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The San Andreas Fault

@sanandreasfault.bsky.social
5.4K followers 84 following 220 posts

Kinky Fault Line. Get inside of me.

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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
People still use this thing?
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I could do a major earthquake today and nobody would notice
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Bitch try me
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
For earth day let’s do an earthquake
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
today feels important for some reason...
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
teehee
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
anyone who needs urgent #palisadesfire help please follow my Twitter, sorry no time to post on both
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Carrizo plain, pinnacles, golden gate national recreation area, point Reyes, need I go on?
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I am Californias gold
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
who are you again?
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
this hurts my crack so much
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
you rang?
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Teehee
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy new year bitches
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
its grand finale day besties
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
lol that tired old bitch wishes
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
youtu.be/4_wQ322HgAo?...
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San Andreas Fault
YouTube video by Natalie Merchant - Topic
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
yeah, I looked at you and now I feel awe-ful
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
love hot lava in my crack
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
you wish you old hag
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I snap in half all the time not a big deal
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
why don't they ever do anything?
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Christmas earthquake drop an f in the chat
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Don’t post crack on main bro
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
😍
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
wheres the rest of you?
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
look like some dumb bitches to me
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
This needs more color
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I can make it fall even further
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
more like unremarkable
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Earthquake
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Hey save that for my #OnlyCracks
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Oh
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Highest rated fault on google
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
thats it im going to earthquake
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
look at this dumb bitch exploding everywhere @mtsthelenswa.bsky.social
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
And when did you erupt last sweaty?
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
nobody felt that
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
ew someone pop that pimple
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Most men can't find the Salton Trough
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
like your shallow puddle could make one
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
dumb bitch mountain introduces other dumb bitch mountain
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Who likes some gneiss fat rock?
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
So probably around 5”
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
sure did bitch
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I'll bring everyone together for the holidays (with a major earthquake)
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Look Liz I was first the rest are just cheap knockoffs
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Fight me in real life
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Who tf are you
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The San Andreas Fault @sanandreasfault.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It’s my time to shine
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