Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Mrs Puff really had integrity. Mr Krabs was ready to blow the entire bag on her but she ain’t let him 😂 000
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Malcom in the middle is the only white Malcom I’ve ever seen in my life lmao #blacksky 030
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 15/01/2025My momma thought just because something was in a can or in the freezer that meant it couldn’t expire 😭😭 #blacksky 020
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 06/01/2025You could leave this in the middle of a blizzard and it would not get cold 040
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 04/01/2025I order stuff off Instacart . …..order hella simple a water and a Diet Coke ….. why this nigga a drop off a pint of Hennessy and some tequila …. My nigga ain’t no way those bags felt the same weight lmao . #blacksky 100
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Me looking at the picture from my Instacart driver as they’re telling me everything I want isn’t in stock when it’s literally in the middle of the picture .media.tenor.coma young boy in a yellow shirt is smiling and says " yeah sure wateva "ALT: a young boy in a yellow shirt is smiling and says " yeah sure wateva " 020
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Why is the joke movie top 10 on hbo max lmao . Who tf is watching that 000
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 01/01/2025A lady been outside arguing with her bd for about 40 minutes. At least do that in your house lmao 010
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Random things I accomplished this year -benched 500+ lbs for 10 reps -finished the rough draft for the book I’ve been writing -became the realest nigga I know 😌😌😂 030
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Ppl that work for national grid I gotta question … how do y’all be turning ppl lights off like it’s nothing . 😭nigga I got feelings . Left me see a child under 10 in there . Imma be feeling bad like damn I can’t leave these babies with no lights😭😭 140
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Yup I’m hatingmedia.tenor.coma red fire alarm sitting on a table next to a pencilALT: a red fire alarm sitting on a table next to a pencil 051
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Why ain’t nobody talking about squid game season 2 ? It’s ass ? 000
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 29/12/2024You know what …. I can’t say worst . Pre 2000s and from 2014-18 I wasn’t even watching so idk 😂 000
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Flavor flav really brought New York back on the flavor of love twice . Just go not pick her 😭😭 that’s diabolical 😭 #blackskymedia.tenor.coma man in a suit stands in front of a sign that says tntALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a sign that says tnt 0141
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Wrestling fans we gotta talk …. Raw and Smackdown currently have the worst theme songs in history. Raw especially. They really are horrible 😂😂 #wrestlesky 130
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 29/12/2024What’s an old show that would get cancelled after the first episode if it aired today . I’ll go first 021
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Me as a child wondering how flavor flav managed to have women ready to fist fight for his honor . #blacksky 0164
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 28/12/2024media.tenor.coma man with a tattoo on his arm is holding a torch and smoke is coming out of itALT: a man with a tattoo on his arm is holding a torch and smoke is coming out of it 031
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Like why where did you get roses from in the middle of December 030
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I was really trying to be a author during the pandemic 😭😭 000
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Next question . Why do you know 3 cities in Arkansas 😂😂 100
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Christmas hasn’t really hit the same since my dad passed . I still enjoy seeing my family happy but man that 12am call on Christmas Day is so missed . 020
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 26/12/2024What’s the best Cartoon Network Christmas special ? 👀#christmas 010
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Shit throw Derrick Henry in there at 4 because that nigga is unstoppable 101
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Who ever Boyz II Men singing about in end of the road must got some 🔥 .. she got them niggas begging her to come back lmao #blacksky 000
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024It was intended to be all in compassing . But I was to lazy to communicate that lmao 000
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The spirits:media.tenor.comCelebrate The Rowdyruff Boys GIFALT: Celebrate The Rowdyruff Boys GIF 020
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024My I just watched an episode of the resident about how women of color get treated after giving birth . Yo that shit got me in tears . #blacksky 010
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024I literally just watched it like 3 days ago .i used to love it . But idk I just didn’t fw it . 000
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024They never do . They love to try to stand on a moral high ground . Smh 010
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Damn nigga even the grinchmedia.tenor.coma man is making a funny face while holding his chest with his hands .ALT: a man is making a funny face while holding his chest with his hands . 100
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024One gotta get gone . Which one do you get rid of . 11134
Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024You can go almost anywhere in this country . There are Italian space , Chinese spaces , Puerto Rican or Mexican spaces . Black folks say they want a space for themselves like everyone else has and all of a sudden we have to be “segregationist “ 120