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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Every single person who uses the term 'Artificial Intelligence' is now an enemy of the Republic."

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Every single person who uses the term 'Artificial Intelligence' is now an enemy of the Republic."

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Good, cause I found that thing like two months ago. It wasn't that good. Too much mayo.

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

San Diego native. I say this with zero exaggeration. FUCK that morbidly obese fascist man child.

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Out of context, it looks like Homestar is somehow hiding in the table. He pokes his head out. "Are they gone yet?"

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I knew I should have asked the Italian Space Program!

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh, right. So I should be perfectly safe! :D Polymascotfo- *BOOM* 💥

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles chin is equal to the square root of the remaining side."

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Only $4.50? That's an average summer in California

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Someone saw a tool used by a fictional TERRORIST group, and decided that would be a good idea for ""Law"" enforcement.

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When the sun goes down He creeps into town And borrows your hedge clippers And when you're sleeping safe and sound He puts blank media in your slippers.

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Good evening, ungodly couple. My name is Waiter, I will be your Homestar for the evening.

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We can't keep stopping at every SOP, YELD, or ONE VAY sign!

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Seeing Weird Al in concert was just as great the second time around. Godspeed, you magnificent man.

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Aren't you supposed to be in federal prison?

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Headline: "McConnell returns to the Senate for the first time since his June hospitalization"

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You just won the sports. How you did at?

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

New Avatar series in just under a month ... On Paramount Plus

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

So he said he saw THOUSANDS of Muslims cheering on 9/11. How could he see that from the rubble?

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Someone tell the grim reaper to get his act together

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Death keeps taking the wrong 80 year olds.

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

That's cause yer a communist fool, Red. :|

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The fact that someone took inspiration from a fictional terrorist group for ""Law Enforcement"" speaks volumes.

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I'd rather stay on dying Bluesky than EVER go back to Shitter

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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

You get your shiny round butt up in there and check that email!

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