropriate gap in the conversation it should play a valheim parry noise 020
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 12/06/2025saw a joke about recognition of the self through the other and was like "hahaha, I do that!" 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 11/06/2025they should make little girls out of uranium so that oingo boingo gets radiation poisoning 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 11/06/2025the mainstream media doesn't want you to know this, but you can dip a bubble blower in wet cement and blow rocks. 001
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 18/03/2025a phone is a type of girl that lives in your pocket. she knows many tricks, such as "show meme" and "make emails happen" 000
Reposted by Marcie Beaucoupnullgirl ₊⊹. ݁ @nllgrl.bsky.social · 24/08/2023where all my weird little creatures at reskeet this if ur a weird lil creature 10276217
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 17/03/2025made a bangin quesadilla AMA (America Must Atone) 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 11/03/2025horseradish in the grocery store sushi be like "watashi wa sabi ;)" 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 26/02/2025gorgons making a deal be like "let's snake on it" 011
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 20/02/2025order your fox today and get free same day yipping! 110
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 02/02/2025my friend is helping me draft up an apology to another friend and she said "nothing too long" and I sent her eight paragraphs. brevity is the soul of wit and babygirl I'm an atheist 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 02/02/2025when I start my period I do a magical girl transformation but when it's done I look the same except I'm sobbing into a plushie 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I'm tired of the historical revisionism. marie antoinette did NOT say "let them eat cake". she didn't speak english 110
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 06/01/2025still thinking about the guy who called in to the pizza place I used to work asking for something free and I said "I can't do that sir" and he was like "of course you can, just make it and give it to me". sir are you aware of how the entire goddamn everything works? 011
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 05/01/2025consulting the ancient texts on how to lift the curse (googling "how to fix period makes me want to cry all the time") 000
Reposted by Marcie BeaucoupMarcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I'm a Get My Shit Togethercore Get My Shit Togethercel who is Get My Shit Togethermaxxing in her Getting Her Shit Together era 001
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I'm a Get My Shit Togethercore Get My Shit Togethercel who is Get My Shit Togethermaxxing in her Getting Her Shit Together era 001
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 20/12/2024guys who lead you somewhere else love to be like "this is as far as I go." 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 19/12/2024straight going through it rn and by "it" I mean 😏 haha well let's just say. 😢 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 13/12/2024ravioli is a finger food btw. source: looking 000
Marcie Beaucoup @sapphiconoclast.bsky.social · 11/12/2024whoever invents the cure for cancer will probably get like a million dollars on the spot. whoever invents cold fusion could probably get a billion. whoever invents the surgery that makes trans women look like dogs... god and gofundme willing they'll break a trillion 011
