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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

New Control game AND something terrible happened to my nemesis; maybe things are turning around

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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Happy birthday to the motherfuckin' king

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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

What's wrong Subway Surfer? Afraid you might sit with an idea?

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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

The most annoying thing ever

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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Average neighborhood group chat post these days, with the air of someone asking for nothing less reasonable than a cup of sugar

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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I just made a banger Alan Dershowitz joke and nobody here got it

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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

@freep.com y'all need to change your name, it's very misleading

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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

When someone asks if you wanna see Tron: Ares again

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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Gay/trans/BIPOC Disney Adults that still patronize Florida theme parks are class traitors, change my mind FFS if you have to go, go to Anaheim

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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Christoph Waltz is just like me fr

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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Here are a few of my favorite sketches of mine (some are more polished than others) because I haven't had an excuse to show anyone in a while lol

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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Drinking a High Life in the VIP lounge at Sphere... Life ain't so bad

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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Way to call me out, Google... I'm so excited to finally see it this evening

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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

I can't believe it's come to this

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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Say what you will about Matt Damon, but nepo baby he is not. Put some respect on Good Will Hunting, Jesus...

First look at Matt Damon as Odysseus in Nolan's Odyssey. July 2026

"So fucking tired of seeing the same nepo baby actors. Half ass performances instead of giving new actors a shot. 🤡"

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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

Yes. Although not as soft as her dumb brother Xander

Xander is a very fluffy boi in a produce box

Xander and Willow cuddling on a blanket that looks like a tortilla

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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

Woah. We might have the same cat. I wonder if they're entangled...

My cat Willow, being an absolute cutie patootie

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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

If they made a third Zorro movie with Antonio Banderas as the mentor for a new, younger Zorro, I would cast Rodrigo Santoro as the new Zorro (he's only ~5 years older than Banderas was in the first movie). Who would you cast?

An excerpt from an article about Antonio Banderas reflecting on Zorro after 25 years. He says that people have approached him with ideas for a third movie, and he doesn't know if anything will happen, but he's happy to return to the franchise in the same mentoring role that Anthony Hopkins' character had for his in the first Zorro.

Rodrigo Santoro in Westworld wearing a beard and a black leather cowboy hat. I would cast Rodrigo Santoro, because he's pretty and has already demonstrated an ability to play the roguish western hero.

More pics to drive my point home. In the left-hand picture he's again in his Westworld costume, and on the right, I'm not sure, maybe also Westworld? I stopped watching after seasoned one, because I thought the second season was a steep dropoff in quality. Tbh, no regrets

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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

Unless JC himself is included, I ain't interested.

A headline explaining that James Cameron (the GOAT) is selling his $33 million house

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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

post the album that reflects your mental state

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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

The numbers ELON, what do they MEAN?!

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Samwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 05/07/2023

Me n the fellas skeetin' all over god's own internet this summer

Screen grabs from the gasoline fight scene in Zoolander, where a bunch of idiots spray gas all over each other

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