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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊

@sandyjohnson.bsky.social
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I'm a pirate of equally dubious morality and sobriety, a master of self-promotion and self-interest, I have fought a constant and losing battle with my own best tendencies while living the nudist pirate's life. I occasionally post nude photos of myself.

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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Fly me to the moon Let me play among the stars And let me see what spring is like On a-Jupiter and Mars
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
#summer #ticks #advice It's important to check for ticks EVERYWHERE on your body this summer. Lol
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
#Norway #Henningsvær Henningsvær, Norway
Henningsvær, Norway
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
#Komodo #KomodoDragon #eel #ElectricEel #shock Komodo Dragon gets a shock
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
#cat #spider #funny The rarely seen Spider Cat
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
#SummerTanningTips Midnight Mystery star June Clyde soaks up the sun underneath a cellophane blanket in 1932.
Midnight Mystery star June Clyde soaks up the sun underneath a cellophane blanket in 1932.
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
#CincoDeMayo #CincoDeMayo2025
Happy Sinko de Mayo
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
#StarWarsDay #nudism #nudity #StarWars #nonsexualnudity Happy Star Wars Day
Nudist on beach with a star wars scene
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
#cats #ducks #love #SundayVibes
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
#StarWarsDay
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
#WorldNakedGardeningDay #nudism #nudist #nonsexualnudity World Naked Gardening Day
World Naked Gardening Day
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
#nudism #nudist #spring #flowers #nonsexualnudity I planted some flowers and suddenly it was Spring
Male nudist standing next to flowers
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
#cruise #Carnival #fight #melee #April2025 24 people have been banned from Carnival Cruise Line after a massive brawl broke out when the ship docked in Galveston, Texas over the weekend.
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
#poetry Joy Sullivan, “Want", Instructions for Traveling West
Joy Sullivan, “Want", Instructions for Traveling West
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
#Florida #alligator #capture Florida man Mike Dragich, a licensed alligator trapper, took on a massive 10-foot alligator along I-95 in Jacksonville on Sunday, 04/27/2025
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
#boating #watersports #wild Not so smooth boating
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
#NationalPoolOpeningDay #PoolOpeningDay #nudism #nudist #nonsexualnudity Today is National Pool Opening Day
Nude in pool on National Pool Opening Day
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
#EarthDay #nudism #nudist #nonsexualnudity Happy Earth Day
Nudist with Earth Day logo bodypaint on butt
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
#MonochromeMonday #nudism #nudist #nonsexualnudity Monochrome Monday
Nudist sitting outdoors on Monochrome Monday
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Flamingos in Celestún, Mexico by Jonathan Ross
Flamingos in Celestún, Mexico by Jonathan Ross
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
#Easter Actress Sharon Tate and her stuffed bunny wished fans a happy Easter from a festive director's chair. 1965
Actress Sharon Tate and her stuffed bunny wished fans a happy Easter from a festive director's chair. 1965
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Democratic Republic Of Penguins declares victory in trade war with Trump regime
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
This is how insider trading works. Marjorie Taylor Greene buying Apple, Pi, Qualcomm, Dell, Amazon, and Lam stocks seems a lot more sus before the tariff exemptions on electronics components, smartphones, semiconductors, and computers. Martha Stewart would like a word.
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
#baseball #JimKoenigsberget #PhilRizutto #anecdote #funny Funny baseball anecdote from Jim Koenigsberger about Phil Rizzuto
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
#SaturdayChill #SaturdayCool #Vintage #1950s This girl is about as old school cool as you'll ever see. Good Housekeeping, June 1952.
Old school cool girl wearing sunglasses. From Good Housekeeping magazine, 1952
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
#ThirstyThursday #nudism #nudists #twins #GeminiTwins #beer #nonsexualnudity Hi, we're the Gemini Twins. Come have an ice cold mug of beer with us on this thirsty Thursday
The Gemini Twins having beers outdoors
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
#BlueAngels #NASPensacola #FortPickens At the Blue Angels practice this morning. Photo taken from Langdon Beach at Fort Pickens which is across Pensacola Bay from NAS Pensacola. Photo isn't the greatest because I was using my 20 year old Canon 40D with a 300mm lens.
The Blue Angels during a practice flight
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
#TacoTuesday #nudism #nudist #nonsexualnudity Happy Taco Tuesday
Ah, the smell of tacos
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
#MonochromeMonday #nudism #nudists #GeminiTwins Hello again from us, The Gemini Twins
The Gemini Twins nude outdoors
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
#HumpDay #nudist #nudism #nonsexualnudity Happy Hump Day from me and some of the characters from Hump
Nude male and some of the cast from Hump
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
#ValentinesDay #nudism #nudist #nonsexualnudity Happy Valentine's Day from the Gemini Twins
Twins celebrating Valentine's Day
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
When asked about it, he does a tap dance in tails and top-hat hoping you'll concentrate on the dance and not his lying mouth
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
#Humpday #nudist #nudism #nonsexualnudity Happy Hump Day
Nudist sitting outdoors with his camel
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
#TacoTuesday
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
#NationalObservance #NationalJelloWeek #jello National Jello-O Week is celebrated during the second full week of February. This year, it takes place from February 10 to 16. nationaltoday.com/national-jel...
Two women wrestling in Jello
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
#MonochromeMonday #nudism #nudist #nonsexualnudity Monochrome Monday
Nude male lying on lounge chair at pool
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
#SuperBowl #SuperBowlXXXV #SuperbowlHalftimeShow #BritneySpears #Aerosmith Britney Spears shares the mic with Aerosmith's Steven Tyler at the 2001 Super Bowl XXXV halftime show in Tampa, Florida. Joe Perry is on the right.
Britney Spears shares the mic with Aerosmith's Steven Tyler at the 2001 Super Bowl XXXV halftime show in Tampa, Florida. Stephen Perry is on the right.
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
#SuperbowlLIX #nudism #nudist #nonsexualnudity Are we ready for some Superbowl football?
Male nudist with football on Superbowl day
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLVII #advertisement #avocados #Mexico Anna Farris starred in this Super Bowl LVII ad for Avocados from Mexico.
Anna Farris starred in this Super Bowl LVII ad for Avocados from Mexico.
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
#Superbowl #XXXVIII #JanetJackson #Nipplegate Janet Jackson accidentally exposes her nipple while performing with Justin Timberlake during the halftime show at Super Bowl XXXVIII in 2004 causing a huge hullabaloo called Nipplegate
Janet Jackson accidentally exposes her nipple while performing with Justin Timberlake during the halftime show at Super Bowl XXXVIII in 2004.
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
#Superbowl #naked
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
#Batman #shark Just Batman doing his daily shit. Move along now
Batman on helicopter rope ladder while shark is biting
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
#NationalKiteFlyingDay #nudism #meme #nonsexualnudity In honor of National Kite Flying Day
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
#Caturday #nudism #nudist #nonsexualnudity Happy Caturday
Nude man outdoors with his cats
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
#FlyingSquirrelFriday #nudism #nudist #nonsexualnudity I cannot participate in Working Naked Day as I am retired so I am celebrating Flying Squirrel Friday. See if you can spot the little critter in the photo.
Naked man outdoors with a flying squirrel
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊 @sandyjohnson.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
#MilkyWayThursday #nudist #nudism #nonsexualnudity Milky Way Thursday
Nudist standing on a beach with the Milky Way in the sky
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