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Sam Walker @samuelwalker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No longer the Beatitudes Now it’s the ME-attitudes

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Sam Walker @samuelwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sounds like premise of disaster escape movie in the style of Towering Inferno/Poseidon Adventure. Should be fine.

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Sam Walker @samuelwalker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I would like to see Wolf Blitzer secure his legacy, eponymously foreordained, by storming the gates of the White House in rolled up shirtsleeves, wearing his tie as a headband, armed with a chest-mounted GoPro and a pocket Constitution.

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Sam Walker @samuelwalker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

He only emerges from his paint by number hole to attend a funeral or in support of a party bent on autocracy, hate and grift, never in the defense of democracy, decency or the rule of law. F W.

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Sam Walker @samuelwalker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

How does his soul not just vomit its way out of his mouth? What is this ignominy worth?

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Sam Walker @samuelwalker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If there had been press around him then, I would wager everything on being able to find a nearly identical photo of him in short pants at boarding school.

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Sam Walker @samuelwalker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I hope he's not the third, not because I think the idea is macabre or justified, it's that I don't want fond memories of the other two forever entwined with that abomination.

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Sam Walker @samuelwalker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I hope he's not the third, not because I think the idea is macabre or justified, it’s that I wouldn't want memories of the other two forever entwined in a trio with that abomination.

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Sam Walker @samuelwalker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I didn't know that I would cry when I heard the news that Dolly Parton died. My grandparents took me to countless country and western concerts at county and state fairs in the '70s. I got to see just about every big name on the circuit, including Dolly (a couple times.) Condolences and gratitude.

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Sam Walker @samuelwalker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Corrupt, Tr*mp-pardoned, former NYC mayor Eric Adams attempted to gaslight the overflowing crowd at our rural Wisconsin public library today as a hired mouthpiece for a proposed mega data center project. Was heartening to see that we weren’t the naive rubes and marks he was expecting. Nor partisan.

A close up of former NYC mayor Eric Adams gaslighting directly into the camera lens.

Corrupt former NYC mayor, Eric Adams, as he tells the crowd assembled in a public library theater [paraphrased] It's gonna happen whether you like it or not so you might as well just accept it.

Corrupt former NYC mayor Eric Adams listens on from the aisle after handing his gaslighting mic off to a formerly seated member of the community who is asking the foreign representative of the data center developer standing on the stage an informed question about the possible impact on local wells.

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Sam Walker @samuelwalker.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Unfortunately, 6 months later, it has only gotten worse. @kenmartin.bsky.social needs to resign now.

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Sam Walker @samuelwalker.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

My younger brother had a Teddy Ruxpin. I put my Star Wars cassette in its back and it came to life and moved along with Vader's voice exclusively.

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Sam Walker @samuelwalker.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

On the wall in my workshop for all my clients to see

"TO ANNOUNCE THAT
THERE MUST BE NO CRITICISM OF THE PRESIDENT,
OR THAT WE ARE TO STAND BY THE PRESIDENT, RIGHT OR WRONG, IS NOT ONLY UNPATRIOTIC AND SERVILE, BUT IS MORALLY TREASONABLE TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC."
Theodore Roosevelt

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Sam Walker @samuelwalker.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Anika Nilles getting cheers as Donald Tr*mp gets jeers gives me happy tears

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Sam Walker @samuelwalker.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Guy Fieri backed by the animatronic Country Bear Musical Jamboree band

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Sam Walker @samuelwalker.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live Parliament Roky Erickson & The Explosives The Cramps The Grateful Dead Butthole Surfers Ray Charles & The Raelettes The Statler Brothers Dave Brubeck Quartet The Cactus Blossoms GOAT

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Sam Walker @samuelwalker.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I met my first baculum enthusiast in Austin in 1993. He was a contractor with a Prince Valiant haircut who wore one from a raccoon as a pendant necklace.

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Sam Walker @samuelwalker.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

"You can't hear an image." The image:

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Sam Walker @samuelwalker.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Wood Co resident here, among the counted. We have witnessed a consistent near doubling of attendance at subsequent local No Kings protests. Tr*mp yard signs and flags have all but disappeared. Hopeful for November.