Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 19/07/2025It’s crazy we went from using the internet in 2005 to look up video game walkthroughs with crazy ASCII art to now arguing w/ guys with Steven Universe AVI’s talkin bout their friend “QP Deluxe Ocelot” blowing their head off because they they saw too many brown people 041
Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 17/07/2025The tacit agreement by those with power to protect others with power is one of the few issues that crosses the aisle 021
Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Hopefully he lives long enough to fly there for other reasons some day 030
Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 02/06/2025*staring directly into C3P0’s soulless cold android eyes* Tell me the odds 000
Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 25/05/2025I know there’s a lot going on but the Pirates might be the best team in MLB history and win dozens of World Series in a row 100
Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Cassian Andor is the realest motherfucker to ever do it 🫡 010
Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Power dynamics in a polycule are always complicated, much more so than monogamous relationships. Even after ascending to the papacy, Francis always took the time to make sure we were all on a level playing field with open love and communication. Our polycule will never be the same, RIP Frankie. 000
Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I’m choosing to believe The Leftovers ends after the first 25 minutes of Season 3 Episode 1 020
Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Tech bros and tradwives might be the most likely allies of all time what are we doing here? 000
Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Judy Gemstone might be the funniest character in TV history 010
Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 29/03/2025It was a BIG week for freaks. Check out the freaks of the week here 👇 (Mina Kimes is the thumbnail but she is NOT a freak!!!)open.substack.comFreaks of the Week (3/29)My God, what a week for freaks! 000
Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Kevin Harlan should not have to say “a Minecraft movie” 000
Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Sam Bankman Fried has unfortunately returned, and I wrote about it.basemententerprises.substack.comThe Return of Sam Bankman FriedSam Bankman Fried has, unfortunately, returned. 020
Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 09/03/202510 (ten!) minute long batshit trailer for #DeathStranding2. No one is doing it like Hideo 🙏 000
Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 02/03/2025I tried to write about one of America’s greatest enemies: the rationalist ideology movementopen.substack.comThe Internet Has Turned Us All InsaneExcept Me 010
Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Every viral LinkedIn post is: A no-good, washed up, smelly, disgusting, illiterate, broke, knuckle dragging DIPSHIT applied to this position 2 times. I denied it twice. Here's why they are the CEO after they applied a third time: 000
Reposted by Sander EmerickABC News @abcbreakingnews.bsky.social · 25/01/2025BREAKING: Disgraced Former SOLIDER Sephiroth tapped to lead U.S. Department of Energy by a vote of 64-29. 111
Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 25/01/2025This site will be awesome when the posts actually get funny and good. 000
Sander Emerick @sanderemerick.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Sephiroth has just passed his Senate confirmation hearing to become our next Secretary of Energy. 000