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Samwise Fosterholm

@samwisefosterholm.bsky.social
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Oh it was so gripping and heartbreaking over and over. I actually didn't get the best ending but I can't bring myself to play again to try for it, even though it's been years since I played.
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Extinction is Forever? I was sobbing in my car two weeks after finishing that game 😅
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
How do I pressure Canada Post to give the union a fair offer because I want my damn MAIL.
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
these are the stats I need to show my realtor!!
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
realtor said I was 'picky' with regards to buying a house. yes?? of course I am??? I'm spending over half a million dollars on something I'll be spending like half my time inside of?????? (he said it from a place of concern rather than accusatory just fyi lol)
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
"you know I had to do it to em" meme where it's a screenshot of a social media post (tumblr?) and pictured is a man wearing off-pink shorts and button up with his hands clasped in front of him. He's wearing loafers and there's a clear sock tan line. He's standing on a sidewalk in the suburbs giving a weird smile to the camera.
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say @saysiguess.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
comm i did earlier this year for @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social 🌿 #dnd
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
accidentally saving money and the environment by forgetting to buy more disposable coffee cups at work so everyone has to use the company's mugs lmao
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
I feel bad for finding this extremely hilarious. I hope you feel better now! 😅
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
like the sites? idk there's a ton. I have a pixel so I swipe right to see news articles and stuff and they show up there sometimes. But as soon as I realize they're bad, actually, I tell my phone to never show me that publisher again lmao
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 12/07/2024
ugh it sucks sooooo much. We had an incident where mice discovered that we kept takeout packets of ketchup, soy sauce, etc. in the drawer under the cutlery. That was a fun one. (We don't keep takeout packets of sauce in the drawers anymore 😅)
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
man the 'ask abby' advice columns out there today are... Really bad. half the time they don't even really answer the question, they just talk vaguely about what they know about the subject and leave it at that, and the other half the time they misinterpret what's being asked and don't help at all.
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 10/07/2024
Awesome! Looking forward to keeping an eye out for them! 😃
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 10/07/2024
I'm sooo excited to see all the artwork in this set! Can I ask how many cards you illustrated for Bloomburrow?
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
THESE ARE SO CUTE! Could you give your model a pet for me?
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
I use heroforge for all my NPC references in my dnd game, it's incredible! The players love it, and it updates and adds new stuff so often. Plus players can make their own NPCs to send me too. I think there's even a subreddit dedicated to creating cool heroforges.
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
My grandmother votes in any election she can get her hands on and it boggles my mind that that civic duty in her didn't get passed down to at least two of her four daughters, one of whom said to me 'well I'm not going to complain so it doesn't matter.' suffrage who? 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 03/07/2024
"can we harass you whenever we feel like it? 👉🏼👈🏼" NO
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
your word picture has caused an awful visceral reaction in me thanks for that.
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
it was very funny that a few rows of the musicians could watch the movie when they weren't playing bc they sat on the front side of the screen. Everyone else sat and stared into the middle distance. Also how many times did the conductor have to watch this movie lmao
The Jurassic Park logo projected on a huge screen, under which reads 'in concert' in the jpark font. Under the screen you can see a full orchestra seated.
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
OTTAWA?! *checks* oh my god it's so close!
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
True, but also a good bit of character set up based on what kind of mask each character was wearing, which I wonder how well will translate to audiences who weren't aware or even born yet during early pandemic.
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
I needed that guy as a mascot this week 😩 I think our high was 33.5C(92.3F) but with humidity it felt like 44C(111.2F). It broke now fortunately, yesterday was actually cool (20C/68F). We can see these temps where I live but usually in like August not JUNE!
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
I've managed to keep at the one playthrough in BG not that it seems to have helped any lol TotK aaahh, I think I only got 1 of the main quest guys and instead ran around getting all the memories and finished the map 😅
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
oh wait maybe an app like Poshmark can save me
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
just found out my favourite thrifted pants I had to throw away because of an unfortunate stain was actually from a decently expensive brand and I can NOT easily replace them 😞 I think I got the pants for like $15 and the brand averages $200 for a similar pair of chinos 😭
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
Krobus wants to keep our becoming roommates a secret? noooo!!!! That's so sad 😭😭
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
Oh someone else who also hasn't finished those games LOL 😅 Like 5 of my friends have finished BG3 meanwhile I got quest paralysis at act 3 😭
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
man there's a couple jumping spiders living in one of my windows and I wanna catch one so bad and keep it as a pet 🥺
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
you'll be able to pick up anyone you want by offering to expand their bedroom with those bad boys
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
extremely upset that it seems my dog has become un-crate trained
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
Ceramic painting went great! Excited to see if I did my layers right and if the bird on my dish is different shades of blue like I wanted 🤞🏼
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
big plans this week, tonight we're painting ceramics for a friend's birthday, tomorrow is my fiancee and I's anniversary dinner, and friday we get to see Fellowship of the Ring extended edition in theatres 🤩 I'm gonna be so tired lmao
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
the animals waking me up before 6am is absolutely unsustainable
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
I'm so sorry for your loss, and I'd like to say that I love the naming scheme you chose for your cats.
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
Gym/exercise is near always suggested as a means to lose weight or gain muscle, which is a shame. Only recently was it pressed on me that no, just using your body in different ways is healthy for you overall. with that said I should... Get back into exercising lol.
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
wait oh no it's so cute 🥺
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
Gonna see Fellowship of the Ring in theaters yeah boyyyy!
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
what the fuck also yeah you're entirely right that one bad incident gets everyone paranoid that it's happening everywhere.
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
When I opted not to get my cat's ashes back I was given a pamphlet about the park/pet cemetery(?) outside of the city near a river that the clinic sent the ashes to.
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
Please, I need to know if I should get rid of the shot glass (I don't do shots) from my ex's (broke up in 2018) mom's wedding engraved with her and her now-deceased (died while I was still with ex) husband's names.
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
hey hey woah hold on why am I looking at a hardcover novel that is FIFTY FOUR CANADIAN DOLLARS?? FIFTY FOUR DOLLARS????? HELLO???
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
(the fact our starter home has increased so much in value is also sickening, how are people supposed to afford their FIRST home and not live paycheck to paycheck??)
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
We are IN the starter home that's slated to make vastly more than fiancee paid for it, we've been saving for years and STILL if we want a nicer home we'll be house poor, it's so fucked here I hate it so much.
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
a house we looked at last weekend sold for 60k above asking I'm gonna be sick
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
why are all these youtubers and streamers announcing their personal streaming service ALL AT THE SAME TIME?
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
and then when you share mutual friends who are still on good terms with them. gotta tentatively see when you can see them and they're not seeing your ex friend.
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
A daily hot cocoa in winter hits SO good.
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
Also the fact we can look past things like... Furniture and paint is incredible. The amount of people that apparently can't see past easily changeable things is far higher than I realized.
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Samwise Fosterholm @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
Our realtor was impressed with how not-picky we are and we informed him we are in fact incredibly picky we're just really good at vetoing houses before asking him to show them to us (we have seen 3 houses in one entire year) By the time we get to him we're looking for reasons not to buy.
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