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@sandmoose.bsky.social
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It's reasons like this that they made vigilante justice illegal.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
At this rate he's going to boil it with how much it's sinking into the Atlantic pond.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
If you're 21 now, you were in his dating pool when he first ran.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Y'all creating mustard gas now? Ammonia and bleach never mix, kids. Stay above the influence. Or at least above ground.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Beekeeping update? Are we properly farming now?
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Educating kids instead of turning them to ash
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Ah. As the reddiors would say, Beat meat to it. Or beat me to it. One or the other.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Hey now, deaf people could very easily read the subtitles. Show some inclusion, harrumph!
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
And I can guarantee they can mobilize a construction team and build something faster than a highway or a bridge or an actual useful building.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I'm ugly as a toad, but I've frequently been told I'm too smart to have autism. I try taking it as a compliment.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Definitely part of the hoard.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
This is the one action I believe he truly regrets, because that's hundreds of potential girlfriends he just melted.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Naturally, venom would say something like this.His pronouns are They/Them after all. Not because he is non-binary, but because he is literally two n-
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
He was forced into a primary color camp as a kid, it was there he realized he could manipulate blue and red
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
So... Did babies just bleed to death before this shot existed or are we making up bullshit for the sake of bullshit now?
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The only reason they are afraid of a geriatric old paedo is because we've proven we're not a threat by not reacting.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
"take me to church and I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your light!" Just something I thought about. Figured it fit.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I'm not surprised the tech billionaire with kiddy issues doesn't know how to homegrow vegetables. I literally shot a rabbit and ate it last week. Fish are everywhere.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Trap em in the ol birdcage
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Nothing will irritate me more than corporate-speak.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Gas station gummy simulator. (Lovely work, well done.)
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Dare I say they would have even been... Close roommates.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Apparently, the little shit is getting out because he's "too tall" for a military uniform
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Back to reddit with that brainless garbage.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
For real though, the simplest way I can explain this is if you have neighbors, it makes sense to share one mower than each and every one of you owning one.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Does he have any confirmed kills during his service? He comes off more of a potato peeler.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Trump's only sad he couldn't rape them first.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Abbey lane isn't what it used to be...
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Bingus went from lovable mad scientist to twink to TwinkMk2
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
We've continued to allow our weakest to lead us and they've convinced us all that acts of violence is the only way to get things done. Maybe... Maybe... It might be the only option they leave us with. After the rot is removed the adults can finally deal with things.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Lol, I literally got banned and lost my account because of those snowflakes. I had a massive anti-nazi post blow up and ALL the roaches came out of the woodwork. Honestly though it's the best thing that's happened to me.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I understand why the reddit community hates pizzacake. I'm so glad i got banned from that cesspool.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Jobberwocky! I recognize those teeth anywhere!
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Watched a 40 minute dissection of this movie and collectivism earlier today
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
If only the walking protein shake put a little effort into picking up a book with his weights he'd know that. All that performative strength and for what? To be dehydrated and still weak anyway?
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Break out the pineapple juice for special occasions.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Terrible short king representation, frankly.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I'm not seeing a bend in those knees so I'm assuming she just rolls around on those treads?
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Okay. Can I have some unsolicited nudes?
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Yoda describing the reptile in his yard
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I like the look of distain that mug is giving me.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I always take the far pawns on the sides. Surely no piece that can slide in a straight line exists, right?
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Kingdom come Deliverance game over screens be like:
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Huh. I haven't shipped two characters this hard in a while. I hope they work out
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
When you're winning an argument but he corrects his gamer posture.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
And these crazy times where people can get disappeared or worse and just under a few minutes, I think it's time to make the minutemen popular again.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The average redditor
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Years of blasting "fortunate son" and absolutely letting 'it ain't me' fly over your head.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The IRS is getting really creative these days.
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sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
He's the frankenwurst president we've ever had.
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