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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I was going to spend therapy today talking about important things, but, now, I think I’m going to have to discuss the elation I felt reading this news and how it will hopefully translate when “other” things I’ve been hoping for finally happen.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Curiosity is the saving grace of humanity. As people lose the ability to think critically, curiosity dies. The “elites” are enamored with the idea of ruling over an increasingly less intelligent populace because it affords them carte blanche to let loose their self-indulgent idiocy.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I really have no desire to engage in leg day.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

While I appreciate this man going hard in the Teams chat for this ethics training re: the Qatari jet, I would maybe advise he avoid actively creating a written record while on the clock…

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

“Cause everyone’s an outlaw, til it’s time to do outlaw shit,” might be the dumbest lyric I’ve yet encountered, but it’s still a good time.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Given that Villa are presently down 4-0 to Brighton in only the 36th minute, is Mikel Arteta now morally obligated to give us both Odegaard AND Eze in midfield next Monday? #arsecastextra @arseblog.com @gunnerblog.bsky.social

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Man, Villa are f**king awful.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The Current are CURSED today, my WORD. ❤️🩵🤍

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Watched United lose to Hull City, completed back day, survived indoor soccer, managed to FaceTime my nephew for his bday, reveled in Spurs’ ongoing insignificance, restored my bourbon supply, grocery shopped, and am about to head to CPKC, it’s been a day.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Weezer are what happens when you stay together for the kids.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Not having to do things purely because you do not want to is a privilege.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

IF YOU WANT HIM, COME AND CLAIM HIM

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I have no evidence to support this, but Natalie Harp is 💯 a Disney Adult.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Hard pressed to believe that many of the individuals piling on the £50M Konsa deal would not be absolutely apoplectic with rage if Arsenal failed to bring someone in, Ben White got hurt again, and Timber’s recovery timeline got delayed. It’s potentially our limited window for success, calm TF down.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Presently free October 14-16, November 13-15, and December 4-6, through the end of 2026 😂

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Twenty minutes into Lanterns and, man, Kyle Chandler rules in more or or less anything he shows up for.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

*picks up a piece of LEGO Rivendell* *turret immediately falls off and smashes against the countertop* *retires to quarters to not be seen again until tomorrow*

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Wonder if any of the Internet warriors who attempted to exert ownership of AOC’s body are going to have similar comments today about Jon Hamm? 🤔

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I have a weird affinity for somewhat terrible alt rock/nu-metal covers of classic rock songs.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I don’t frequently engage in Gyokeres slander, but he would be twice the player if he would stay on his damn feet.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Spent 30 minutes smashing coriander seeds with a spoon when I could have just put them in a plastic bag and smashed them with a wooden mallet…

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

If we went from discussing a potential Vini Jr. signing to whatever this is, it would be a word that expresses beyond underwhelming.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Beer Kitchen is closing, the cocktail scene is presently in a state of slight chaos, and breweries and beer bars keep crumbling under the weight of inflation and changing consumer preferences and financial capabilities. It’s just…sad, all around.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

If he promises to go first, I will laud it as one of the great accomplishments in human history.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Can I just vote for Lord Buckethead in District 4?

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

At this point, I’m starting to wonder whether I’m ever actually getting my car back 😂

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I managed to give my dog a subcutaneous shot without f**king it up or hurting him. Absolute win.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

If anyone in KC is looking to move a Sleep Theory ticket for FV, please let me know!

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The people supporting Argentina for Messi have no idea what they’re sacrificing to support the rest of this squad. Fernandez, Martinez (x2), Otamendi, Ramirez, Hernandez, just all absolutely intolerable dickheads.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Netanyahu and Trump are presently very sad and that makes me very happy.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

CDMX Barcelona London Cape Town Queenstown

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Things That Are Never Coming Home: (1) Me and (2) La Copa Mundial.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

White dude in a “69 Lydiot” Tune Squad jersey already being led out of the Living Room in handcuffs. Nature is healing.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

1.5 hours from 2.5 weeks of freedom

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I’m not England, but if I was, I might try to avoid conceding an early goal to a side that already wanted to spend the entire match defending in a low block.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Sometimes I know what I’m talking about. 🇫🇷

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The absolute AUDACITY of Michael Olise. My word.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

It’s amazing how much better Gyokeres looks w/ an international whistle.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Think Sweden about to get COOKED.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Honestly cannot decide whether I’m happy that SCOTUS actually came down on the right side of the birthright citizenship issue or sad that three justices voted in favor of a ban that is so clearly unconstitutional that a five year old could perform the analysis.

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Bøyce @samuraihawk.bsky.social · 29/06/2026