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Sam Austin

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they don't allow you to have bees in here State Health Policy. Birds. NBA.

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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Werner Herzog speaking with a speech bubble over quoted post
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Wisconsin should be proud of this. Our state seal *literally* has a horn of plenty on it, the idea that we're a land of nourishment and abundance. Governor Evers is fighting for that idea; the Trump Administration is fighting to keep families from feeding their kids.
State seal of Wisconsin. It consists of the state coat of arms, with the words "Great Seal of the State of Wisconsin" above it and 13 stars, representing the original states, below it.

Top:
Forward, the state motto
A badger, the state animal
Center:
Top left: A plow, representing agriculture and farming
Top right: A pick and shovel, representing mining
Bottom left: An arm-and-hammer, representing manufacturing
Bottom right: An anchor, representing navigation
Center: The U.S. coat of arms, including the motto E pluribus unum
The shield is supported by a sailor and a yeoman, representing labor on water and land[1]
Bottom:
A cornucopia, representing prosperity and abundance
13 lead ingots, representing mineral wealth and the 13 original United States[1]
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Big W.P. Kinsella "The Iowa Baseball Confederacy" vibes in LA last night en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Iow...
Although the game starts normally enough it becomes increasingly surreal as it proceeds through its more than 2000 innings and weeks of play. Visitors to the game include the President of the US and Leonardo da Vinci. Players die or disappear and the later stages of the game are played in the pouring rain that increasingly threatens the town. The statue of the Black Angel from the local cemetery ends up playing in right field and batting .300.
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
aw heck yeah @wiscobirder.bsky.social bird book drop
Birds of the Great Lakes by Dexter Patterson x2
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
old enough to remember, etc., etc. edition.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLI...
Tone of Wellstone memorial generates anger
Ventura blasts 'political rally'
Thursday, October 31, 2002 Posted: 3:46 AM EST (0846 GMT)
Minneapolis Minnesota
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
go brewers, eh?
Roger Center, Toronto, Canada. View from right field.
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
choose your fighter
St Viateur Bagels, MontrealFairmount Bagels, Montreal
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
my buddy just found "the last bottle of badgermax in the universe" in his basement
Blue bottle of badgermax on a wooden table
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
moonrise + distant thunderstorm sturgeon bay wisconsin
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
i am awaited in valhalla, shiny and chrome
Dairy Building at the Wisconsin State Fair. Red brick building with white columns under the word "DAIRY." Several people sit on benches, and a ferris wheel looms behind
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
bring it back you cowards
Mid 90s greg vaughn baseball card with county stadium bleachers in the background with "vaughns valley" banner hanging behind them
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
uhhhh
Scorecard at am fam field showing The Miz with 10 strikeouts thru 4 innings
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
first prize is an nba championship second prize is a set of steak knives third prize is you're fired
Alec baldwin in glengarry glen ross wearing a navy suit and holding a set of steak knives
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
NBA gods are fickle man
Headline: Are the Nuggets the NBA's Next Dynasty? 

Article from june 2023Headline: Is this the beginning of another Boston celtics dynasty?
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
the bright line at the IL/WI border is hilarious
Illustration of cubs and brewers fandom with a very clear division at the state line
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Zuck: The average American has three friends
The Ghostbusters
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
improve your bluesky experience with this one weird trick
Bluesky muted words screen. "Belichick" muted forever
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
[very black phillip from the witch voice]: wouldst thou like to
Green dog treat box. White writing reads "treat your dog deliciously"
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Carmelizing Onions as Self-care: A Story in Four Parts
3 whole onions and a knife on a cutting board3 sliced onions on a cutting board 3 blonded onions and a spoon in a saucepan3 carmelized onions and a spoon in a saucepan
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
simple. refined. timeless.
Sign reading "eat shit nazi dork"
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
the provinces are unhappy
Wi state capitol with protesters
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
it's time, wisconsin
Clisr up of a blue yard sign with "judge crawford for supreme court" in white writing. Morning sun comes in fron behind, and there's a sidewalk behind it
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
badgers : huskers :: LOVB Madison : LOVB Omaha
Volleyball game in an arena. Red seats, blue court.
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
this car wash gets it
Blue sign with white lettering on gray cinder block wall. Text reads:

"ICE NOTICE
Mister Car Wash will remove as much ICE as possible in the time allotted. We CANNOT GUARANTEE complete removal of ICE from vehicles."
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
i regret to inform you that the nytimes has discovered meat raffles
Like Bingo, but With Beef: Why Meat Raffles Are Blowing Up
Spinning the wheel to raise money for youth sports and, maybe, win a steak, sausage or bone-in pork butt.
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
"Ordinary people - and ordinary Germans - cannot be expected to tolerate activities which outrage the ordinary decency unless the victims are, in advance, successfully stigmatized as enemies of the nation, the race, the religion"
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
on one hand, the country's falling apart. on the other, the BRT stops have heaters.
Aging millennial in a brown coat, black sunglasses and a black hat sits under a heater in a bus stop.
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
impossible to overstate what a utter clusterfuck this creates www.nasbo.org/reports-data...
Graphic showing 34.2% of state spending comes from federal funds
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
picked this up for no particular reason, sure it won't hit overly close to home.
Cover of "They Thought They Were Free: The Germans, 1933-45" by Milton Mayer. Black grid on a white background, with red lines revealing a swastika in the middle of the page
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Sign reading 

In this house we believe
All nasa is hoax
They know your stupid
Space is fake
Earth is not spinning ball
Astronots
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
if you see me on a zoom today
Man wearing blue tshirt with picture of Bob Uecker over the text "juuuust a bit outside"
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Everyone knows Congress has the power of the purse. What Mr. Vought presupposes...is maybe it doesn’t?
Owen Wilson as Eli Cash in Royal Tenenbaums describing the premise of his book. He's wearing a cowboy hat abs fringed western jacket. He's surrounded by people on formal wear.
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
because governing is different than running fucking pets.com
Longtime civil servants — some who have built their careers learning the intricacies of the federal bureaucracy — are an awkward fit with Silicon Valley’s fast-moving and disruptive culture.
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Post the perfect opening credits
Tiltle card from the sitcom "Welcome Back, Kotter". White letters with crowded 1970s Brooklyn sidewalk in background. White billboard reading "Welcome to Brooklyn, 4th largest city in America/ hon. Sebastian Leone Borough President""Created by Gabriel Kaplan and Alan Sacks"

Brick school building in back. Trees have no leaves. Asphalt play field is empty.Shot under an elevated subway track in 1970s Brooklyn. Cars are driving under, and winter sunlight filters though the tracks.
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Time to do some adulting* *(drinking sherry and reading sci fi)
Close up of small bottle of La Cigarrera manzanilla sherry and Martha Wells book "all systems red"
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Not sure why, but the picture that is sticking with me most from today is of these kids outside the school in pajamas. Like, they showed up to school on wear-PJs-bring-a-stuffy-let's watch-a-movie day, and this unending American nightmare happens to them. We have failed them so completely.
Screenshot from the NYtimes outside of Abundant Life school in Madison. Several middle school aged children in various pajamas (plaid, bucks, badger branded) walk with several law enforcement officials across a patch of grass. Cars are parked on the foreground and background. The kids faces are blanked out.
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Holiday question for #birdsky... Watched Klaus with my kids (a recent add to our Xmas-time must-watch list...just so good, but that's a while other thread), and wondering if this is a real bird? Or just a charming CGI nothing? @nature-bird.bsky.social @wiscobirder.bsky.social @birderk.bsky.social
Title card for the Netflix movie "Klaus". Font is elaborate old school serif, and there is a clockwork turnkey sticking off the left side of the K.Dozens of birdhouses hang from a snow-covered and leafless birch forest canopy. A small gray chickadee-sized bird with a red belly, white eye patches, a black beak, and darker gray wings with a white streak perches on the birdhouse in the foreground.
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Neighbor friend has been trying for a year to find a new home for an old piano after buying a new one. Finally gave up, and asked a bunch of neighbors to help take it to the curb for the city to collect. But then...
Text message reading "Team, we did a good deed! On Monday a kid from the high school walked by and started playing the piano. And he kept playing the piano. And then he and some friends put signs on the piano that said "No Toca!" And he came by that night (with extra help) and took it home. He was totally ecstatic. So now there's one more happy musician in the universe and one less piano in the landfill. Thanks again, everybody!"

Text has 9 heart emoji reactions
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
the party of lincoln, etc., etc. department.va.gov/history/hist...
The predecessors for VHA and NCA arose out of the acute need for Veteran care created in the wake of the Civil War (1861-1865) and emergence of nearly two-million new Veterans. Congress granted President Abraham Lincoln the authority to purchase land to establish national cemeteries to bury Union soldiers in 1862 and formalized the large Army-run cemetery system created from that in 1867.

The huge population of disabled Union Veterans from the Civil War led to Congress creating the National Homes for Volunteer Disabled Soldiers (NHVDS) in 1865. The network of eleven regional campuses, which included cemeteries, provided comprehensive communal domiciliary and medical care for Veterans, laying the foundation for what is now VHA.
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free
Onion headline from March 5 2012 tweet: Road-kill Squirrel Remembered as Frantic, Indecisive
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Beeeautiful day to take children to a mediocre college football game
Screenshot of madison wisconsin forecast. 19 degrees and cloudy. High if 23, low of 11. Feels like 6. Blue background, cartoon of a woman in a winter coat
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
cool cool cool www.pewtrusts.org/en/research-...
Map of United States from Pew showing 50 state share of federal funds is 36.4% of state revenue.
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
[very bob seger voice]
"COD LOINS"

Picture of 5 lb box if Cod Loins. Black box with white writing.
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Friend sent me a pic of her dog doing a remarkable Rubin's Vase impression en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubin_v...
Small brown dog laying splayed out on carpet. Looks a lot like classic optical illusion of 1 vase or two symmetrical faces.
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Counterpoint:
"He won nine daytime emmy awards hosting "the dr. Oz show"
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
"vaunted"
Inigo Montoya telling Vizzini in the movie Princess Bride "you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means".
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
#ivoted (with a buddy)
Closeup of 11 year old's tshirt. Red tie with white lettering saying "Wisconsin Volleyball". "Future Voter" sticker on shirt.
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
choose your fighter
David Gruber professional photo. Gray suit, white shirt. Blue, green, brown striped tie.Russell Nicolet professional photo. Navy suit, light blue shirt, navy tie.
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Sam Austin @samva.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
About to make a very bad mistake. Happy Halloween I guess?
Title screen for the movie "Longlegs."  On TV screen over shelf with orange lights decorative lights and 3 unlit lanterns.
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