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Matt ❌👑

@sanven.com
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Lvl 52 Male • Married (lvl 28) 🏳️‍🌈 • Non-profit exec • Bibliophile • Deist. • A red state blueneck • Prophet of Hope & Nope • Smartass lvl ♾️ • INTJ-T: I’ve already overthought your reply. Keep moving forward. 🏳️‍⚧️✌️💙 🚫No DMs/MAGA/Bots/Crypto Opinions my own.

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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 26/09/2026
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 24/09/2026
There is always a tweet. 🙄
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 24/09/2026
Says it all..
A black-and-white political cartoon parodying the classic Peanuts football gag.
On the right, Lucy van Pelt kneels on the grass, wearing a dress emblazoned with the Republican Party elephant logo. She holds an upright football labeled "AFFORDABILITY" and grins mischieviously, saying in a speech bubble: "COME ON, CHARLIE BROWN! THE FIELD IS WIDE OPEN!"
On the left, Charlie Brown runs toward the ball with an anxious expression, preparing to kick it.
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 20/09/2026
Ooof. Right in the nostalgia.
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 04/09/2026
This Labor Day, let’s remember what the GOP actually thinks of the American worker. This November, let’s show them what we think of them. #VoteThemAllOut
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 24/08/2026
Challenge: Find an organization that resonates with you, and give what you can each month. Consistency matters more than size. Small, steady gifts add up to real change right here at home. Now imagine that multiplied, across every community, by people just like you & me. That's worth investing in.
Close up of several hands of different skin tones cupped together, holding a small mound of soil with a young green seedling sprouting from it, symbolizing community and growth.
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 11/08/2026
You are loved, needed, and worthy! Never forget that. 🫂❤️
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 07/08/2026
"They're buying their way in, and we're not going to let it happen," says the man selling residency for $1M and a 270-day tax holiday for $5M. Buying your way in is fine. It just has to be his checkout. #8647 #YouCan'tMakeThisShitUp
Screenshot of a news article with a video still of President Donald Trump seated at the Oval Office desk. Text reports he signed two executive orders targeting birthright citizenship and birth tourism after a Supreme Court ruling he called "very unfortunate." A highlighted quote reads: "They're buying their way in, and we're not going to let it happen."Two cards on a beige background. Left: "Trump Gold Card," offering U.S. residency for a $15,000 DHS processing fee plus a $1 million contribution after background approval. Right: "Trump Platinum Card, Coming Soon," offering foreign nationals who pay a $15,000 fee and $5 million contribution up to 270 days in the U.S. without U.S. tax on non-U.S. income.
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 25/07/2026
#reminder
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 20/07/2026
I'm guessing this has nothing to do with Japan, but it's still worth noting. #KeepMovingForward
Illustrated Buddha figure seated in meditation above a motivational quote reading: "There is a Japanese legend that says: If you miss the bus, maybe you avoided the accident. If you got rejected, maybe you were saved from the wrong place. If they left, maybe they made room for who is coming. The universe protects you in ways that look like bad luck at first. Trust the detour."
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 04/07/2026
Let it... ❤️✌️
Black text on a light background: 
First line, highlighted in yellow: Your light is gonna irritate 
Second line: a lot of unhealed people.
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 04/07/2026
🇺🇸 Happy Independence Day, America! 🇺🇸 Let's remember who we are this November and vote these self-serving asshats out of office. #WeThePeople
A three-panel meme from the movie Legally Blonde 2, featuring Paulette (Jennifer Coolidge) and Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon).
Top panel: Elle Woods smiles brightly while wearing futuristic sunglasses and an American flag-patterned scarf.
Middle panel: Paulette looks at her with an excited expression. The caption reads: "Oh my God! You look like the Fourth of July!"
Bottom panel: Paulette makes a longing, slightly pained face. The caption reads: "Makes me want a hot dog real bad."
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 25/06/2026
Well. I just scared my family with a cackle. Good lord. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 20/06/2026
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 12/06/2026
🤷🏻‍♂️
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 03/06/2026
🤭
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 03/06/2026
Since I'm apparently on several MAGA block lists, let's give them a bot more fodder. -giggle- Good morning people of my phone. Please be kind to yourself and each other today. This is a short ride, find and enjoy what brings you joy. ✌️🫂🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️
A political cartoon set at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. On the right, God is depicted as an elderly man with a long white beard and white robes, standing behind a podium and reading from a large book. He asks, "So, tell me... did you welcome the foreigner? Help the poor? Feed the hungry? Care for the sick?... you know, all the things Jesus commanded?" On the left, a man viewed from behind wears a red "MAGA" baseball cap, a white t-shirt with an American flag on the back, and blue jeans, while holding a small American flag. He responds with a speech bubble that says, "Listen here LibTard."
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 20/05/2026
Y'all this is why I don't go to museums. #TriggerEvent #GenX 🤣
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 19/05/2026
Ha! #GenX
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 18/05/2026
We wait for a green light to get that degree, take the first step, or leave a job that doesn't fit. If you’re waiting for a sign, this is it. You own your skills, your ambition, and your future. Don’t ask for permission to fly. The wings are yours. Take the leap. #KeepMovingForward
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 12/05/2026
❤️😍
At the top, text reads: "I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off."
Below the text is a photograph of Sir David Attenborough, an elderly man with white hair and a kind expression, wearing a light blue button-down shirt. He is outdoors in a sunny, green field with yellow wildflowers, gently holding a tiny harvest mouse on his fingers and looking at it with a warm smile.
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 25/04/2026
As tradition dictates...
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 19/04/2026
🤷🏻‍♂️
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 05/04/2026
Happy Eappy people of my phone! ❤️
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 01/04/2026
Good morning, people of my phone! Today is a fresh start and a new chance to keep moving forward. Progress doesn't have to be perfect, it just has to happen. One step, one decision, one moment at a time. You've got what it takes. Now go show today what you're made of! ✌️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️🫂 #You'veGotThis
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 27/03/2026
😳
Black and white text graphic with humorous message suggesting using a tree as a low cost health test. It lists exaggerated “diagnoses” based on outcomes like ants gathering indicating diabetes, grass drying indicating high salts, a barbecue smell indicating high cholesterol, forgetting to pull up pants indicating Alzheimer’s, and hearing a tree talk indicating schizophrenia.
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 24/03/2026
#reminders
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 22/03/2026
By the gods this man. While I’ll admit I will dance in the streets when he dies, I’m not the POTUS, and would have more tact if I were. I’d dance in private if I were/am president. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 19/03/2026
Good morning people of my phone, happy Friday eve! Just a quick reminder for those carrying around old baggage - you need to let that shit go. We've all done it, believe me, but this is not the weight to carry around. Don't give them that power. #LoveYourselfMore 🫂
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 15/03/2026
#reminders ✌️
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 12/03/2026
Jump scare
Jump scare!
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 12/03/2026
#reminder
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 11/03/2026
“The Dow is over 50,000 right now,” Bondi said in sworn House testimony when questioned about the lack of Epstein co-conspirator indictments. She added the S&P 500 and Nasdaq are “smashing records” and retirement accounts are “booming.” “That’s what we should be talking about.” 2/11/26 #Coincidence?
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 09/03/2026
🥰✌️ #MadeMeSmile
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 09/03/2026
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 05/03/2026
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 02/03/2026
I have few heroes. This is one of them. ❤️✌️
José Andrés, wearing a black helmet and tan vest, speaks closely with a person in a gray knit hat and winter coat outdoors. The World Central Kitchen logo appears in the top left. Overlaid text reads: “Every time I go to an emergency in the United States, it applies the same as anywhere in the world. People helping each other… this is the way.” The quote is attributed to José Andrés, WCK Founder, on Fox News on February 26, 2026.
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 02/03/2026
Hahaha whatever this is, is already blocked. Looks like we’re in good company.
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 26/02/2026
😂😂😂💀
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 25/02/2026
#Facts #ReleaseTheFiles #We’reNotMovingOn
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 25/02/2026
Leftover surprise, over rice. #It’sWhat’sForLunch. 🤷🏻‍♂️✌️
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 25/02/2026
*cough*
Screenshot of a tweet from verified account JD Vance (@JDVance) dated September 4, 2021, at 8:28 AM. The tweet reads: “Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don’t talk about it.” The tweet shows 163.2K likes, with reply and copy link icons visible.
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 23/02/2026
100% 🤷🏻‍♂️ Good morning people of my phone and happy Monday to all who celebrate; ya sick bastards. Oh dear, that was my outside voice, wasn’t it? Anyway.😳 I hope your coffee is strong and your to-do list is short. Take care of yourself and each other. 🫂❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 20/02/2026
... 🤣🤭🤣
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 19/02/2026
In case there are any questions:
Bold black text at the top reads “Well, put me on the list.” Below the text is a realistic melting ice cube sitting in a small puddle of water, overlaid with a bright red prohibition symbol, a red circle with a diagonal line through it, on a white background.
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 16/02/2026
#Perspective ✌️❤️
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 15/02/2026
The grey. It’s gone! There’s blue sky and this bright thing in the sky! 🤪
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 12/02/2026
#BeTheChange ✌️❤️
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 10/02/2026
Dear world, I’m sorry. I didn’t vote for the orange idiot, but I do live here and now carry secondhand embarrassment as a personality trait. Every day. #FFS
Trump mad over Canada-Detroit bridge
President Donald Trump on Monday threatened to block the opening of a new Canadian-built bridge across the Detroit River, demanding that Canada turn over at least half of the ownership of the bridge and agree to other unspecified demands in his latest salvo over cross-border trade issues.
"We will start negotiations, IMMEDIATELY. With all that we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset," Trump said in a lengthy social media post, complaining that the United States would get nothing from the bridge and that Canada did not use U.S. steel to built it.
The Gordie Howe International Bridge, named after a Canadian hockey star who played for the Detroit Red Wings for 25 seasons, had been expected to open in early 2026, according to information on the project's website.
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Matt ❌👑 @sanven.com · 10/02/2026
Good morning, friends. It’s Teddy Bear Day. Shout out to Thomas and sending the biggest, coziest hug to anyone who could use a little extra comfort today. You are loved and you matter more than you know. 🫂🫂❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️ @thatnoahgrey.bsky.social
Thomas, the Picasa Bear

Not every Easter egg has a story quite as deep as “Thomas, the Picasa Bear”. For those who use the desktop version of Picasa for photo editing, Google has kindly included some useful shortcut keys. There is one combination of key strokes that will yield some epic cuteness. Pressing “Ctrl + Shift + Y” together will cause an image of a little brown teddy bear to appear. If you keep pressing the combination, more and more will appear of varying sizes. Google dedicated this post on its blog to explaining the Easter egg.

Back in 2004, the innovative photographer and photoblogger Noah Grey was working with the Photos team on developing Picasa. He contributed a great deal to the design and evolution of the software, but one of Noah’s most unforgettable contributions can be seen by pressing Control-Shift-Y while in Picasa. Continue pressing it, and watch what appears all over your screen. Given to Noah as a gift by an old friend, this bear has had a special place in Noah’s life for more than 15 years; and Noah decided to return the favour.
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