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Alessandro McLaughlin

@sandro7114.bsky.social
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He/Him/His| Former Masshole in Arlington, VA | 🐶 Dad to Mambo |👬 to @bradleyrvarnell.bsky.social | Freelance Theatre and Music Video Director | Double Crown Inc. 👑👑 Instagram: @sandro71194 Reddit: @sandro7114

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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Okay ladies I’m not gonna lie… wearing a wedding ring makes me feel powerful. I feel like this:
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
An old FWB saw it first but I guess yall deserve it AS A TREAT
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Work is kicking the shit out of me (a fun survival job has turned against me). Thankfully I’m getting another (albeit survival) job soon, I just hate it ya know? It’s fuckin with my depression!! Anyway I’m fine and have a lot to be greatful for, including my wedding but I’m tired. Selfie for fun :)
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me to this new Tinashe album while my fast acting ed**** kicks in and I head to a museum (I got off work early):
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Ariel, Donald Duck, Pooh Dance Getdown
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me after the Phoebe Bridgers concert tonight:
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you’re not upset about the Cornel 7 and aren’t screaming about it, you aren’t a good man or person and aren’t using your voice for good
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Meryl Streep: That's All
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Srry yall was busy marrying my best friend 🥰🥰🥰
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me leaving work today knowing I don’t have to be there for a week and Saturday I marry my best friend:
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Did everyone on the planet but me know that snakes had bones? I for sure thought it was a no bones situation. This was me mere moments ago (I swear I’m wicked smaht guys):
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Jennifer Lawrence: What Do You Mean?
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why, yes I will be requesting this be played at my wedding (in 8 days) like it’s Horse Meat Disco [holding my phone up with it written in my notes app pointed to the dj]
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Troye Sivan - Party (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by TroyeSivanVEVO
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daresaypj @daresaypj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It really be like that 😭
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me and the pupper are sharing a pillow after a long work day (me at job) [he at dog]
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Haven’t posted ass in a while so HAPPY HUMP DAY HOMIES (this is an oldie but goodie)
Derp showing booty
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My review of Mother Mary (2026). I loved it!
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Me watching my husband’s gay dart league game:
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Jordan Peele Sweating Meme
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jack White paid tribute to Dolly Parton at his Hammersmith show in London, performing a cover of 'Jolene' just hours after news broke of the country icon's death.
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Also let’s all remember that republicans are going to appropriate Dolly’s death and honestly probably Tim Curry’s so let’s remember they were NOT his ally nor did they like ANYTHING he was doing
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Rockyhorror How
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Okay first Dolly…. Now Tim Curry…..
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Me after the news of the day (we all know what I’m talking about):
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If anyone in the DC area wants to hire ya boy a 9-5 LMK. The restaurant game is not for this aging millennial. The economy sucks so this is just to garner pitty and compliments (hubs is sending them too). A silly selfie for good measure (and compliments) [did I mention I want compliments]
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s giving silly beefcake
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Something is poking out 😈😈 Tee hee 🤭🤭🤭
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Me listening to the new Phoebe Bridgers album or AOTY IN MY HOUSE as it’s known:
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Okay I heard on a podcast somewhere that this movie was a good one so tonight’s selection is A Woman Under The Influence (1974) by John Cassavetes. So far I’m enjoying it. Lots of tension slow boiling in this one!
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My couch cuddle buddy!!! 🥹🥹🥹
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JB 🐻✨🍉🪩 @jbfromdc.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
how it feels to be less than 48 hours away from an already critically acclaimed new Phoebe Bridgers album
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Alright I signed up for the movie review sight errrbody love. Follow me!! And that’s my top 4 and it’s elite and I will accept no further questions
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
In my ever long pursuit of watching more movies I signed up for the free trial of @criterionchannl.bsky.social and tonight’s selection is Martin Scorsese’s Cape Fear (1991). First time seeing it!! Can’t wait.
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Robert De Niro as Max Cady: Yes Si
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My pump was good today and I thought you should all know it!!!!
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
FRED ARMISEN gives a brilliant impression of Diana Ross’ drummer performing the intro of “I’m Coming Out” like it’s the first time he’s ever heard it. Love it.
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Getting sent selfies like this always make the work day fly by @bradleyrvarnell.bsky.social
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My husband has been on this health journey for almost a full year now. He’s resilient, strong, amazing, and my pride for him beams every day. Everyone clap for him!!!!
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Ric Flair's Shocked Wow Meme
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The fun thing they don’t tell you about your 30s is developing allergies you never had!!! LOVE IT SO MUCH
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Lee Cronin’s the Mummy???? More like Lee Cronin’s I don’t think so honey!!!! (I hated it) [I hated it so much]
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My husband is a MACHINE
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A bloomfy daddy saw it first but you guys deserve it AS A TREAT!!! 🤭🤭🤭
A derpy nude boy flexing
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Chaka Khan in the Colors studio, doing through the wire is my current obsession. She went into that studio, stood herself far away from that mic, and said:
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Meryl Streep: That's All
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Me when like I do came on while I was doing tricep pressdowns:
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Happy Kid Dancing in a Club
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Me: They don’t know I’m listening to Ariana’s new album at this Gold’s Gym!! I’m so BUTCH! Them: Yes we do F** Cause also me being Butch:
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
YALL I made a pasta salad and chicken cutlets that were fuckin awesome!!! Love being Italian
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Kisschef: Italian Chef's Perfect Gesture
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A job (with which I didn’t remember applying for) said “congrats you have a zoom meeting intial interview”. As soon as I log in it ended being one of those big group interview scams and I did this as soon as they said “hi everyone” :
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Sassy Man on Flip Phone
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
B** G**** coming out as pro-Is**** mere days after I get a culture club vinyl is THE WORST. Anyway Free Palestine and he’s a fucking bell end
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Fire Elmo
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
PSA to gay men: If you come into my place of work, which yes is a place where I pour wine, that doesn’t mean you get to openly sexually harass my coworker and I. I will call you out for it. I will make sure you’re embarrassed. But you’re right I’m an asshole who’s “section” you won’t go to now.
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Arthur's Fist Angry Meme
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Rewatching The Batman (2022) cause it’s truly one of my favorite Batman movies!!!
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The Batman: Robert Pattinson's Intense Gaze
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A Bloomfy saw it first but the bulge was bulging this morning!!!
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Me while getting yelled at by a customer because they kept jumping around the map of what they actually wanted:
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Let's see that fur.
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sooo… I’m starting to study for the LSAT! Considering going to law school to study entertainment law. Today I took my first practice test (which is the diagnostic to know what to work on) and I got a 145 which is a little below average!! Really fuckin proud. Much studying ahead but a great start!
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HIMYM Marshall Eriksen: Lawyered!
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It’s my day of birth! A handsome 32 today. It’s also free slurpee day at 7/11 so get one in my honor!!! A selfie for good measure. Also if you wanna drop special stuff let me know 😈
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Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Long Tears
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