jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 06/08/2025one of my customers is names john clocker… i am Not calling that guy 010
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 07/07/2025every time i see someone tweet about jane remover i think they’re talking about my friend jane 120
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 13/06/2025my pants being like 1/3 of an inch too short might be what makes me do it 010
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 31/05/2025ex esports enthusiast that thinks the na miata is the north american miata 000
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 26/05/2025got the stomach flu now i get how it feels to go around with no shields in fortnite 010
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 20/05/2025guys i’m pretty sure mcivegotagun and tricky mac are the same guy 000
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 14/05/2025tryna find cowgirl boots and a hat for a hailey welch cosplay this saturday… any suggestions 010
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 14/05/2025downloaded tinder and matched with a beautiful trans woman with a miata who is more than 10 years older than me in like five minutes.. we are soo back 010
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 12/05/2025hmmm i’m learning that when you Do things, things will get done.. i’ll keep yall updated with my findings 030
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 09/05/2025desperate for a beautiful woman to watch speed racer with me 020
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 05/05/2025ass so fat i popped the zipper to my jeans trying to remove them :/ 010
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 02/05/2025just got the news that they decided to go a different direction for the job i was interviewing for :/ congrats to whoever the new pope is but know that i would have been better 020
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 30/04/2025fuck yoda fr he’s a cold mfer and deserved his shameful dagobah exile 110
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 29/04/2025choosing to interpret yucky men calling me ‘sir’ as being the same as when the clones call ahsoka ‘sir’ 030
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 23/04/2025just sold insurance to a guy with firstnamelastname88@mail.com as an email and bro was Not born in 1988….. 030
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 21/04/2025girl who justifies succumbing to gta v micro transactions bc she’s “funding gta 6” 020
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 18/04/2025realizing that if i’m really fruity more people will want to give me their credit card information 010
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 18/04/2025saw my first updated model y and threw up all over the ground 010
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 09/04/2025yeah yeah sabrina’s great but when is mxmtoon coming to fortnite :/ 000
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 07/04/2025wow scrolling on my phone is so fun!! i love swiping!!! 030
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 05/04/2025customer service workers (me) should be able to kill 30 customers a year for being rude 040
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 05/04/2025i better not see any landlords on some “oh but the tariffs” shit abt the rent bro 020
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 05/04/2025i loveeeee staying late at work on a friday with sunny 65 degree weather bc i lose my $300 bonus unless I get one(1) more policy 🙃🔫 000
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 03/04/2025getting extra nether sauce with my mcdonald’s minecraft meal to take the edge off 010
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 31/03/2025walking to the food truck that has the lil red miata parked in a nearby store just for a dopamine hit 030
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 29/03/2025guys i honked in the tunnel going into portland and its lowkey a vibe 240
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 28/03/2025accidentally talked to myself in front of my neighbors, looks like i have to kill myself 020
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 27/03/2025huge things are happening in jamie world everyone watch out 030
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 27/03/2025being able to get into a car and drive to work is one of the best feelings in the whole world bro oh my god i’ve missed driving so much :”) 000
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 25/03/2025my landlord increasing my rent 100$ bc of reviewing my income is gonna make me go luigi mode 120
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 19/03/2025cesarmaxxing by getting stabbed a bunch during march 000
Reposted by jamieostonox @ostonox.com · 19/03/2025rfk jr staring in horror as the unredacted files he's been seeking his whole life read "be sure to drink your ovaltine" 21387
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 18/03/2025get urself a girl who is diamond in Fortnite rocket racing 020
jamie @sapphiccjamie.bsky.social · 14/03/2025coming home from work and taking a nap and having the sun still be out when i wake up fills me with much happiness :3 020
