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@samvimes990.bsky.social
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Navy vet. Computer guru.

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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 19h
Have shot with a Speed Graphic. Tripping a focal plane shutter that size is magical.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As I said before, AI is just an elaborate Eliza program. It reflects what you put into it, nothing more.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
More plastic there than a cheap car interior.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, the humanity!
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Two words: Elephant sketch.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI Bach? Or Dylan? Get real!
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Make it so!
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have a Heathkit one I built in the mid 70s. Gas discharge display. Still working.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A gallows.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have my Barnett Commando crossbow. Trouble is, just single shot. Hunting points on the bolts, though. 😊
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Been there, done that.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AS a former service member, I agree!
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am convinced that legit journalists (not Fox, etc.) should be issued cattle prods for use when dealing with GOP bozos. GOP clown: Blah, blah, lie, lie... Journalist: Sorry, that's a lie, try again. Zaaaapp!!! Deeply satisfying for tbe journalist, if not the interviewee.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Should also add Japan, South Korea and Australia as associate members. We in the US have betrayed our allies by not stopping tRump when we should have. Profound apologies. 🙏
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Damn straight we would! GA native here.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What will stop working for no obvious reason?
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
John Cabot (Giovanni Caboto) was Italian, working under commission by King Henry VIII of England. Most likely he and his crew spoke Italian.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That's the same color my family's 57 Plymouth Belvedere was. Tailfins and all.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So was the Pinto.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Give them the Mussolini treatment. DC has plenty of lampposts.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
His expression says it all.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I capture many enemies of the orange one; do they call me Kash the Conquerer? I help the orange one pardon his friends; do they call me Kash the Beneficent? I am head of the FBI; do they call me Kash the Great? But you fuck one sheep...
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Back before the 2020 election, a close family member drug me to a Trump rally at the state capitol. There was a German news crew there, and I spoke to the cameraman. In his words: "The US rescued Germany in WWII. What is happening here now is concerning. We have seen all this before!"
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I seem to remember an Australian film submitted to a film festival some years back. The organizers insisted that it be subtitled in English.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I must admit, I have had a Brother laser printer for about 10 years now and have never had a problem with it or the driver. (crosses fingers)
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
When I was at Dell, we were migrating companies from mainframes to Linux clusters. We had a team that was migrating the Cobol code using a Cobol compiler on Linux. They also had to convert the JCL jobs to Linux based tools. Didn't envy them that task.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
They have been getting more and more desperate. Some have migrated to more modern hardware, but are still running the same code. Translating Cobol to another language, such as Java, isn't easy. Cobol when it was created in the 50s was optimized for business purposes.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Don't forget the Cobol code from the 60s that practically every financial institution depends on. What happens when the last Cobol programmer is gone?
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
But does he speak Yiddish?
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
How are you going to find crimes he didn't commit? Seems like he has covered all the bases.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Everyone likes challah.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
More AI slop.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Precisely.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I served in the Navy during Nam. My father and all his brothers served in the Navy in WWII, one got a ship named after him (killed in '42). My father and his oldest brother served on it. Father was also in Korean War. My mother was in the Army in WWII, served in China. Trump is disgusting.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Chinese government confiscated a lot of land from the farmers to build elaborate suburbs that stand empty because most people can't afford them, and because they built the housing, but no infrastructure. No shops, no hospitals, no bus service to the city.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Random wiring is actually better, less chance of errors caused by cross-talk between wires running parallel to each other.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Programming plugboard. Pretty much impossible to organize neatly.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Promises, promises.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We have a Siamese like that.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I suppose it's some consolation knowing that the US doesn't have a monopoly on right-wing nutcases.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Saw a car once, they were playing Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture at full volume. The finale, with cannons.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hendrix! Or Classical, depending on my mood.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Dylan himself said that Jimi's version was his preferred version.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Edsel was actually a decent car, just introduced at the wrong time, and with the wrong marketing focus. Granted, it was a bit... peculiar looking from the front. "An Oldsmobile sucking a lemon." someone said. Or a chrome toilet seat.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
While I was with NASA, we would occasionally track and download data from the Lunar ALSEP package left there by the Apollo astronauts. Since we had the 30-foot S-Band dish pointed at the Moon, I am reasonably certain that is where the data was coming from.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If you talk to god, you are religious. If he answers you, you are schizophrenic.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Lived there when I was a kid in the 50s. In the Northern suburb, Bebek. Father was stationed there. He worked on the Asian side. Went to school at the International School near Rumeli Hisar, the Ottoman era fortress. Visited Aya Sofia, covered bazaar, etc. Fond memories.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We were there in 1958. Remember the TWA moon rocket in Tomorrowland.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dynamite, a bait fish always rise to.
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IT Guy @samvimes990.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Pain - pain trickles down.
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