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Major Glory

@samuraity.bsky.social
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Operation 27 . Black Wrestling fan. All things nostalgia. Top 10 funniest blue sky neegas and I’m not 10 . Fairly Decent Graphic Designer . 😂😂 Rip Dad 🕊️🕊️ Subscribe to my YouTube : youtube.com/@acommonnostalgic?si=UY…

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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Mrs Puff really had integrity. Mr Krabs was ready to blow the entire bag on her but she ain’t let him 😂
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Malcom in the middle is the only white Malcom I’ve ever seen in my life lmao #blacksky
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Liar
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
My momma thought just because something was in a can or in the freezer that meant it couldn’t expire 😭😭 #blacksky
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
You could leave this in the middle of a blizzard and it would not get cold
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I order stuff off Instacart . …..order hella simple a water and a Diet Coke ….. why this nigga a drop off a pint of Hennessy and some tequila …. My nigga ain’t no way those bags felt the same weight lmao . #blacksky
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Me looking at the picture from my Instacart driver as they’re telling me everything I want isn’t in stock when it’s literally in the middle of the picture .
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Why is the joke movie top 10 on hbo max lmao . Who tf is watching that
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
A lady been outside arguing with her bd for about 40 minutes. At least do that in your house lmao
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I was grabbing niggas face mask 😂😂
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Random things I accomplished this year -benched 500+ lbs for 10 reps -finished the rough draft for the book I’ve been writing -became the realest nigga I know 😌😌😂
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Let*
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Ppl that work for national grid I gotta question … how do y’all be turning ppl lights off like it’s nothing . 😭nigga I got feelings . Left me see a child under 10 in there . Imma be feeling bad like damn I can’t leave these babies with no lights😭😭
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Random ….. but I can do a 2 minute plank now lmao
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I second this
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Yup I’m hating
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Why ain’t nobody talking about squid game season 2 ? It’s ass ?
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Wait where the tiddies at
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
You know what …. I can’t say worst . Pre 2000s and from 2014-18 I wasn’t even watching so idk 😂
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Flavor flav really brought New York back on the flavor of love twice . Just go not pick her 😭😭 that’s diabolical 😭 #blacksky
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Wrestling fans we gotta talk …. Raw and Smackdown currently have the worst theme songs in history. Raw especially. They really are horrible 😂😂 #wrestlesky
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
What’s an old show that would get cancelled after the first episode if it aired today . I’ll go first
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I know now but little me was flabbergasted 😂😂
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Me as a child wondering how flavor flav managed to have women ready to fist fight for his honor . #blacksky
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Like why where did you get roses from in the middle of December
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I was really trying to be a author during the pandemic 😭😭
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Next question . Why do you know 3 cities in Arkansas 😂😂
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Name 3 cities in Arkansas i bet you can’t lmao
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
It was a dark and gloomy night
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Christmas hasn’t really hit the same since my dad passed . I still enjoy seeing my family happy but man that 12am call on Christmas Day is so missed .
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Nasty work
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
What’s the best Cartoon Network Christmas special ? 👀#christmas
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
BTR snapped on this #christmas #nickelodeon
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Shit throw Derrick Henry in there at 4 because that nigga is unstoppable
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Who ever Boyz II Men singing about in end of the road must got some 🔥 .. she got them niggas begging her to come back lmao #blacksky
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
It was intended to be all in compassing . But I was to lazy to communicate that lmao
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Netflix it’s make it break time nigga
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The spirits:
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry niggsmas y’all #blacksky
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Niggas really don’t fw elf lmao
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
My I just watched an episode of the resident about how women of color get treated after giving birth . Yo that shit got me in tears . #blacksky
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas drake and josh .
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I literally just watched it like 3 days ago .i used to love it . But idk I just didn’t fw it .
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
They never do . They love to try to stand on a moral high ground . Smh
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I agree
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Damn nigga even the grinch
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
One gotta get gone . Which one do you get rid of .
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Major Glory @samuraity.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
You can go almost anywhere in this country . There are Italian space , Chinese spaces , Puerto Rican or Mexican spaces . Black folks say they want a space for themselves like everyone else has and all of a sudden we have to be “segregationist “
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