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Sandy Kazmir

@sandykazmir.bsky.social
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Enjoyer of statistical analysis and absurd humor. Statements and opinions are mine and mine alone. Friend to the smallfolk.

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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 5h
All tied up. Great effort today. Margins will continue to be incredibly thin. Be the team that leverages the other's mistakes.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 6h
Way to bear down, Seymour
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Steve Ferra @abpow.bsky.social · 6h
Kyle Snyder came out to the mound and told Freddy Peralta, "dude, you're getting Adell"
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 7h
First to third on an infield single. Love that.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 8h
It’s a high bar, but still failure.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 8h
This guys gonna say “misses the rings” on every flyball? Like 99% fall in that bucket.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 11h
Should be another tight one in tonight's ALCS matchup featuring Cleveland Guardians at Tampa Bay Rays:
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 11h
Ft. Worth Convention Center looks cool as hell
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 15h
Matchup Expectations (in wOBA) for the ALCS between the Tampa Bay Rays and the Cleveland Guardians:
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 17h
/stands up I’m LeBron J.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Joe Brady would have the shortest tenure as a head coach in history if Bass missed that. Take the W.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Take it to the 2 so the defense can catch their breath. Smart. Next score wins, no reason to not get a good play off.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Greg Rousseau worth every penny.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Let James Cry
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Matt Stafford has shaken my faith in capitalism.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
All that money you’d think he could afford one that doesn’t look so freakish. What’s even the point of capital accumulation?
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Why do they keep showing this blond Rams lady with probably the worst lips I have seen in my entire life? Who thinks that looks good?
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Tomorrow is another day.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Still got enough to paint your face, laddie.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
GET THE FUCK OUT
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ron Darling sounds like a moron every time he opens his mouth.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Could this announcer go 5 minutes without shitting on the America's Ballyard?
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Should be a great series. Mirror match every time.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy Indigenous People’s Day! Hailing from the beautiful lands once roamed by the Haudenosuanee we have a unique perspective into how these people lived. From what I’ve experienced they were a lot better at being one with the land than we could ever be. We should be envious of their way of life.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
More good stuff.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
OK, one more, because apparently this guy loves being on the wrong side of things: www.tiktok.com/@unitedvisio...
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Rhein "Cryin' Ryan" Amacher was detained last night, presumably for trespassing. Ryan Amacher is an agitator who has routinely showed up at the #iceoutofportland festival to start fights and assault p...
TikTok video by United Vision News
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As expected, the Brewers have taken game 1
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Also, I have not called to confirm with him, but the facial structure and eyes match up very well with the avatar I saw. Can't say with 100% certainty, however.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That and to make it slightly harder to dig up his grew up rich and white crimes.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Only thing that lardlad wears on his face is a feedbag.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You're a lot more right than you realize: mugshots.com/US-States/Or... Guy got hit with 9 charges in 2015 including identity theft, cocaine possession, and various computer crimes. Probably explains why he had to stop creating a new LLC every year.
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Best search engine for True crime stories | Mugshots.com
Ryan David Amacher in Oregon Clackamas County 3/19/1990
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Real businessmen have to create a new LLC every year
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
LMAO
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Possibly, and I certainly don't care for their abuse of statistics, but that's how I interpreted it.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why did the facility operator sound like Frank Rizzo from the Jerky Boys?
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They should have a camera that shows you where the pitch went.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They had to have been assuming he would get a second (or 4th) PA later and the 38% is either this one or the next one. Nobody has a 38% chance of getting a hit in a single PA.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Mental health facilities famously tell any random shitbird who calls them the names of patients past and present. That's something they all do without worrying about protecting confidentiality.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"With two strikes is when he brings in the big breaking ball more times than not." Sinker GIDP. Sure, John.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The real casino is using other people's insurance money to pay yourself $300M a year.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Congrats to the Mis on pitching into the 5th today.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That guy looks like he's stepped on a baseball field in the past five months
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is why bases, not bedrooms is a sensible policy.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'd love for my team to pay what he's worth, but I know they won't and so I move on, but that doesn't mean someone else won't nor that he won't be worth the money. Good chance he isn't, like most free agents, but a few good years can go a long way for fans.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
She's just trying to see if her mental illness can get her a seat on a ticket.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think he's a terrific pitcher, it's just that it's a two-tiered society and the gavroche just don't have guys like this as even an option. More fun watching them come up anyway.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Any historians willing to do work IRT instead of waiting 60 years? I think you've cracked the code.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Most teams can't, but there are a few that would be happy to meet his price.
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Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The same Gen Z that has never had sex and never will? Seems unpossible.
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