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Sam Tucker?

@samtucker.bsky.social
47 followers 38 following 11 posts

Idiot musician, one man tour-de-farce. Linktr.ee/skarectum

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Sam Tucker? @samtucker.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
This feels like low-hanging fruit. Top work as always!
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Sam Tucker? @samtucker.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Getting to winter solstice is always an uphill struggle. It's a definite low point in the year. YESTERDAY I REALISED HOW INCONGRUOUS THESE STATEMENTS ARE and now I can't stop thinking about how goddamn close we are to the days getting longer.
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Sam Tucker? @samtucker.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I BOUGHT A HANDMADE DENIM CACTUS from a tiny stall in an art space today and honestly, it is the best thing I've ever got from a small business. Merry Saturday!!
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Sam Tucker? @samtucker.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The world's pushing hard lately - but we got this.
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Sam Tucker? @samtucker.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Or is a standard Proclaimer how far they say they'd walk together in one chorus (2000mi) - OR IS IT THE DISTANCE THEY'D WALK IN THE WHOLE SONG I need answers and a metric conversion
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Sam Tucker? @samtucker.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I've been trying for a while to figure out the Proclaimer as a standard unit of measurement. 500mi + 500mi = 1000mi (but there's 2 of them so 2000mi in all) BUT since they only ever say they'd walk 500mi (then 500mi more), is a standard Proclaimer 500mi or 1000mi?? 1/2
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Sam Tucker? @samtucker.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Okay great, but when's International Women's Day??
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Sam Tucker? @samtucker.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Consistent branding is important when building an online presence. ...so naturally I found the most jarring canva template possible to do a gig list.
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Sam Tucker? @samtucker.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Tried taking a pic of the cat that reminded me of Tarquin the Third II. It bit me.
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Sam Tucker? @samtucker.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Oh my god I did it I'M THE ONLY SAM TUCKER? HERE Cat for scale
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Sam Tucker? @samtucker.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Hello Blusky, the platform formerly known as Bluesky
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