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Sansfield

@sansfield.bsky.social
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A fucking beast, a monster, insane, crazy. LIBERALS BEWARE YOU'RE IN FOR A SCARE! DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU: - Dont eat yogurt - Are named Johanas - 1998 - ICAC

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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
do you think God stays in heaven because he too is scared of slenderman?
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
wait the Iron Lung guy has a youtube channel?!?!?
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
my entire For You page is hot Korean men and Mario 64 clips wow Venezuela must be bad
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
this year, we're ALL getting arrested for fraud!
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
he passed out in my arms ❤️
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
DID YOU KNOW GAMING FACTS: In UNDERTALE, the Tutorial name is Tutorial and goat powers!
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
calling him my kissing boy and kissing him when he tries to object so he cant talk
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
that time of year can't wait to hear from my extended family how greek yogurt is the new cure to cancer
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Neil Cipher Isn't Legendary
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
NEIL CIPHER has submitted a bid to buy the Essence Of Week from Scott The Woz for $40,000 in cash. The Essence Of Week is currently valued at ~$32 Billion
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Dolly Dimpley
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a group of people standing around a table with a sign that says super bart on it
ALT: a group of people standing around a table with a sign that says super bart on it
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
NEW SPEEDRUN CATEGORY: Anesthetic Any%
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
heh, i guess you could say, i havent showered since last year
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
guy who can read peoples minds through your screen: tbo, tbo you need to wake up, tbo this is your mother please we're all so worried about you, please come back to us tbo, please dont stay asleep forever
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
i'm one bad day away from purchasing an anvil and setting it on a dangling rope above my enemies house
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Dear Kirk, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Well, I guess the secrets out... I will be voicing TOY FREDDY in the upcoming IRON LUNG movie by Markiplier Studios!
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
They're calling me the Don Quixote of backshots.
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
They gave me a medal for bravery because I microwaved my shampoo so I’d get hulk powers in hair and win every war.
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Plugging a circle of 6 power boards into eachother and supplying one with electricity and standing in the middle so I can electro-beam my way into heaven and fight mecha-Jesus
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
guy whos music taste hasn't changed since he was 9: DUDE THEY JUST DROPPED DIGGY DIGGY HOLE 2!!!
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
i hate learning new words some girl in church said she wants to 'gijinkify' the bible so she can date it and i poisoned my search history now everytime i open twitter my timeline is just a bottle of shampoo and a toothbrush making out or some shit
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
After sorting like 6000 votes for this round of Megamix, I can confidently say that Forum Freakshow is the least popular character. I think literally nobody voted for him in LR2, maybe we need to go back to the drawing board for RJW’s buff.
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
anyone else been thinking of death alot more lately are there kill yourself spores in the air
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
cheese and leaf sandwich. I met a man twice in my life. Once when I was 10, he was cold and foreboding; he spoke of my father with respect at his funeral. I touched his hand and it was cold. When I was 20 he came back. He pointed a finger gun at me and laughed. I fear 30.
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
fireball and mustard dog. I had a dream that I was inside the machine that turned time. I had begged every particle of sand to stop falling, but they continued, and I was swallowed.
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
(18+) (VIEW WITH CAUTION) (ADULTS ONLY) (GORE) fuck... the y kiled him end of the gaem game* gam.e...
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
ATTENTION MASHUP WEEK: MEGAMIX FANS: For LR2 M5 gSports vs Cadence, please put your "how did you find Megamix?" answer as "The oracle told me." or some variant of that phrase i want to randomly confuse the rest of vote sorting team because i'm evil and the oracle told me to.
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
got really drunk and accidentally watched every camman18 video and i noticed a 3.49% uptick in my usage of the words RAREST, HUGE and BEST. I'm having a stroke and its the NEW RAREST condition in my body!
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
you ever just realize you're a fucking moron and want to blow your own brains out with a 6 shooter anyway does anyone have a spare 6 shooter i gotta blow some brains out
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
EEFFOC DEAD AT 27????
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
PSA: If your friend tells you to cover your face in peanut butter, your response should be "why would i do that?" and NOT "smooth or crunchy?"
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
How long is the adjustment period for sucking dick if you get those permanent vampire teeth/canine extensions? Asking for a friend
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
*snaps fingers three times* wake up wake up wake up, i went to the eternal sea and touched the orb of knowledge, ive learnt to make a new spell. i need 2 flagons of hopscotch venom *snaps fingers* are you listening to me?
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
22nd year alive plan: get money, fuck bitches, epic bacon 22nd year alive plan B: onlyfans until I die in a brothel
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
three word horror story "baby shoes, never
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
i discovered a new animal, im calling it a throw-against-wall rat
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
flirting vs sexual harassment
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
i test my insults out in the mirror first to make sure they have maximum effect
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
WOULD YOU RATHER: Watch all of Adam Sandler's 'Click' OR hurt someone?
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
i dont get how wordle works man what is this shit just when i think im getting it i find out theres numbers 😭 how do i get higher than 13
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I just spent 2 hours dreaming about being forced to bake 2000 cakes or my house would be sold to a yeti and when i got to cake 3 i collapsed and the yeti leaned over me and said "i control the suez now!" then hit me so hard i woke up
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
would you rather head from crazy dave or brains from a zombie
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
everyones talking about naming tobys character gaster or togore but nobody is talking about naming them effoc because i dont give e foc until i ☺☜☼😐 ⚐☞☞ 🕆☠👎☜☼ ✌ 👌☼✋👎☝☜ ✌☠👎 👎✋☜ ⚐☞ ☟✡🏱⚐❄☟☜☼💣✋✌
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Thank you all for your support over the last week. With your help, I am now officially the Prime Minister of Nepal.
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I'm teaching a MasterClass on lying
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Can someone PLEASE cast "speak with dead" on Ronald Reagan so we can figure out where all the money is trickling down to
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
there has been some insane accusations about me recently, and i've come here to put it all to bed. Yes, i did kill the delivery driver that was dropping off my triple-fudge brownie that i ordered for $32 at 1am. spamton pic unrelated
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
my new character, togore simpson
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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
they made me in a lab outta glue and horse bones
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