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Sander Emerick

@sanderemerick.bsky.social
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Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
It’s crazy we went from using the internet in 2005 to look up video game walkthroughs with crazy ASCII art to now arguing w/ guys with Steven Universe AVI’s talkin bout their friend “QP Deluxe Ocelot” blowing their head off because they they saw too many brown people
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Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
The tacit agreement by those with power to protect others with power is one of the few issues that crosses the aisle
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Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Hopefully he lives long enough to fly there for other reasons some day
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Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
*staring directly into C3P0’s soulless cold android eyes* Tell me the odds
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Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I know there’s a lot going on but the Pirates might be the best team in MLB history and win dozens of World Series in a row
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Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Cassian Andor is the realest motherfucker to ever do it 🫡
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Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Someone needs to do the Right Thing here
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Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Power dynamics in a polycule are always complicated, much more so than monogamous relationships. Even after ascending to the papacy, Francis always took the time to make sure we were all on a level playing field with open love and communication. Our polycule will never be the same, RIP Frankie.
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Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I’m choosing to believe The Leftovers ends after the first 25 minutes of Season 3 Episode 1
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Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Tech bros and tradwives might be the most likely allies of all time what are we doing here?
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Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Judy Gemstone might be the funniest character in TV history
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Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
It was a BIG week for freaks. Check out the freaks of the week here 👇 (Mina Kimes is the thumbnail but she is NOT a freak!!!)
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Freaks of the Week (3/29)
My God, what a week for freaks!
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Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Kevin Harlan should not have to say “a Minecraft movie”
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Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Sam Bankman Fried has unfortunately returned, and I wrote about it.
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The Return of Sam Bankman Fried
Sam Bankman Fried has, unfortunately, returned.
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Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
10 (ten!) minute long batshit trailer for #DeathStranding2. No one is doing it like Hideo 🙏
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Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I tried to write about one of America’s greatest enemies: the rationalist ideology movement
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The Internet Has Turned Us All Insane
Except Me
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Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Every viral LinkedIn post is: A no-good, washed up, smelly, disgusting, illiterate, broke, knuckle dragging DIPSHIT applied to this position 2 times. I denied it twice. Here's why they are the CEO after they applied a third time:
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ABC News @abcbreakingnews.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
BREAKING: Disgraced Former SOLIDER Sephiroth tapped to lead U.S. Department of Energy by a vote of 64-29.
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Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
This site will be awesome when the posts actually get funny and good.
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Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Sephiroth has just passed his Senate confirmation hearing to become our next Secretary of Energy.
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Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Go to the toilet. Order the poop.
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