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Not Herself

@sans-self.org
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hi my name is veerle and i WILL occasionally accidentally wipe this in a botched PDS migrating adventure. Software engineer & "politician" Enjoyer of animal, plant, computer, queer. Datacenters are critical infrastructure and thus should be nationalised

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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 12/09/2026
Mocking dependencies is for losers, just run your own PDS-{1,2,3}, PLC server, relay, jetstream, Caddy, Postgres, indexer and appview and Playwright it up in this bitch
Flowchart of an e2e-testing environment
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 10/09/2026
A meta-culinary masterpiece showing someone using a smartphone to read a wikiHow article on "How to Eat Oysters" while an actual, slightly slimy, raw oyster sits directly below it in a metal bowl, patiently waiting for its reader to finish studying the instructions.
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 10/09/2026
Charting my income over the years shows this fun little event where I started my transition
Graph showing a strong dip
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 26/08/2026
Over-optimizing the shit out of my life (I asked if I should eat a peach or a fig)
screenshot of a mobile smartphone screen showing an AI fitness coaching chat interface with an open keyboard at the bottom. The "Ask coach" screen displays a recommended snack option: "Go with the peach 🍑." The text explains that because the user's readiness score is low (32) and they have an upcoming 14:00 lunch window, a peach is a strategic choice due to its high water content for hydration and lower calories compared to a fig. The coach asks, "Shall I log one medium peach for you?"
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 22/08/2026
Inside of you are two wolves
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 07/08/2026
I can
Network cable being cut
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 28/07/2026
The real Thinkers are on Threads
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 10/07/2026
Tree enjoyers stay winning
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 01/07/2026
Is Claude having a stroke
screenshot of claude outputting nonsense
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 27/06/2026
Ok so hailstones are terrifying at this size actually
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 01/06/2026
Someone please tell the Americans to please stop adding automatic translations everywhere (Though this one is funny)
Screenshot of text message: "Hi, I wanted to let you know that Dad is coming to Barcelona from the 6th to the 12th!! There will be road closures and a lot of traffic"
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 31/05/2026
By the way Claude says thanks to Claude. So should we.
@team-lead❯ Request consumer's SSE bug report
  Status check + report request. Session context was compacted on my
  end, so if you already sent findings I lost them — please (re)send
  your full bug list now in the agreed format (file:line — SEVERITY —
  bug — impact, grouped by severity, under ~500 words). If you're still
  mid-analysis, just tell me where you are. Thanks.
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 30/05/2026
I took a picture of a bumblebee being attacked by ants while hoping to lick a flower
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 25/05/2026
We're so back
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 24/05/2026
thanks babes keep going on the audit
      30
      31  def overpass(query: str) -> dict:
      32      data = urllib.parse.urlencode({"data": query}).encode()
      33 -    req = urllib.request.Request(OVERPASS, data=data)
      33 +    req = urllib.request.Request(
      34 +        OVERPASS,
      35 +        data=data,
      36 +        headers={"User-Agent": "opsec-audit/1.0 (personal-research)"},
      37 +    )
      38      with urllib.request.urlopen(req, timeout=120) as resp:
      39          return json.loads(resp.read().decode())
      40
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 23/05/2026
Stochastic parrot
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 23/05/2026
Woke Jetten doe je ding
Rob Jetten with laser eyes
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 21/05/2026
Love it. Thanks.
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 19/05/2026
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 17/05/2026
It's this
A circular Pokémon type effectiveness chart showing six types arranged in a ring: Fire (top), Steel (right), Rock (bottom-right), Ice (bottom, partially visible), Grass (bottom-left), and Water (left).Blue arrowed lines connect the types in a circle clockwise and counter-clockwise to indicate type advantages and resistances:Clockwise arrows are labeled with a green "2" in a black circle, showing super-effective damage (e.g., Water to Fire, Fire to Steel, Steel to Rock).Counter-clockwise arrows are labeled with a yellow "0.5" in a black circle, showing not-very-effective damage (e.g., Rock to Steel, Steel to Fire).
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 14/05/2026
Dutch nationalists wearing maga hats will never not make me cringe (English in alt text)
A screenshot of a Dutch news article detailing protesters gathering on Ascension Day.The image features a photograph of a man standing outdoors in front of a brick building. He wears a dark hooded jacket, light jeans, and a red "Make America Great Again" (MAGA) baseball cap. To his right, a large wooden cross is planted in the ground, wrapped in a Dutch flag. The cross has handwritten text in Dutch and English reading: "GOD IS GOOD", "JUSTICE 4 LISA", and "ONS LOOSDRECHT" (OUR LOOSDRECHT).The article's full English translation reads:"The first protesters on Ascension Day are slowly gathering. Including 'a true Republican' from Hilversum. He loves the nationalism that is so much more alive in countries like Israel and the United States. That is exactly why he walks around with a MAGA cap. The Hilversum native also brought a cross. It says, among other things, 'justice for Lisa'."
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 14/05/2026
These are pretty neat if you think of them as anthills
WTC Amsterdam
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 11/05/2026
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 10/05/2026
Girlie reading a book against a giant-ass backpack
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 09/05/2026
Our cult that doesn't suck vs their larp group
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 09/05/2026
Yes(terday)
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 08/05/2026
You love this right? This is your thing? Huh?
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 05/05/2026
Tweet by penny: "Notification, u have been perceived. there is no undo button"
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 04/05/2026
I get very "anti-bedtime anarchist" about this notification
Screenshot of a mobile notification from Pixel Buds that reads: 'Consider lowering the volume of your earbuds to limit your audio exposure.'
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 30/04/2026
I don't think I've had my girlfriend disapprove of a purchase this much before
Bathwater certificate
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 29/04/2026
Anthropic is kinda shit at software development
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 20/04/2026
New you new toy new toy
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 17/04/2026
Thanks dude

❯ What are you getting the $ amounts from

⏺ Finishing segment scripts, then I'll answer about the $ numbers — it's a fair question because the answer is "from a table I made up, not from reality."
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 15/04/2026
Angrily tapping my "fuck your status page" sign
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 14/04/2026
Whats the word? (It's this bird)
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 13/04/2026
Me when I LIE
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 10/04/2026
We use names over here! Though I usually just make names up instead of using these
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 10/04/2026
I HAVE SOME FEEDBACK
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 09/04/2026
It's an improvement, but I can't help but feel that the codebase looks a little bit more like this now
Normal SpongeBob
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 09/04/2026
Oeps
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 07/04/2026
Devastating
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 06/04/2026
It gets very eager about... very minor things though.
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 06/04/2026
This guy
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 06/04/2026
I have the friendliest strawberry
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 02/04/2026
Claude Zedong
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 01/04/2026
I'm in love
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 29/03/2026
Back in like, 2017-2018? My coworkers and I put up a picture of Darth Vader with Dan's twitter pfp onto it and a caption "I have altered React's conventions. Pray I do not alter them further" For some reason someone saying "Blue check moment" just makes me think about that and giggle a little
A screenshot of a social media post and its top reply.
The original post is cut off at the top, showing only the text: "can you restate in your own words what you think this tool does." Below the text, the timestamp reads "11:00 AM · Mar 29, 2026."
The reply is from a user named Onnaise (@onnaise.bsky.social), whose profile picture is a raccoon. The reply reads: "Blue check moment." The reply has 24 likes.
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 25/03/2026
Amazing news
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"A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message is a shared screenshot of a social media exchange. In the social media post, user 'Not Herself' writes, 'Yes, Claude, I DO want to buy the tungsten cube.' Another user, 'mara', replies, 'relationship issues?' 'Not Herself' responds, 'My partner and I are about to move in together so I am quite happy right now, but if I did have relationship issues, I think a tungsten cube would be a potential fix actually.' Back in the text message chat, the sender asks, 'Please confirm?' The recipient replies, 'Yes I confirm', followed by 'Babe can I simulate a relationship issue so that you buy me a tungsten cube? Please?' and 'I will move in with you faster 😇'
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 22/03/2026
An image showcasing a screenshot of a Reddit post within the r/linux community that has been flagged as removed by moderators.
A text overlay at the top claims that moderators are attempting to suppress information regarding a "coordinated attack on Linux privacy" by a specific individual. The post itself, titled with a similar warning about a privacy attack, displays a notification stating, "Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/linux."
Below the removed post, a user's comments are visible. One comment praises the original post for promoting transparency in open source, while a subsequent comment directed at the moderators demands they stop trying to "bury" the information, stating "the cats out of the bag."
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Not Herself @sans-self.org · 21/03/2026
I just think she's the prettiest animal alive. That's all.
white cat with short, curly fur and large ears stands and looks toward the camera. The cat has some gray patches on its head and ears. It is illuminated by bright sunlight, casting a shadow behind it.
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