Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Okay ladies I’m not gonna lie… wearing a wedding ring makes me feel powerful. I feel like this: 0120
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 10/10/2026An old FWB saw it first but I guess yall deserve it AS A TREAT 3310
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Work is kicking the shit out of me (a fun survival job has turned against me). Thankfully I’m getting another (albeit survival) job soon, I just hate it ya know? It’s fuckin with my depression!! Anyway I’m fine and have a lot to be greatful for, including my wedding but I’m tired. Selfie for fun :) 5260
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Me to this new Tinashe album while my fast acting ed**** kicks in and I head to a museum (I got off work early):static.klipy.comAriel, Donald Duck, Pooh Dance GetdownALT: Ariel, Donald Duck, Pooh Dance Getdown 140
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me after the Phoebe Bridgers concert tonight: 081
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If you’re not upset about the Cornel 7 and aren’t screaming about it, you aren’t a good man or person and aren’t using your voice for goodstatic.klipy.comMeryl Streep: That's AllALT: Meryl Streep: That's All 051
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Srry yall was busy marrying my best friend 🥰🥰🥰 8531
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Me leaving work today knowing I don’t have to be there for a week and Saturday I marry my best friend: 1130
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Did everyone on the planet but me know that snakes had bones? I for sure thought it was a no bones situation. This was me mere moments ago (I swear I’m wicked smaht guys):static.klipy.comJennifer Lawrence: What Do You Mean?ALT: Jennifer Lawrence: What Do You Mean? 040
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Why, yes I will be requesting this be played at my wedding (in 8 days) like it’s Horse Meat Disco [holding my phone up with it written in my notes app pointed to the dj]youtu.beTroye Sivan - Party (Official Music Video)YouTube video by TroyeSivanVEVO 030
Reposted by Alessandro McLaughlindaresaypj @daresaypj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It really be like that 😭 2221
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me and the pupper are sharing a pillow after a long work day (me at job) [he at dog] 2210
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Haven’t posted ass in a while so HAPPY HUMP DAY HOMIES (this is an oldie but goodie) 1220
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My review of Mother Mary (2026). I loved it! 010
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Me watching my husband’s gay dart league game:static.klipy.comJordan Peele Sweating MemeALT: Jordan Peele Sweating Meme 160
Reposted by Alessandro McLaughlinRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Jack White paid tribute to Dolly Parton at his Hammersmith show in London, performing a cover of 'Jolene' just hours after news broke of the country icon's death. 251815342
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Also let’s all remember that republicans are going to appropriate Dolly’s death and honestly probably Tim Curry’s so let’s remember they were NOT his ally nor did they like ANYTHING he was doingstatic.klipy.comRockyhorror HowALT: Rockyhorror How 030
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Me after the news of the day (we all know what I’m talking about): 050
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 24/08/2026If anyone in the DC area wants to hire ya boy a 9-5 LMK. The restaurant game is not for this aging millennial. The economy sucks so this is just to garner pitty and compliments (hubs is sending them too). A silly selfie for good measure (and compliments) [did I mention I want compliments] 1210
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Something is poking out 😈😈 Tee hee 🤭🤭🤭 5431
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Me listening to the new Phoebe Bridgers album or AOTY IN MY HOUSE as it’s known: 020
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Okay I heard on a podcast somewhere that this movie was a good one so tonight’s selection is A Woman Under The Influence (1974) by John Cassavetes. So far I’m enjoying it. Lots of tension slow boiling in this one! 030
Reposted by Alessandro McLaughlinJB 🐻✨🍉🪩 @jbfromdc.bsky.social · 12/08/2026how it feels to be less than 48 hours away from an already critically acclaimed new Phoebe Bridgers album 1371
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Alright I signed up for the movie review sight errrbody love. Follow me!! And that’s my top 4 and it’s elite and I will accept no further questions 030
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 12/08/2026In my ever long pursuit of watching more movies I signed up for the free trial of @criterionchannl.bsky.social and tonight’s selection is Martin Scorsese’s Cape Fear (1991). First time seeing it!! Can’t wait.static.klipy.comRobert De Niro as Max Cady: Yes SiALT: Robert De Niro as Max Cady: Yes Si 140
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 10/08/2026My pump was good today and I thought you should all know it!!!! 1250
Reposted by Alessandro McLaughlinMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 09/08/2026FRED ARMISEN gives a brilliant impression of Diana Ross’ drummer performing the intro of “I’m Coming Out” like it’s the first time he’s ever heard it. Love it. 482023344
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Getting sent selfies like this always make the work day fly by @bradleyrvarnell.bsky.social 0130
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My husband has been on this health journey for almost a full year now. He’s resilient, strong, amazing, and my pride for him beams every day. Everyone clap for him!!!!static.klipy.comRic Flair's Shocked Wow MemeALT: Ric Flair's Shocked Wow Meme 080
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The fun thing they don’t tell you about your 30s is developing allergies you never had!!! LOVE IT SO MUCH 040
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Lee Cronin’s the Mummy???? More like Lee Cronin’s I don’t think so honey!!!! (I hated it) [I hated it so much] 040
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 05/08/2026A bloomfy daddy saw it first but you guys deserve it AS A TREAT!!! 🤭🤭🤭 3572
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Chaka Khan in the Colors studio, doing through the wire is my current obsession. She went into that studio, stood herself far away from that mic, and said:static.klipy.comMeryl Streep: That's AllALT: Meryl Streep: That's All 020
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Me when like I do came on while I was doing tricep pressdowns:static.klipy.comHappy Kid Dancing in a ClubALT: Happy Kid Dancing in a Club 030
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Me: They don’t know I’m listening to Ariana’s new album at this Gold’s Gym!! I’m so BUTCH! Them: Yes we do F** Cause also me being Butch: 040
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 30/07/2026YALL I made a pasta salad and chicken cutlets that were fuckin awesome!!! Love being Italianstatic.klipy.comKisschef: Italian Chef's Perfect GestureALT: Kisschef: Italian Chef's Perfect Gesture 130
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 29/07/2026A job (with which I didn’t remember applying for) said “congrats you have a zoom meeting intial interview”. As soon as I log in it ended being one of those big group interview scams and I did this as soon as they said “hi everyone” :static.klipy.comSassy Man on Flip PhoneALT: Sassy Man on Flip Phone 040
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 29/07/2026B** G**** coming out as pro-Is**** mere days after I get a culture club vinyl is THE WORST. Anyway Free Palestine and he’s a fucking bell endstatic.klipy.comFire ElmoALT: Fire Elmo 050
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 28/07/2026PSA to gay men: If you come into my place of work, which yes is a place where I pour wine, that doesn’t mean you get to openly sexually harass my coworker and I. I will call you out for it. I will make sure you’re embarrassed. But you’re right I’m an asshole who’s “section” you won’t go to now.static.klipy.comArthur's Fist Angry MemeALT: Arthur's Fist Angry Meme 1120
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Rewatching The Batman (2022) cause it’s truly one of my favorite Batman movies!!!static.klipy.comThe Batman: Robert Pattinson's Intense GazeALT: The Batman: Robert Pattinson's Intense Gaze 150
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 23/07/2026A Bloomfy saw it first but the bulge was bulging this morning!!! 8544
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Me while getting yelled at by a customer because they kept jumping around the map of what they actually wanted: 020
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Sooo… I’m starting to study for the LSAT! Considering going to law school to study entertainment law. Today I took my first practice test (which is the diagnostic to know what to work on) and I got a 145 which is a little below average!! Really fuckin proud. Much studying ahead but a great start!static.klipy.comHIMYM Marshall Eriksen: Lawyered!ALT: HIMYM Marshall Eriksen: Lawyered! 080
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 11/07/2026It’s my day of birth! A handsome 32 today. It’s also free slurpee day at 7/11 so get one in my honor!!! A selfie for good measure. Also if you wanna drop special stuff let me know 😈 13631
Alessandro McLaughlin @sandro7114.bsky.social · 11/07/2026static.klipy.comLong TearsALT: Long Tears 060