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Sam Towers

@samtowers.bsky.social
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I am entirely unimportant. Fuck Nazis.

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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Turns out he’s a mexi cunt.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bedknobs & Fucking Broomsticks! Wow! I should watch that film.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My god, the lore is so deep!
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Deeply unfair to pigs.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Well apparently not, in this case.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Unfair. That sexbot has way more depth.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
The Germans have a great word. Backpfeifengesicht It translates to “face in need of a fist”
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
ffs. Fascist dictatorship* Edit button when?
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
No no, I’m sure this fascination dictatorship will be the first one in history to hand over power peacefully due to a fair and proper democratic election.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Trump still has his base, though. The core of his cult still worship him. I think Musk is the most hated man in the world. And I love that for him.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
My stupid brain and your stupid brain think a lot alike.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
When she did let a snake slide into her chamber of secrets, it fucking died. This woman needs some serious psychoanalysis.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Won’t help. They can just change the ingredients or use lower quality versions. You won’t know what’s really in it.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I avoid clicking George’s links because that website is effectively malware.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
That’s pizza?! It looks like a still from a low budget horror movie.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Likewise. I’ve got so much shit online over the years for calling him out. It’s nice to see that people are now seeing him for who he is. Would’ve been nice if they hadn’t waited quite so long.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I think I’m having a stroke.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Going back to their roots.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Does anyone know what vice president bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-D-O-O Economics. Voodoo Economics.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Pretty much, yeah.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
As a British person, what scares me most is my country following yours on this path. I think America is beyond saving at this point, so I just want your to crash and burn in such a spectacular way that it makes anyone following your example impossible. So far, it seems to be on track for that.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
He certainly did not. His dad was an even worse parent than Elon is. He married his daughter and now has children with her. Stepdaughter, but one he raised from like five years old. The kids are his children and step-grandchildren at the same time. Must cost a lot in birthday cards.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Sometimes intersectionality can be a beautiful thing.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Media companies platforming Farage because rage bait gets clicks.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
The Glen Glock clip was a stroke of brilliance.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Because he’s spent his whole life spouting idiotic nonsense, and no-one has ever punched him really hard in the face. Not even once.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
An object lesson in why you should keep to yourself and not stick your neck out.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I think they’re right.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I was on the fence until now.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
See me in my office, Milford. At once.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Or ICE just doesn’t give a shit who they’re allowed to snatch off the street and shove into a torture camp.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
It’s not enough for them to win. Everyone else has to lose. Right-wing thought 101.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Fun fact: wealth inequality in pre-revolutionary France was less extreme than in modern day America.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Have we ever seen Tuvok’s birth certificate? I rest my case.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Better save up bottle caps, too. Just in case.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
“The rich will save us!”
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Been hearing for years that the reason they have all those guns is to stop tyrants. Turns out that was just bullshit.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Tim Cook is the money guy who shipped the iPad 2 for five whole years. I know it’s a cliché, but I can’t imagine Steve Jobs tolerating that. Ever since then, I’ve considered him to be the same kind of visionless bean counter who ushered in the beige Mac era of Apple.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
This reminds me of the bloodsport I invented. It’s called ‘Cat Frisbee’. Players toss a cat back and forth between them. The winner is the last one to pass out from loss of blood.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
“When the president does it, that means it is not illegal” - Richard Nixon
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Just how did that tree costume fit in that little box?!
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
What about it is borderline?
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Daily Express can’t decide if there are three words or four.
Daily Express headline stating “BBC star Alexander Armstrong hits out at Keir Starmer with brutal four words”. Text from lower in that same article, stating “BBC quiz show host Alexander Armstrong has hit out at Keir Starmer with three words”.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
It’s riddled with grammatical and spelling errors.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Yeah, but Canada has the good shit.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
To know the fight was necessary is sad. To know someone fought it is not.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
It’s not exactly a biography of Jobs, but Infinite Loop by Michael Malone is a good recount of the early years of Apple. (Despite some rather tedious and repetitive use of religious metaphors)
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
You took away their carrot. We want you to give them the stick.
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
How can one dampen that which was always dripping?
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Sam Towers @samtowers.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
If it’s any consolation, it’s not real money. He never had it, and hasn’t lost it. It’s just a theoretical made up number based on Tesla’s massively overhyped stock price. All money is made up, but the company valuations based on share value is into the realm of wild fantasy.
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